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#23 - thebeer (05/19/2012) [-]
Bitch please!
The White Death for those who don't know.
#64 to #23 - omgitztom (05/20/2012) [-]
Simo, meet "Mad" Jack Churchill, the man who makes anyone look like a *****

Oh, whats that? Simo killed a lot of Nazis with his rifle? BITCH PLEASE. This man is the only known person in WWII to kill a Nazi with a BOW AND ************* ARROW.

This man truly had balls of steel. He JOINED THE COMMANDOS BECAUSE IS SOUNDED DANGEROUS. He CHARGED NAZI LINES WITH A COUPLE HAND GRENADES, A ************* SWORD, AND A GODDAMN SET OF BAGPIPES.

He was mad at the Americans for bombing Japan with nuclear bombs, saying "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years."
TD:LR, **** Simo, Mad Jack is alpha male.
#342 to #64 - geraldbostock (05/20/2012) [-]
Have you heard of this person?
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#299 to #64 - devout feminist (05/20/2012) [-]
You really needed to use so so much caps?
#235 to #64 - pickausere (05/20/2012) [-]
none of those Simo Häya killed was nazis they were russian's he had about 700 unconfirmed kills and about 500 confirmed so i think he is more badass
Ps. the temprature was under -20 degree's celsius about i don't know how much faerenheite and he was being shot after by artillery and counter-snipers so i don't think he was a wuss, bow and arrow sure sounds good but remember all those kills by simo was by rifle with no scope most were over 100m so stop talking out of your ass
#206 to #64 - boredomavenger (05/20/2012) [-]
Simo was defending his homeland from invasion

"Mad" Jack went searching for fights

Foolhardiness does not make one any more of a man, or any more brave. Mad Jack started **** , and Simo ended it. Case closed.
#168 to #64 - devout feminist (05/20/2012) [-]
sometimes the bravest man, is the one who knows when to lay down his weapons
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User avatar #141 to #64 - wiljones (05/20/2012) [-]
http://badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html

you are so dead wrong
User avatar #155 to #141 - omgitztom (05/20/2012) [-]
http://badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html
orly?
#244 to #155 - wiljones (05/20/2012) [-]
did you even read the article simo killed 700 men in just 100 days buried himself in snow in -40 degree weather with only basic millitary training. He didn't even use a ******* scope. Furthermore why did Churchill even go into war with a bow and arrow. to me he looks like an attention whoring show off who goes into battle just to kill people. Simo acted out of self defense against a Russian invasion.

so yes really
User avatar #352 to #244 - LiamNeeson (05/20/2012) [-]
If you read the article about Churchill, he clearly used a bow because he was comfortable with it. He went to the world championships for it, after all.
#123 to #64 - siha (05/20/2012) [-]
Learned something new, thank you good sir.
User avatar #80 to #64 - iisammehii (05/20/2012) [-]
Bagpipes? Was he Scottish?
#83 to #80 - omgitztom (05/20/2012) [-]
Nope, English.
#79 to #64 - darthblam ONLINE (05/20/2012) [-]
He sounded cool to me until that quote.. then it just made me think he's a terrible blood-thirsty man...
War heroes are cool and all.. but.. seriously.
#343 to #79 - geraldbostock (05/20/2012) [-]
Look at this person: You need to login to view this link

He captured a whole German trench on his own in WWI.
User avatar #176 to #79 - LiamNeeson (05/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry, he was just Scottish.
User avatar #63 to #23 - roadhous (05/20/2012) [-]
white death for those of you who are 1. war enthusiests, and 2. read "badass of the week"
User avatar #47 to #23 - lolfire (05/20/2012) [-]
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Simo Hayha

Those who don't know, now you know.
#30 to #23 - devout feminist (05/19/2012) [-]
Clearly wasn't enough of a ghost.
#61 to #30 - devout feminist (05/20/2012) [-]
Clearly you don't know your ****
User avatar #27 to #23 - agentxq (05/19/2012) [-]
is that the guy who got 500 kills in 100 days then got shot in the jaw
User avatar #51 to #27 - lolfire (05/20/2012) [-]
>40 degrees below zero
>Only 1 year of military training
>542 rifle kills
>163 SMG kills
>Survived direct hit by carpet bomb
>Survived exploding bullet to the face

This man is the definition of boss.
User avatar #26 to #23 - anog (05/19/2012) [-]
Hell ******* yes.
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