Guide to the Unknown 3. Frantic Caller video > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0 First Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/ Sec unknown Guide 3 why
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Guide to the Unknown 3

Guide to the Unknown 3. Frantic Caller video > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0 First Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/ Sec

Frantic Caller video > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
First Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown/cNkxGpA/
Second Guide > /channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+2/RvkxGEi/

i see him every night and i ant stop he stnds thre he grins he wont leave me alone he's trying to tell me omething i don't known wht he wants its menacing it all comes true he warns me i only see him duing my dreams i just wan to know what his purpose is somebody must know elp please i need intrpretation he wont stop starig he wont stop staring he wont he doesn't help me he stnds and waches me suffer i don't know why i don't know i don't know i don't know he's the ringer of tragedy he must leave my mind he scres me he watche me suffer he brings tragedy e brings tragedy

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User avatar #2 - blobboy (12/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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Before I get busted, I know I made an error.
*hieroglyphics
User avatar #14 - epicapocalypse (12/14/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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Guys! I figured it out again!

He gave me the key. Why, WHY?! It unlocks everything, I know. But how? He never
told me. He told me "Grab the book. The book knows everything." I can't look. I
won't. He told me. But riots break. Fire I caused. WHY WHY CAN'T I WAKE UP, I
CAN'T WHY

How I did it: There are some missing letters in the first part after blobboy mentions
the other guides. The missing letters spell "caesarthenatbash" or "Caesar then
Atbash". Those are both names of ciphers. So, it obviously says to use Caesar
cipher, and then Atbash cipher. So first I used the Caesar cipher, and that ended
with a bunch of letters, and I couldn't make any english words. So then, I put the
words used from Caesar, and put them into Atbash, and the above text was the
result. This should be right, or I'm a retard.
User avatar #316 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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Newest is out. All about cryptids - www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Guide+to+the+Unknown+Cryptids/uwmxGhj

STAY WARM STAY WARM
#53 - swiggityswoner (12/14/2013) [-]
>MFW the crying boy
>MFW it has now been technically inside my house. On a computer sure, but nonetheless, inside my house.
Thanks a lot, OP.
User avatar #318 to #53 - hektoroftroy (12/14/2013) [-]
Exactly how I felt when I watched sinister
#72 to #53 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
burn down your house and see if it survives, if it does, Myth confirmed, if it doesn't OP is a faggot
#73 to #72 - swiggityswoner (12/14/2013) [-]
... brb.

FOR SCIENCE!
#80 to #53 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
Well now, if your house burns down, you keep the computer since the picture won't burn.
#128 - mausisdead (12/14/2013) [-]
well **** , i have that crying boy painting right in my living room right now
#167 to #128 - infektio (12/14/2013) [-]
My grandma also had that in her old house, before she moved out. I haven't seen it since. I was about 4yrs old but man, I though it was creepy as **** .
User avatar #361 to #167 - nicoquitemad (06/22/2014) [-]
My great grandmother also had it, along with a crying girl of the same artist. They hung in her hallways for as long as I knew her, even back when her husband was alive. She's dead now, and I have no idea where the paintings went, but I'm almost certain they've been separated...
#266 to #128 - fiddyone (12/14/2013) [-]
Only thing to do now, is burn down your house, and see if it survives...
#295 to #128 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
u gon die
User avatar #131 to #128 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Man, I'm surprised to see how many people actually have this. I thought it was like an extremely rare picture.
Well, now you have a conversation piece to impress the ladies (:
#137 to #131 - mausisdead (12/14/2013) [-]
>implying i actually talk to ladies
>implying i actually talk to ladies
User avatar #141 to #137 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sure you do, you stud.
User avatar #176 to #141 - febreezboi (12/14/2013) [-]
Coming on to people? Jesus man, You just met them.
#177 to #176 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Well sorry just that picture of Kanye puts me in the mood.
#178 to #177 - febreezboi (12/14/2013) [-]
Kanye has a wife and kid man, and you think he's fap material? My lord, You're better than that.
#179 to #178 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
But look how cool he is! His douchey, unbearable, self-centered attitude just attracts me to him.
But look how cool he is! His douchey, unbearable, self-centered attitude just attracts me to him.
#180 to #179 - febreezboi (12/14/2013) [-]
It's almost as if he's an older and blacker version of this cunt twat.
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User avatar #303 to #281 - febreezboi (12/14/2013) [-]
I do agree with you, I like a few of his songs.
User avatar #297 to #281 - thewintersaint (12/14/2013) [-]
wtf are you doing boys?
we were talking of a person how had a cursed painting in his house!

#16 - soapybox (12/14/2013) [-]
Actually that thing on Google Maps isn't that spooky.

It was an apartment over some game developer and google had to blur it our for copyright reasons as the "spooky figure" was some sort of prop tied to a game the developer was working on.

User avatar #299 to #16 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for ruining it ya dick
User avatar #300 to #16 - rockamekishiko (12/14/2013) [-]
at least that's what they want you to think
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#81 to #16 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
It still looks pretty damn disturbing.
#92 to #16 - mrselfdestruct (12/14/2013) [-]
it looks slightly like the white walker from game of thrones
User avatar #126 to #16 - sonofpsychodad (12/14/2013) [-]
That's what the government wants you to think.
User avatar #155 to #16 - spyrothehedgehog (12/14/2013) [-]
oh good, I thought it was just a black guy
#230 to #16 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
It was actually a surf board rack.
User avatar #264 to #16 - mitchr (12/14/2013) [-]
Nah, it was obviously a methhead prostitute.
User avatar #108 to #16 - retor (12/14/2013) [-]
So here I was thinking that is some sort of society for mystical beings and Google is in on it.
Like a Wolf Among Us sorta **** , that thing is some sort of Troll and was out past curfew and Google noticed it and blurred it because they didn't want the populace to know that we're living with mystical beings right under our noses.
When we sleep at night the mystical beings come out.
#95 - fjaggot (12/14/2013) [-]
You better keep these coming!
You better keep these coming!
#68 - iRoflcopterU (12/14/2013) [-]
I absolute love these posts.
I absolute love these posts.
User avatar #116 to #68 - pheonixrevolver (12/14/2013) [-]
Hi absolute, im dad
#99 - gordonbm (12/14/2013) [-]
Last one.
User avatar #325 to #99 - steammadewalrus (12/16/2013) [-]
HALLOWED BE THY NAME
#102 - wadawada (12/14/2013) [-]
The last one is probably where AndreHerring lives
User avatar #135 to #102 - mrchubs (12/14/2013) [-]
We...we don't talk about him....
User avatar #5 - creatablejam (12/14/2013) [-]
Those twins really make me hope for reincarnation. And I hope its like a giant wheel game, you get to spin the wheel to see what you become.
User avatar #11 to #5 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
i prefer my method of heaven and hell would be competing casinos, in heaven the dealers are nice, you have a nice room, and good people, while hell has all the good stuff, strippers, booze, drugs, etc, sure you have a ****** room and the dealers cheat but at least you have the perks, the room might be **** but the people are the ones you would never forget.
User avatar #12 to #11 - creatablejam (12/14/2013) [-]
I feel like hell would get to be the norm for you if you stayed there for eternity. Because if you burn for long enough, one day the burning will be not as hot and you'll be all like "Ohh it's cold today". Just like florida
User avatar #13 to #12 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
i think that is all just propaganda so that they can sucker more people into going to the boring party with them, you know so they don't have to be there all alone. i mean look at hell, you would meet all of the people who did great things, both terrible and wonderful, because many of the people who did wonderful things did so in a way that wasn't on the path to paradise . you could meet both Churchill and Hitler, all of the armies are there, "thou shall not kill" all of the great philosophers "thou shall have no other gods besides me"/"thou shall not worship false idols" by the looks of it heaven would seem to be very boring, while hell has the company.
User avatar #17 to #13 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
**** you statewrestler you little bitch, why are you thumbing down this comment?
User avatar #18 to #17 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
probably a die hard propagandist for the "Man"
#33 to #18 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
lol ya fer reel fuk da man im sik of hiz **** lol rite? ya lol lol
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User avatar #34 to #33 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
you have a stroke or something?
#38 to #34 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
lol g00d 1 haha u knw reel ****** keep der helth in lien das wat i alwys do lol fer reel do am i rite? lol ya haha lol
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#19 to #18 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
oh no! but its alright, i know just who to call to help stop The Man!
User avatar #20 to #19 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
well i have given you a thumb as thanks for defending me from this once unknown evil
User avatar #21 to #20 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
thank you sir, but justice is its own reward! (also **** that guy) i thumbed you up to offsite his extreme dickitude
User avatar #22 to #21 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
but we still do not know why he has such an extreme dickitude level
#25 to #22 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
thats true, we do not. However, we have our top scientists looking into it to try and figure out why his dickitude levels are off the scale. Rest assured, we should know soon enough! and maybe then, we will be able to stop him.
User avatar #27 to #25 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
well if it is ever found out do let me know
User avatar #28 to #27 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
I promise you will be the first one notified as soon as we find out!
User avatar #29 to #28 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
well thank you, and have a nice evening
User avatar #30 to #29 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
You're welcome. And you too sir.
User avatar #41 to #30 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
he really seems to be trying hard
User avatar #43 to #41 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
yes he does, i think he may suffer from a condition commonly referred to as "butthurt" that may be affecting his already high level of dickitude
#46 to #43 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
fo reel do lol              lol    
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fo reel do lol lol
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User avatar #44 to #43 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
could it be because he has a large penile object inserted into his rectum, that is violently widening his hole?
User avatar #45 to #44 - jacksipian (12/14/2013) [-]
i believe that may be a cause, we are looking into this matter more now that we have some ideas to go off of, but that is all we have discovered so far.
#42 to #41 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
lol ya he dos fuk dat try hrd n00b reel ****** dnt do nun dat sh1t lol fer eal do haha ya lol lol
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#32 to #30 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
real ****** be lik fuk dikitude adn da man am i rite ya lol
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#60 to #5 - ihateemo (12/14/2013) [-]
i feel that once you die you will basically be in a dream and eventually die out before realizing you werent in heaven and you were just dreaming.

I am terrified of death but at the same time i am beyond curious what happens once we pass.

reincarnation is one my of favorite looks into the afterlife though
#107 to #60 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
>dream
>An active process within the brain
>death
>no active processes within the brain
#196 to #107 - ihateemo (12/14/2013) [-]
it is a proven fact though that when you die your brain releases a TON of chemicals that happen to be the exact same chemicals your brain releases while dreaming.

This would explain how people who die and then come back to life 30 minutes later could "see" heaven or hell.
User avatar #160 to #157 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Dracula will get more, trust me.
#161 to #160 - include (12/14/2013) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#96 - eyemeralds (12/14/2013) [-]
The DISKS!
User avatar #276 - kumimono (12/14/2013) [-]
Never mind burning those crybaby pictures on a bonfire, I'm going to plaster my walls with those. Bam! Instant fireproofing.
#262 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
hmm...
#270 to #262 - josieabby (12/14/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same thing.
#51 - tommygeezus (12/14/2013) [-]
so i figured i'd post this since theres a bit of uncanny valley **** going around with these comps and i think they sorta fit there

these are a couple of dolls in my house, made for a high school art project a few years ago. they're good fun to move into the spare while a guest is asleep there
#282 - hellsjester ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
well the weird creature or mysterious thing is easily explained.... it's a Halloween prop. i have that exact one. it reminds you of the burnt dude off of beetle juice.
User avatar #320 to #282 - rcathell (12/14/2013) [-]
I love how he is smoking... he's like "Well I am already a piece of burnt toast, it's not cigarettes can **** me up."
#147 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Whenever one of these posts apear, I immedeatley pull down my blinds and turn on all lamps I can find behor reading.
never stop making these
#149 to #147 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
Thank you! Have this picture that has to do with your username.
User avatar #150 to #149 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Will you be taking submissions from the comments? Id love to help out sometime.
User avatar #152 to #150 - blobboy (12/14/2013) [-]
I do, it's actually really hard to find material, so I love it when people post suggestions. You'll get credit, too.
User avatar #223 to #152 - officechair (12/14/2013) [-]
Boy you would never find one for my username
User avatar #154 to #152 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Ill see if I can help out then. Keep up the good work
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User avatar #101 - toesmash (12/14/2013) [-]
Not sure if anyone has said or not yet but the Area 51 caller was fake. The guy actually called in at a later date and admitted it to Art, on the air and recorded but less famous as his prank: www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/12446/Area_51_caller_calls_back_on_Art_Bell/
#322 to #101 - John Cena (12/14/2013) [-]
later on he called back again and said he was being controlled and made to say it. Check reverse speech patterns and stuff. He thought he was being truthful. it doesnt mean he was because people who are schitzo believe all of their crazy stuff, but this guy thought he was being truthful
#214 to #101 - bannon (12/14/2013) [-]
That's what they want you to think!!
User avatar #232 to #101 - AlbertEinstein (12/14/2013) [-]
Not to sound like a crazy conspirator, but if an incident happened where some of the most top secret information was leaked, don't you think there would be some sort of cover up? Cover-ups isn't an unusual thing to happen either.
The government would never say "whoops you caught me"
The world a complex world m8. Never dismiss information as completely fake or truth
User avatar #261 to #232 - oosime (12/14/2013) [-]
or the world is not nearly as interesting as you would have us believe. chances are, there are not conspiracies around every corner.
User avatar #112 to #101 - asthmetheus (12/14/2013) [-]
Or or or, the aliens disguised themselves as him to make us not believe it!
#61 - biomike (12/14/2013) [-]
**biomike rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at I'm not rich i'm upper middle class ** well it looks like i'm not going to sleep tonight
#48 - Keithazoid (12/14/2013) [-]
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