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#646 - snakefire [OP]
Reply +54
(06/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
stickied
anyone who comes here. ************ is dead.
#665 to #646 - robocat
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(12/29/2013) [-]
rip in peace ************
#673 to #646 - orangepikmin
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(03/02/2015) [-]
He was the bravest of us all.
#674 to #646 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(08/18/2015) [-]
No, I had to find out like this, 2 years late as well
#664 to #646 - baconface
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(12/28/2013) [-]
His glorious soul now resides in Valhalla.
#666 to #646 - alexjonez
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Nostalgic, isn't it :3
#663 to #646 - dyalibya
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(11/06/2013) [-]
did he taste good ?
#650 to #646 - TheFagRobot
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(07/10/2013) [-]
:'(
#653 to #646 - asugar ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**asugar rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Heroin Hero **
#656 to #646 - murpmurp ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
rip fiddle
#654 to #646 - ilikepatatas
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(08/17/2013) [-]
he is not dead, he just joined the fallen ones to kick their asses even more in the afterlife
pic related if you replace burrito with ************
#657 to #646 - leafonthewind
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(09/02/2013) [-]
did he die in glorious battle? Is he in Valhalla now?
#29 - aurelianopeachdoor
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(03/04/2013) [-]
So I drew ************....
#590 to #29 - nightmaren
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Did FJ just create a somewhat original potential meme?
#596 to #590 - redclover
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#199 to #29 - anon
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(03/04/2013) [-]
************ IS LOOSE! ONLY TRIPS CAN DEFEAT HIM
#588 to #199 - Bakerlalalalala
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#554 to #199 - anon
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(03/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 059**
#566 to #199 - mrhiphopdancer
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(03/05/2013) [-]
**mrhiphopdancer rolls 791**
#582 to #29 - nopozzy
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#431 to #29 - thelegitmetalhead
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(03/04/2013) [-]
MS Paint skills off the charts.
#587 to #29 - emurater ONLINE
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#353 to #29 - joiik
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(03/04/2013) [-]
acculy is weefee
#409 to #29 - radiohazard
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#145 - fizzor
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#343 to #145 - revanthewin
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Jesus, it's like the devil decided to come to earth and disguised himself as a shrimp.
#345 to #343 - fizzor
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(03/04/2013) [-]
There is no fighting it. Our end is upon us.
#349 to #345 - revanthewin
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Well I for one welcome our new shrimp overlord.
#361 to #349 - fizzor
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(03/04/2013) [-]
If we work diligently, we might be spared. Let us hope so.
#477 to #145 - mishaestrin
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(03/04/2013) [-]
#479 to #477 - fizzor
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(03/04/2013) [-]
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#20 - critique
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(03/04/2013) [-]
This is beautiful.   
I want pictures and regular progress reports on ************** rise to power.
This is beautiful.
I want pictures and regular progress reports on ************** rise to power.
#21 to #20 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
There is a picture of him below
#601 to #21 - onceknownsober
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Do you have picture of it? Couldn't really find it :/   
   
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Do you have picture of it? Couldn't really find it :/

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#602 to #601 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/05/2013) [-]
check the top comments
#603 to #602 - onceknownsober
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Wasn't sure if it just was a random picture of a black shrimp someone found on the net since it wasn't you who uploaded it with the caption, but I guess it is :)
#604 to #603 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/05/2013) [-]
no, no.

find the pic I posted
#605 to #604 - onceknownsober
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(03/05/2013) [-]
oh. Well I feel quite stupid now ^^
#606 to #605 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/05/2013) [-]
lol its cool
#393 to #21 - dvdfaust ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Hey, you snake-ass snakefire: May I ask what your job description is? I've been intrigued about marine biology since I could read at, like, age 3, and some more info on the job would be quite interesting. title, pay, experience needed, how you got into it, only if you're comfy enough to say something.
#398 to #393 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
You know I'm not sure what the specific title would be, but the bottom line is, I sell marine **** to petstores.

The business is run by my dad, I just do the monkey work.

But pay is 9 dollars an hour.
#403 to #398 - dvdfaust ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Oh. That still sounds pretty damn interesting.
#408 to #403 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I also go across the western US collecting rock and sand to sell as well.


like red sand from saint george utah, and black lava rock from amboy california
#412 to #408 - dvdfaust ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Wow, you must see all sorts of cool places. And your dad covers travel?

It's just a bit disheartening, since that essentially means, like, I won't get this job, but it's still cool to know more about it. Why do you have these shrimp, anyway, if you mostly get rocks? do you sell the shrimp as well?
#417 to #412 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
yeah we sell everything to the petstores. we used to make cement caves, but we don't have the room to anymore so the caves are on hiatus... even though all the customers are on our dick about it.

and you could get this job if you tried, but the tropical fish industry isn't really making too much money unfortunately.
#420 to #417 - dvdfaust ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
That's too bad. And I mean, like, I'd probably have to have some sort of experience dealing with tropical fish. either way, you lead a fun job. So, what's going to become of ************? you think you'll keep him yourself? maybe if you gave him a hermit crab pal, or something that could avoid him. Maybe he's only hostile to other peppermints. Maybe this is a noted mutation?
#203 to #20 - niggershrimp
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I am doing fine, thank you for asking.
#241 to #203 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
wHAAAAAY
#671 to #203 - niggershrimps
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(06/18/2014) [-]
I was here first
#581 to #203 - anon
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(03/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 17** SHOW US YOUR POWER, LORD ************!
#421 to #203 - adissaddd **User deleted account**
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#516 to #421 - noket
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(03/04/2013) [-]
recently creating an account is a matter of seconds, you don't even need an email...
#614 to #516 - adissaddd **User deleted account**
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#536 to #421 - gargman
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Why is he getting thumbed down?
He's right people
Creating an account specifically for a joke goes under a special type of faggotry called thumbwhoring
#30 - probablynaked
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I looks like ************ was being... a little shelfish
I looks like ************ was being... a little shelfish
#579 to #30 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE
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(03/05/2013) [-]
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but carlos would be proud
#451 to #30 - parr
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(03/04/2013) [-]
It*
#319 to #30 - tidex
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I did meth just to thumb you up!
#599 to #319 - probablynaked
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(03/05/2013) [-]
It took me until just now to realize you meant math
#583 to #319 - yunoavailable
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(03/05/2013) [-]
meth, not even once
#36 to #30 - reinbowxdash
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(03/04/2013) [-]
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#161 - gunz
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Lost $54......
#22 - fauxshores ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I cant be the only one who thought peppermint shrimp was some kind of exotic flavored shimp that tastes like a York patty right?
I cant be the only one who thought peppermint shrimp was some kind of exotic flavored shimp that tastes like a York patty right?
#26 to #22 - ElBandito
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(03/04/2013) [-]
i though it was a shrimp the size/shape of a round peppermint..
#23 to #22 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
They're quite popular in reef tanks.

And they don't have enough meat on them to eat like real shrimp. It would probably take 50 of them just for one bite.
#116 - darthjangopwnz
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at 12 reasons... ** Pic's or it didn't happen.
**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at 12 reasons... ** Pic's or it didn't happen.
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#644 to #116 - anon
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(03/31/2013) [-]
What is that from? I'm interested.
#179 to #116 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I already posted pics
#121 to #116 - deadmice
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Anyone know what this is from?
#125 to #121 - lucifersdad
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Your conception.
#98 - leetpwnzer
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**leetpwnzer rolls 66**
#133 to #98 - johnnybtrollin
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(03/04/2013) [-]
maybe dubs can kill ************

we'll see
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#539 to #147 - theelderscrolls
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#155 to #147 - didactus
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(03/04/2013) [-]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?    
I came home to rest and laugh, not get feels...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?
I came home to rest and laugh, not get feels...
#1 - miscarriage
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Picture.
#667 to #1 - alexjonez
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Nostalgic, isn't it :3
#668 to #667 - miscarriage
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Yeh

I know an Alex Jones where i live

well
kinda
i don't talk to him.

Do you live in Nebraska?
#669 to #668 - alexjonez
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(02/01/2014) [-]
...
noooooo...
#670 to #669 - miscarriage
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(02/01/2014) [-]
aw
#3 to #1 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Dubs and I take a picture.

If nobody gets dubs I'll take the picture tomorrow.


The reason I'm waiting is that he seems stressed so he's more grey than black. (some animals change skin shade depending on mood, treefrogs for example)
#4 to #3 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**miscarriage rolls 50** lolk
#6 to #4 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**miscarriage rolls 70**
#7 to #6 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**miscarriage rolls 55**

I wanna see ************
#8 to #7 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
FFFFINNE

gimme like ten minutes
#9 to #8 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#10 to #9 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
That's him in the crowd of pink margarita snails.

He looks almost grayer than he did before.
#11 to #10 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Ah I see..

Well not really cause it's blurry.. Silly water.
#12 to #11 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Maybe later I'll take him out of the water and show you.
#13 to #12 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
but he's too stressed to do it right now, I don't want to kill him.
#297 to #13 - usmcoorah
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Just give him a female black shrimp to do the sex with so he can relax.
#14 to #13 - miscarriage
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Alright then.
#607 to #10 - Tekchanei
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(03/05/2013) [-]
You should smuggle ************ to you humble abode and keep him for yourself.
#608 to #607 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/05/2013) [-]
My business is run in my house.

He's already here
#613 to #608 - Tekchanei
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm retarded.
#612 to #608 - Tekchanei
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#387 to #10 - buttplugmaster
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I see that type of shrimp all the time, I fish with them. Nasty little ******* pretend they're not going to do anything, then try to harpoon you at any given moment.
#31 to #10 - anon
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43,779**quints and you set it free
#32 to #31 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I cant "set it free"

It's from florida bro... and I live in the middle of the mojave.
#226 to #32 - salts
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(03/04/2013) [-]
should totally let it go in the mojave ..with a machine strapped to its gills that gives it life...then watch him take on scorpions and tarantulas ...************ ftw
#231 to #226 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
You may be onto something
#205 to #32 - JMF
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I'm in Florida. Mail that hardcore ************ to me.
*roll 5*
#206 to #205 - JMF
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(03/04/2013) [-]
**JMF rolls 77,833** Well **** me sideways...
#207 to #205 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I just realized I can sell this ******... and here I thought he was a "contaminant"

But I don't think the ************ is the right name for good marketing.

How much would you pay for him?
#211 to #207 - JMF
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I don't even have a clue how much a shrimp that isn't a coldblooded ************ is worth. Plus there is shipping, and I guess food? Then tanks and such. It would be nice to put a tracking device on him and set him free, and create a Chronicle of the ************. You ought to raise him big and strong, and make him a shrimpdingo, making him fight other shrimp.
#215 to #211 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
well peppermints sell retail priceeeeee iiiiis... 12 dollars

and since the ************ cant be a productive part of society and therefor cant live in a reeftank....


like 6 bucks.... plus shipping
#234 to #215 - salts
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(03/04/2013) [-]
****** shrimp .."can't be a productive part of society"....rofl
#239 to #234 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
He killed like 8 or 10 peppermint shrimp

He does not play well with others
#218 to #215 - JMF
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(03/04/2013) [-]
What kind of tank would I need for ************?
#360 to #218 - masonlovesboobs
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(03/04/2013) [-]
you should do it....so you could own the infamous ************
#220 to #218 - snakefire [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
well he's not huge so 15 gallons max
and you don't need a filter, but you do need an air pump to keep the water oxygenated
and sand and rock for him to have a home

thats pretty much it...

but if you want to try starting a reef tank with him you're welcome to try (so long as you don't add any more fish or shrimp)