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Helium. Should of put this in the 4chan channel. Whet‘ e the least painful way to do ah' Hepburn meek. D Anonymous my 1? '' lati,' How many helium willie you ne

Should of put this in the 4chan channel

Whet‘ e the least painful way to do ah'
Hepburn meek.
D Anonymous my 1? '' lati,'
How many helium willie you need‘?
about 5 heliums
TAKES ABOUT 5 HELIUMS
DIY. DE SPAIR.
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Submitted: 05/19/2012
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#27 - trilobyte ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
I would do this
I would do this
User avatar #54 to #27 - alexkaz (05/20/2012) [-]
You can also carefully swallow a bunch of fishing hooks attached to a fishing line that you tie on the roof of a building. After doing that Jump with the line still attached to you and shower the pedestrians with your innards.
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#266 to #54 - BlindBoyBlues **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #27 - lokiwins (05/20/2012) [-]
Only flaw would be the stool and razor wire covered in blood would still be there.
#93 - epicusernameguy (05/20/2012) [-]
**epicusernameguy rolled a random image posted in comment #449 at nope ** Best way to commit suicide
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#14 - nokiacellphone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #65 - shamefulhumor (05/20/2012) [-]
If I where to commit suicide i would jump off of a huge office building in the city, but before i did, i would stuff the trench coat I am wearing with candy, like amazing candy, snickers, butterfingers, and resses cups. That way when hey are scraping me of the asphalt, the onlookers can enjoy a tasty treat.

User avatar #199 to #65 - samxdaxman (05/20/2012) [-]
or put as much candy as you can around your head and on a grenade. put the grenade in your mouth (or as far as it will go) stand outside and blow your head up in a park. then the children will be conflicted as whether to run away or collect the candy.
User avatar #73 to #65 - ahnoneemuhs (05/20/2012) [-]
Or beat the **** out of your lifeless body in hopes for more candy....
User avatar #81 to #73 - shamefulhumor (05/20/2012) [-]
In my pocket, there will be a piece of paper that said, "My only regret was not eating More candy"
#625 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2084 at Social Board ** How I kill myself
User avatar #636 to #625 - carnivora (05/20/2012) [-]
relevant roll :D
#8 - thelugia (05/20/2012) [-]
You're welcome
#208 to #8 - ihuffkittens (05/20/2012) [-]
That's seems a little too expensive in order to kill yourself.....
< MFW
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#42 to #40 - ZakyNine (05/20/2012) [-]
you should try it some time
User avatar #627 to #8 - LiamNeeson (05/20/2012) [-]
"Fun Fact:"

I lol'd hard.
#62 to #8 - stripeygreenhat (05/20/2012) [-]
**** , 65 people fave'd this. Don't do it you guys. I swear, whatever is happening in your life right now will pass and your life WILL get better eventually. Seriously, please don't do it.
#71 to #62 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
I doubt all 70 of these people favorited the pic because they were going to kill themselves.

Also, I know you think you're helping, but saying things like "It gets better" won't do **** to a person who thinks killing themselves would be the best option. I was like that a few months ago, and the state of mind you're in when you feel that way is just crazy.
#698 to #62 - melxgirl (05/21/2012) [-]
I favored this. Doesn't mean I wanna kill myself.   
   
Personally, if anything, I'd prefer going out guns blazing, and you know why?    
Because going out in a minute or less in a painless manner is frikin scary.   
But it's still a cool fact. Dunno why. Call us morbid, it's just something interesting.   
   
Also, as anon said: telling people it'll get better, even though it's moral support,   
doesn't quite cut it.   
Reason being that people who usually decide to opt themselves out are mentally   
unstable- not crazy, just clinically depressed to the point that they see no hope   
for anything or anyone.    
These people don't need a pat on the shoulder, or a hug, or a trip to Disney World-   
These people need serious medical attention, therapists, psychologists, sometimes, though unpleasant, medication.   
I mean, these are people who just decide that dying is better than living.   
While Moral Support is always great, it doesn't always cut it for those who    
really don't wanna live anymore.    
(and by 'who really don't', I'm sure you know I mean to say those who aren't posting pictures of themselves crying while listening to MCR and wearing tight pants).    
These people are generally apathetic, and seldom have close ties, or find family   
as a reason to live.   
   
So there's that.    
If you ever come across someone who's suicidal, tell people, like their parents or close friends, immediately. That way they can get the help the really need.
I favored this. Doesn't mean I wanna kill myself.

Personally, if anything, I'd prefer going out guns blazing, and you know why?
Because going out in a minute or less in a painless manner is frikin scary.
But it's still a cool fact. Dunno why. Call us morbid, it's just something interesting.

Also, as anon said: telling people it'll get better, even though it's moral support,
doesn't quite cut it.
Reason being that people who usually decide to opt themselves out are mentally
unstable- not crazy, just clinically depressed to the point that they see no hope
for anything or anyone.
These people don't need a pat on the shoulder, or a hug, or a trip to Disney World-
These people need serious medical attention, therapists, psychologists, sometimes, though unpleasant, medication.
I mean, these are people who just decide that dying is better than living.
While Moral Support is always great, it doesn't always cut it for those who
really don't wanna live anymore.
(and by 'who really don't', I'm sure you know I mean to say those who aren't posting pictures of themselves crying while listening to MCR and wearing tight pants).
These people are generally apathetic, and seldom have close ties, or find family
as a reason to live.

So there's that.
If you ever come across someone who's suicidal, tell people, like their parents or close friends, immediately. That way they can get the help the really need.
User avatar #647 to #62 - TigerMann (05/20/2012) [-]
I only saved because it's interesting. In all seriousness, the only thing that could make my life better is a butler who would gladly wipe my own ass for me.
User avatar #155 to #62 - bluedwarf (05/20/2012) [-]
You're right, random internet person says everything will turn out good, guess now I should have no worries....
hah you 12 or something
#11 to #8 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
isn't it bad that 12 people favorited this
#91 to #11 - kakariko (05/20/2012) [-]
91...
Incluiding me lol
User avatar #30 to #11 - Tvfreek (05/20/2012) [-]
*31
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#38 to #30 - bemysenorita **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #173 to #58 - sirmctree (05/20/2012) [-]
111*
User avatar #64 to #38 - killerliquid ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
69 (including me, i unno why)
#39 to #30 - lpplph (05/20/2012) [-]
50*
User avatar #296 to #8 - briancarroll (05/20/2012) [-]
I'd like a cheaper alternative that can be done wit household objects. Anyone got anything?
User avatar #706 to #296 - screamingdemon (05/21/2012) [-]
Jump off a cliff. Easy, free, and probably pretty fun.
User avatar #700 to #296 - TheBarneyStinson (05/21/2012) [-]
Cheap? It's the last thing you'll ever dude. Splurge a little.
User avatar #691 to #296 - negrocop ONLINE (05/21/2012) [-]
Down a bottle of whiskey and a few bottles of pills. Go somewhere somebody won't find you for a while.
#244 to #8 - whtkid ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #303 to #184 - themanta (05/20/2012) [-]
...this is kind of beautiful.
#689 to #184 - Rascal (05/21/2012) [-]
I remember that I had that post everywhere.
it really moved me, to be honest.
#681 to #184 - jaffaq (05/20/2012) [-]
This post should have the ~200 favs instead of the one at the top.
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#23 to #8 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
"but its better to be safe"

because you wouldn't want to have an unsafe suicide
#55 to #23 - derpiestofhooves (05/20/2012) [-]
I think you don't want your 			*******		 lungs exploding
I think you don't want your ******* lungs exploding
#212 to #55 - iamnebula (05/20/2012) [-]
Why the **** not?
User avatar #223 to #212 - subarumaster (05/20/2012) [-]
Because this is a suicide for pussies.
#221 to #212 - iliketires (05/20/2012) [-]
Because I've had a pneumothorax, which is a very very small version of a lung exploding, and even thats painful as all **** . Trust me, a lung exploding is bad.
User avatar #225 to #221 - iamnebula (05/20/2012) [-]
It was sarcasm bro
User avatar #16 to #8 - fukkendragonite (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna do this anyway, but I get the feeling that this is a trick, and it is in fact the most extremely painful death imaginable?

Never underestimate how evil the internet is.
#18 to #16 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
Excessive inhalation of helium basically starves the brain of oxygen and you black out, pass out and die in a sleep like state.
#69 to #16 - nazguultje (05/20/2012) [-]
it's from 4chan so be careful
#703 to #16 - zhooker (05/21/2012) [-]
I've done it, it's pretty legit.
#704 to #703 - fukkendragonite (05/21/2012) [-]
*Loud applause*

Very clever.
#9 to #8 - VerdNirgin (05/20/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I just save this picture?
#12 to #9 - bosskiss (05/20/2012) [-]






Because, some problems have only one solution
#28 to #12 - ltd (05/20/2012) [-]
You mean the final solution?
#457 to #12 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
you are the number 1# life coach
User avatar #702 to #9 - thelugia (09/11/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people ive killed from this comment..
User avatar #48 to #8 - rooftoilet (05/20/2012) [-]
Isn't that what they did back in the day but with cars? Seal off the garage and turn the car on - Have a nice nap....
User avatar #198 to #48 - neededllama (05/20/2012) [-]
That's carbon monoxide, but it's the same type of thing.
User avatar #317 to #198 - rooftoilet (05/20/2012) [-]
Obvliously lol. Cars emitting helium, by now we'd have higher pitched voices than a 6 year old.
#84 to #8 - ahnoneemuhs (05/20/2012) [-]
84 people faved this including myself... wow   
   
MFW
84 people faved this including myself... wow

MFW
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User avatar #204 to #8 - sophisticus (05/20/2012) [-]
Hate to break it to you guys, but Helium is a rare substance nowadays. You can't buy it like that anymore and the few places that sell it make it expensive as **** . Sorry to ruin your suicidal plans, besides that'd be a scary ******* way to bite it.
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User avatar #697 to #204 - melxgirl (05/21/2012) [-]
Although it has become a more focused method, unless all suicides
show a repeatable cause, then the tanks will be easy to grab.
Reminder: There are certain tanks for different purposes, but the most used
purpose is for balloons.
Ergo: As sorenlorenson said below, birthday balloon helium tanks.
User avatar #648 to #204 - myfunnyfile (05/20/2012) [-]
if your gonna die, why worry about expense?
#572 to #8 - theepicgamer (05/20/2012) [-]
mfw there's over 195 favorites
User avatar #193 to #8 - somalipirate (05/20/2012) [-]
Finally
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#17 to #8 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #17 - Fabianz (05/20/2012) [-]
Finally zomba leaves
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#202 to #26 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #215 to #202 - Fabianz (05/20/2012) [-]
Well good luck carrying a helium tank everywhere you go
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User avatar #702 to #226 - Fabianz (05/21/2012) [-]
Just started watching that anime, is is worth finishing it?
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User avatar #707 to #705 - Fabianz (05/21/2012) [-]
It's from TTGL, kinda cool if you ask me
#201 to #26 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
Best reply to a comment.

+30 internet.
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#621 - mirrorsmirrors (05/20/2012) [-]
Caught in a hail of red thumbs.
#633 to #621 - Rascal (05/20/2012) [-]
you made my life complete
#246 - pedokidrofls (05/20/2012) [-]
5 Heliums barely gave me cancer, try 8 Heliums.
#100 - flashcache (05/20/2012) [-]
Forever a afro :(
User avatar #176 to #100 - tankeruber (05/20/2012) [-]
an*
#22 - ninjajunkie (05/20/2012) [-]
Why take 5 heliums when you can take 2 Zyklon?
User avatar #32 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2012) [-]
a doctor's job is first to helium, then to curium, then to buryum....get it?
User avatar #45 to #32 - kibbleis (05/20/2012) [-]
Shut up heimerdinger.
#260 - johnalexx (05/20/2012) [-]
**johnalexx rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at silly police **   
   
   
   
Oh you!
**johnalexx rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at silly police **



Oh you!
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User avatar #47 to #41 - jakepatd (05/20/2012) [-]
he is a kid who killed himself because he lost his ipod, google 'an hero' and you should be able to figure out the whole story
User avatar #52 to #47 - gramernazi ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
Actually he didn't kill himself because of his Ipod. Someone saw that he lost an Ipod so he started trolling it with saying that was why he killed himself.
User avatar #51 to #47 - ninjabeaver (05/20/2012) [-]
"Someone placed an iPod on Henderson’s grave, took a picture and posted it to /b/. Henderson’s face was appended to dancing iPods, spinning iPods, hardcore porn scenes."
I lol'ed.
#53 to #51 - jakepatd (05/20/2012) [-]
he was such an hero
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