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The worst thing is he said in an interview that all three anecdotes were based on true stories...

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Submitted: 05/09/2012
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#3 - xfostbytex (05/09/2012) [-]
Never has this picture been so ******* relevant!
#8 - eminemisthebest (05/09/2012) [-]
MFW  I was just invited to a pool party.
MFW I was just invited to a pool party.
User avatar #10 - usmcoorah (05/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Who the **** can hold their breath that long?
#12 - thundagawd (05/09/2012) [-]
LOL, I'll save this and read it tomorrow, when it's not 1:00 in the morning
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#14 - bizarredread (05/09/2012) [-]
This was amazing. Really really amazing.

And **** ... i will never go in to a swimming pool again.
#48 - lolerbot (05/10/2012) [-]
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#44 - bajowski (05/10/2012) [-]
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#32 - bryceface (05/10/2012) [-]
I can't believe I read this halfway through, thought it was gross and should stop, then kept going. This was not morbid. It was disgusting, but why do I find it entertaining to read?
#31 - WillWalrus (05/09/2012) [-]
When I first tried to read this, I got halfway through before I felt really nauseous (for obvious reasons).
I went to the bathroom in case I threw up. I don't remember what happened next, but I ended up on the floor, with the chair I was sitting on tipped over and my dog freaked out of its ******* skull.

And that's why I'm not reading this.
#28 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Well, I'm kind of glad that I don't have the need to stick wax up my dick hole or ram a carrot up my ass. Lotion and tissues still do it for me
#16 - pleasantlybaconii (05/09/2012) [-]
I took a deep breath about a 1/4 of the way through, that was quite the novel
#15 - xxmalachaixx (05/09/2012) [-]
Woah.
#13 - funnnyjunkie (05/09/2012) [-]
thumbed at "boyscouts beat off to"
User avatar #7 - thejerseyjenn (05/09/2012) [-]
i knew it was going to be his anus sucked out ever since i watched final destination when the guy swam to the bottom of the pool to get his lucky coin. I've had that image burned into my skull. Now whenever pool drains are mentioned, thats what i think of.
User avatar #2 - gameshredder (05/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
is this from a book? cause i need to read this book, this **** is the most twisted thing i read in a while. its just a perfect story.
User avatar #5 to #2 - lolsnapple (05/09/2012) [-]
It's from Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, which I think is a series of interwoven short stories all somewhat based on actual events. I've been wanting to read it
#39 - runzerinn (05/10/2012) [-]
Why the hell did I read it all? It was damn well written but.. Wow..
Why the hell did I read it all? It was damn well written but.. Wow..
#21 - razorr (05/09/2012) [-]
I've never read any long stories like that before...

And this one, was ******* nasty.

I'm heading for a fap now
#18 - jimmyneubtron (05/09/2012) [-]
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