How to keep burglars away. A brazilian doctor was so sick of burglars she took HIV-positive syringes home from work, and stuck them to the fence around her esta HIV positive Aids Brazil
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How to keep burglars away

How to keep burglars away. A brazilian doctor was so sick of burglars she took HIV-positive syringes home from work, and stuck them to the fence around her esta

A brazilian doctor was so sick of burglars
she took HIV-positive syringes home from work,
and stuck them to the fence around her estate.

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#42 - alucord (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought these were two hospitals designed to represent the fight against HIV

Damn I an stupid.
User avatar #77 to #42 - scarygirl (04/22/2013) [-]
We're not alone...
#40 - goddammittyrone (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought they were large buildings at first, i was so confused.
User avatar #171 to #40 - camdonwin (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too.
#177 to #40 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
me too, it's ok
User avatar #80 to #40 - spoontang (04/22/2013) [-]
definitely thought they were buildings...
User avatar #95 to #40 - drunkasaurus (04/22/2013) [-]
that's only if you need to stop terrorist attacks
#78 to #40 - CatfishCrothers (04/22/2013) [-]
Same here.
Same here.
#4 - nicopwnz (04/21/2013) [-]
Sort of related
#15 to #4 - pillsmakeitgrow (04/21/2013) [-]
The burglars after there robbery
#11 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
that's infective way to keep burglars away
#131 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
inb4 stfu frank
User avatar #9 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
i could rob a bank with these...
User avatar #52 to #9 - jimimij (04/22/2013) [-]
Just get some random syringes and say they are.
User avatar #17 to #9 - marking (04/21/2013) [-]
you ******* genius
#5 - skuser (04/21/2013) [-]
AIDS needs to be on the human body to keep alive.
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User avatar #14 to #12 - siridontcare (04/21/2013) [-]
just a guess but it feeds off of cells, also since it lives in blood it is probably a "fish out of water" when exposed to air.
#33 to #5 - xeltar (04/22/2013) [-]
Go test that out for me pls
#44 to #5 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
No, AIDS is a condition of the body, HIV being a virus can live outside for a long ass time
#101 to #44 - ftsfts ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually no, HIV doesn't survive very long outside the body.
#50 to #5 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir are retarded
#100 to #5 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
That picture is sexy. It has like ten sex.
User avatar #118 to #5 - CRosBY (04/22/2013) [-]
Keyword: AIDS
User avatar #152 to #5 - vivalanim (04/22/2013) [-]
AIDS just means acquired immunodeficiency syndrome
Did you mean HIV?
User avatar #18 to #5 - marking (04/21/2013) [-]
yeah but they dont know that
#89 to #5 - saladtongsofdeath (04/22/2013) [-]
they dont know that
User avatar #22 to #5 - theFuckingGreat (04/21/2013) [-]
Even knowing that, as a fact, would you risk climbing that fence knowing that they are AIDS infected?
#114 to #5 - wudup (04/22/2013) [-]
AIDS isn't a virus. HIV is.
User avatar #169 to #5 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
Hodor
User avatar #16 to #5 - ningenpoop (04/21/2013) [-]
Still who the **** wants a broken off needle in their body
User avatar #29 to #5 - drunkasaurus (04/21/2013) [-]
I highly doubt they were actually aids infected, that would be a massive biohazard issue that no doctor would be okay with. They're likely just a bunch of clean needles and a scary sign. Plus I'm not sure how you would tell a bunch of workers "Be very careful with my aids needles, I want them to infect burglars, not you guys..." I would quit that job instantly.
#88 to #29 - saladtongsofdeath (04/22/2013) [-]
... because brazil has strict laws on biohazard issues.... its not like they are fighting malitia insurgents daily or something
#6 to #5 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Because the burglars are smart enough to know that and risk it.
User avatar #32 to #6 - tealcanaan ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
**** the ******* in Brazil already have it and are like, "HUE HUE HUE iz sooo funny lez rape dis bitch".
#151 to #32 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Just stop
#92 to #6 - rololo **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
inb4 yoloswag fags test this
#28 - guanyu (04/21/2013) [-]
**** , I bet she has guard tigers.
#104 to #28 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
**** , I read that in James' voice.
#58 - bruskiiiiiiiiii (04/22/2013) [-]
"Hey guys give those back!"
User avatar #19 - comeatmebrother (04/21/2013) [-]
Am i the only one absolutely terrified of needles. seeing them makes me cringe
User avatar #20 to #19 - catslap (04/21/2013) [-]
Same here.
#23 to #20 - Scenekid (04/21/2013) [-]
That makes three of us
That makes three of us
#30 to #23 - flixoe (04/21/2013) [-]
And that makes ten! I think...
User avatar #26 to #23 - eloog ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Make it four.
#31 to #26 - lazragoon (04/22/2013) [-]
comeatmebrother catslap Scenekid flixoe

Checking in.
User avatar #25 to #23 - rockmanfan (04/21/2013) [-]
you'd suck at being burglars i guess.
User avatar #27 to #25 - Scenekid (04/21/2013) [-]
Rather poor than HIV positive, right?
User avatar #55 to #19 - gibroner (04/22/2013) [-]
I hate looking or thinking about them but once they're in me I'm fine
User avatar #73 to #55 - Zaxplab (04/22/2013) [-]
just like rapists
#102 to #19 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
don't you mean they make you syringe ? I'm sorry.
#94 to #19 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Almost the same, I'm only terrified when someone is holding them, it feels like they want to shove it into me... but giving blood samples every week ofr 1.5 months helped a little on this phobia.
#140 - themuffinmaan (04/22/2013) [-]
that's pretty sharp thinking...
that's pretty sharp thinking...
#144 to #140 - Mesmus (04/22/2013) [-]
A "pointy" joke would of been better but its something i guess
#147 to #144 - arthurmitchell (04/22/2013) [-]
You make a good point
You make a good point
#146 to #144 - themuffinmaan (04/22/2013) [-]
I might kill your family tonight.
I might kill your family tonight.
User avatar #170 to #146 - wilburn (04/22/2013) [-]
to bad they already died on Fence-Aids!
#13 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
Ineffective at keeping certain types of burglars away...
Ineffective at keeping certain types of burglars away...
#43 to #13 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
*all
User avatar #47 - marcalo (04/22/2013) [-]
Sooooo, what exactly is stopping the robber from cutting them down?
User avatar #165 to #47 - imaginariness (04/22/2013) [-]
Visibility
User avatar #84 - cgajkula (04/22/2013) [-]
This can't work, HIV cannot survive in the air for more then 3 hours
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User avatar #128 to #84 - tanglenose (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't think that would really matter, the idea of climbing a fence tipped with used needles, whether they were infected with HIV, would deter me quite a bit.
User avatar #129 to #84 - CaptainWaffles (04/22/2013) [-]
Or at any temperature other than body temperature. Being exposed to the elements like the sun, or the drop in temperature at night would completely kill off the virus.
User avatar #137 to #84 - niggerlips (04/22/2013) [-]
i still would not even try.
User avatar #106 to #84 - serpens (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually, HIV can't survive in open air for 3 seconds much less 3 hours, but In a good syringe there is no air to get to it so it could survive for upwards of 2 weeks. Still likely an inconsequentially small amount of time. Nonetheless intimidating though.
(english as a second language)
User avatar #139 to #106 - blacktitan ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I know that feel, English's my 3rd language!
User avatar #113 to #106 - rckdgo (04/22/2013) [-]
but I don't think burglars could know this
User avatar #112 to #106 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
Pretty good english brah. whats your first language?
User avatar #116 to #112 - serpens (04/22/2013) [-]
German but we moved to the United states when I was 9
User avatar #117 to #116 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
Ah. Being bilingual is hard >.< Ive been learning spanish for a few months and the grammar... its so hard...
User avatar #119 to #117 - serpens (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess I was lucky in the sense that the sentence structure is close to the same.
User avatar #121 to #119 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
I hear to someone who doesnt speak german or english could confuse the languages if they heard someone speaking them.
User avatar #115 to #112 - rckdgo (04/22/2013) [-]
spanish
#120 to #115 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
Yo tengo estado toma espanol lecciones para dos meses.

That was awful wasnt it? Bleh... Im trying.
User avatar #174 to #120 - rckdgo (04/22/2013) [-]
something like
I am taking a spanish course for two months
wrong?
I like german i hope someday could speak it
User avatar #175 to #174 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah Ive been taking a spanish course for two months.
User avatar #91 to #84 - kyrill (04/22/2013) [-]
but would you still want to risk it? it would get me away even if i knew that.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Keoul (04/22/2013) [-]
They don't know that.
User avatar #86 to #85 - cgajkula (04/22/2013) [-]
Thats a good point to sir
User avatar #3 - revorce (04/21/2013) [-]
That's pretty insane.
#63 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Living **** I hate needles.
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2013) [-]
Can't you just cut them down? It looks like pretty thin tape
User avatar #35 to #34 - cameronrox (04/22/2013) [-]
or break them, this doctor doesnt seem very clever
User avatar #24 - randomrage (04/21/2013) [-]
I saw the second picture and thought they were giant eraser taped to buildings -_-
#83 - fisheaglee (04/22/2013) [-]
now i want to steal one of the needles and goto my worst enemies house
User avatar #107 to #83 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
"worst enemy" yeah, whatever dude.
User avatar #108 to #83 - eatinyojello (04/22/2013) [-]
Unless they brutally raped your daughter in front of you or something that's seriously ****** up.
#122 to #83 - psykobear (04/22/2013) [-]
That's...   
That's a bit 			******		 up...
That's...
That's a bit ****** up...
User avatar #127 to #83 - paradoxofnight (04/22/2013) [-]
skateabuga is the guy who needs one.
User avatar #93 to #83 - corundum (04/22/2013) [-]
thats sick bro
#132 - raexe (04/22/2013) [-]
That was intensively evil.
That was intensively evil.
#66 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
its been cured
robbed
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