Hell. . Harry He , age 32, sufficated serious injuries an an automobile 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse thathe had died and vis Hell Harry He age 32 sufficated serious injuries an automobile 1999 After he regained consciousness told a terrified nurse thathe had died and vis
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Harry He , age 32, sufficated serious injuries an
an automobile 1999. After he
regained consciousness, he told a terrified
nurse thathe had died and visited Hell He
on the tenibrae and anguish he
had at frightening detail. Se very weeks later
he neighbors camp/ a/ hed that he was playing
lend strange music at all hours elune night. He
that demons thom Hell were still trying
ta capture him. He said he randy weild burn
incessantly unless he played music ta scare
the demons away. He wee wane dead an this
once authorities were notified about
the music playing .
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#40 - Wimbles
Reply +213
(09/03/2013) [-]
So he died like Kirsty dreamt her dad was in hell in Hellraiser 2?

I'n sure this point was already made, but still.
#96 to #40 - noogsleft
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 to #40 - swiftcoyote
Reply +5
(09/03/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#70 to #68 - Wimbles
Reply +5
(09/03/2013) [-]
You are welcome.

Have a picture of the greatest toy that never was.
#131 to #70 - pillowmeister
Reply +8
(09/03/2013) [-]
The Fisting Ape?! ON WHEELS?!?!?!
#251 to #131 - Wimbles
Reply 0
(09/04/2013) [-]
It's King Kong head and fist coming out of a peterbilt, it's divine!
#148 to #70 - maxsexington
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Thats amazing!
#115 - bocatadesesos
Reply +179
(09/03/2013) [-]
**bocatadesesos rolls 52**
#204 to #115 - heepoz
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(09/04/2013) [-]
**heepoz rolls 79** here take these
#129 to #115 - RealStrangeSteve
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#179 to #115 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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#257 to #115 - megatheman
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#136 to #115 - Harkonnen
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#140 to #115 - ihatecarltonbanks
Reply +8
(09/03/2013) [-]
Funnier than any post I've seen here in weeks. Don't even care if it wasn't dubs.
#132 to #115 - barbequemaster
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(09/03/2013) [-]
bocatadesesos was found dead in the condition of no-dubs when the authorities found him
#2 - angelooo
Reply +129
(09/03/2013) [-]
**angelooo rolls 5** spooky5me
#4 to #2 - garymotherfinoak
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
nice
#6 to #4 - angelooo
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
Thank you
#128 to #2 - likeabox
Reply +4
(09/03/2013) [-]
*spoopy
#52 - cotterj
Reply +98
(09/03/2013) [-]
Ive heard of this before, apparently the music he played to keep the monsters at bay is an ancient tune which tribes truly beyond the pale are still known to use. though the tune differs from tribe to tribe, it sounds a bit like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#230 to #52 - biggydy
Reply 0
(09/04/2013) [-]
Yep, saw that one coming. Still good one, though.
#244 to #52 - iheartphanact
Reply 0
(09/04/2013) [-]
Hah, I know the 2 rickroll links are dxq etc etc and jharyo
#92 to #52 - fedegon
Reply +1
(09/03/2013) [-]
Well. *******. Played.
Well. *******. Played.
#119 to #92 - nurucio ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
All my yiss
#130 to #52 - jeebuzkryst
Reply +1
(09/03/2013) [-]
You know you have been rick rolled to much when you recognize the url.
#187 to #130 - anon
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Fagmin didn't even let me see the url and I knew it was a Rick roll and started singing it horribly
#155 to #52 - killerblue
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
You brilliant ************
#60 to #52 - zzRedzz ONLINE
Reply +7
(09/03/2013) [-]
#73 to #60 - thefogwoggler ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/03/2013) [-]
ok it's either a jump scare or rock ashley and i'm to much of a pussy to find out what is it?
#74 to #73 - zzRedzz ONLINE
Reply +7
(09/03/2013) [-]
Click it and find out.
Click it and find out.
#75 to #74 - thefogwoggler ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
hmmm yeah i gue-no it's 11 at night and i'm a huge pussy i'll just go on with my life not knowing
#76 to #75 - zzRedzz ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/03/2013) [-]
It won't let you down.
Trust me.
#77 to #76 - thefogwoggler ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
right got it it's rick ashley isn't it?
#104 to #52 - lazerdude
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
Goddamnit
#242 to #52 - jeagertech
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
God Damn. Too Smooth.
#69 to #52 - sirbutterballs
Reply +2
(09/03/2013) [-]
You clever devil!
#79 to #69 - rebuttal
Reply +3
(09/03/2013) [-]
seananners
#80 to #79 - sirbutterballs
Reply +3
(09/03/2013) [-]
yes.
#81 to #80 - rebuttal
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(09/03/2013) [-]
how many do you have
#82 to #81 - sirbutterballs
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Only the two images and this .gif. Haven't gotten round to making more.
Only the two images and this .gif. Haven't gotten round to making more.
#83 to #82 - rebuttal
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(09/03/2013) [-]
if you do give them to me
#85 to #83 - sirbutterballs
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(09/03/2013) [-]
redbuttal. I'm making a mental note
#178 to #85 - NotASingleFuck
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Dat Crendor
Dat Crendor
#181 to #178 - sirbutterballs
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
You know you love it...
#182 to #181 - NotASingleFuck
Reply +1
(09/04/2013) [-]
I do
I do
#183 to #182 - sirbutterballs
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(09/04/2013) [-]
#86 to #85 - rebuttal
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
re-buttal
#87 to #86 - sirbutterballs
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
Aight rebuttel.
#116 to #52 - marcosimo
Reply +2
(09/03/2013) [-]
I knew what it was and I still clicked, such a good song man.
#177 to #52 - xXneoXx
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Its been so long since this has happened, I've let my guard down. Not any more.. not any more..
#78 to #52 - hatemountain
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(09/03/2013) [-]
That was ******* classy. Thumbs and respect for you good sir!
That was ******* classy. Thumbs and respect for you good sir!
#118 to #52 - blokrokker
Reply +5
(09/03/2013) [-]
It's been five years since the last time this happened to me. You ******.
It's been five years since the last time this happened to me. You ******.
#196 to #52 - crazehtoast ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/04/2013) [-]
I've memorized the url, even after all this time.
I applaud your valiance, nonetheless.
#108 to #52 - jesusfrankenstein
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(09/03/2013) [-]
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#234 to #52 - thorsragnarok
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(09/04/2013) [-]
jokes on you, i still masturbated to it!!!
#250 to #234 - cotterj
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(09/04/2013) [-]
this made me laugh so much I thumbed it, then unthumbed it, just so i could thumb it again
#99 to #52 - kiboz
Reply 0
(09/03/2013) [-]
Nice one.
#219 to #52 - nathanthefatman
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I just got ******. 2008 style.
#55 to #52 - myfourthaccount
Reply +13
(09/03/2013) [-]
how did I fall for that?-_-
#56 to #55 - cotterj
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(09/03/2013) [-]
you have no idea how much time went into the build up for it. WORTH
IT
#57 to #56 - myfourthaccount
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I just wish I was high leveled enough to thumb you up, because you actually deserve it
#58 to #57 - cotterj
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(09/03/2013) [-]
i'll take the emotional thumb, friend. the spirit of the thumb, if you will. And it'll mean more to me than all the thumbs in the funnyjuniverse. sorta.
#10 - istilluseaol
Reply +62
(09/03/2013) [-]
i have always preferred spookiness to gore, thank you
#137 - kontraband
Reply +54
(09/03/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian now.
#11 - toastableduckling
Reply +54
(09/03/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a different variation of this story where the man didn't die, but instead when the cops came in he was naked on the floor covered in feces?
#22 to #11 - anon
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(09/03/2013) [-]
i also recall seeing the same story but the guy as hugging an ice cube, like a big ******* ice cube.
#46 to #11 - huszti
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(09/03/2013) [-]
i could only find this.
i remember this and i think it goes further but i couldn't find the full version.
#255 to #46 - jacksipian
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(09/05/2013) [-]
that guy is retarded, he just went through all of that ****, got revived and was given a chance to live longer and enjoy life some more before going back, and what does he do? he kills himself and goes back. ******* idiot.
#120 to #46 - newforomador
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(09/03/2013) [-]
Nope, that's the full version.
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#15 - vikingpizza
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#51 - erenahmed
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#113 to #51 - EnemySpy ONLINE
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(09/03/2013) [-]
**EnemySpy rolls 04**

You forgot to roll, here take these.
#123 to #51 - hatermrtroll
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(09/03/2013) [-]
**hatermrtroll rolls 812**
#184 to #51 - kontraband
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**kontraband rolls 82**
#202 to #51 - takaneuva
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(09/04/2013) [-]
**takaneuva rolls 83**
#206 to #51 - heepoz
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(09/04/2013) [-]
**heepoz rolls 04**
#224 to #51 - guitarnigger
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(09/04/2013) [-]
************** rolls 44**
#23 - Fwimble
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(09/03/2013) [-]
HEY SMOOTHSKIN