Fucking puns. If this pun joke was a sausage, it would be the WURST. Hejibits #95. I felt the need to do this...
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If this pun joke was a sausage, it would be the WURST

Hejibits #95
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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#98 - letsmakeout (01/27/2013) [-]
I will do unholy things to your anus
#99 to #98 - letsmakeout (01/27/2013) [-]
and don't try to escape
#100 to #99 - letsmakeout (01/27/2013) [-]
It will only make things harder
#91 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
**edmondc rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at 2muchfeel4u? **
#87 - skaterchris (01/27/2013) [-]
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#84 - bluebocat (01/27/2013) [-]
this comic and the descrption pun pleases me. good job OP
User avatar #80 - koombine (01/27/2013) [-]
Everyone clap for the lowest form of comedy
#93 to #80 - dlorah (01/27/2013) [-]
How could you not get entertained by that punny post?
How could you not get entertained by that punny post?
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User avatar #77 - nyawgga (01/27/2013) [-]
That pig is a ******* cannibal?..
#82 to #77 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Just about all pigs are. If a pig has babies and some of them die, the mother pig will eat them.
#85 to #83 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
If they are old enough, the siblings will try to eat the dead as well.
Pigs aren't very picky.
#76 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
nice PUNishment
#72 - pwoneill (01/27/2013) [-]
Abner you say? I'm sure that wasn't inspired by "Hey Arnold!"
#71 - moustachefingers (01/27/2013) [-]
And so he did.
#70 - strawberryyogurt (01/27/2013) [-]
he just ate his friend o-o
he just ate his friend o-o
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#66 - xonicxox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 - cheezyman (01/27/2013) [-]
that's a lot of bacon. i could really pig out on all of that.
#94 to #65 - alexanyways (01/27/2013) [-]
God ******* dammit Carlos.
#63 - milkandboners (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 - bulldogsown (01/26/2013) [-]
I really don't feel comfortable with these pigs just showing their **** and that one of them is a cannibal. But i guess its fine cause its bacon
#45 - strawberryfields ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #92 to #45 - stoopidmonkie (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when I remember these old jokes.

Makes me remember back in the day when FJ was ugly ass green color.
#67 to #45 - brutalfistfuck (01/27/2013) [-]
Great, we've finally gotten far enough into the future that nobody remembers this joke anymore and assumes that it is actually serious.
#60 to #45 - bluslenderman (01/27/2013) [-]
**bluslenderman rolled a random image posted in comment #2655130 at FJ RPG ** as of last year targeting civs is against war laws P.S. we all know you're a 12 year old.
User avatar #59 to #45 - Gumbatron (01/27/2013) [-]
well i thought it was funny.
#47 to #45 - festinas (01/26/2013) [-]
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#49 to #47 - SgtBaha (01/26/2013) [-]
gif is 50% more relevant than usual
gif is 50% more relevant than usual
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