FAQ about my toenail. This time I've decided to answer some of all those questions you had. Links for the previous posts: /channel/morbid-channel/Fun+with+tooth fun toenail family games
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FAQ about my toenail

 
FAQ about my toenail. This time I've decided to answer some of all those questions you had. Links for the previous posts: /channel/morbid-channel/Fun+with+tooth

This time I've decided to answer some of all those questions you had.

Links for the previous posts:
/channel/morbid-channel/Fun+with+toothpicks+and+toenails/fkLDLsx/
/channel/morbid-channel/More+fun+with+toenails/ocMDLbp/

If you wanted proof that I actually do have a hobby:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSo9bwWyQA&index=2&list=PL_h0q7e2Bw_AMq59_Y7z_d_ZYtzD0LtBx

FAQ about my toenail and stuff
After receiving such great responses I' decided to make
an FAQ because you had so many questions. So instead
of answering them all individually I thought that doing
this would be faster. Enjoy.
Q: Is this photoshopped?/ Is that even your foot?
A: While I indeed did put this together in photoshop
I actually didn' t photoshop my foot in any way.
Well I' done my best to prove that this isn' t fake:
Wouldn' t you think that I would use a talent like that in
photoshop to something more constructive that this?
Well me neither.
Q: JESUS ******* CHRIST WHY!?! WHY THE
************ CHRIST WOULD YOU EVEN
CONSIDER DOING THAT?!
A: First Ijust wanted to see how it would look if you were
to do it. I thought it would be funny because ofa post I saw
here once. Then I thought I wanted to share it with the world
and came to the following conclusions of where to share it:
Friends: Sure but I need to share it with more.
ychan: Well some would see it but its too anonymous.
Tumblr: I only have one follower there anyway so no.
Funnyjunk: Well why the hell not?
Q: Did you go to see a doctor afterwards?
That thing looks infected.
A: No, but I currently do have an appointment with one and
Inthere is time I might ask a question about what to do with
my toenail and as you can see it looks a lot better after I
removed all the red stuff. With the help of my nail clipper
I' been able to reach the furthest areas of my toe and was also
able to loosen it up a bit though I had to take some breaks when
It got to hurt too much.
Q: your toenails are freakish long! / Your feet are too harry
Why is your middle toe shorter than the others? are you
a werewolf'?
A: You got me on this one. I guess no one can have a
secret now a days.
Besides that I' m from Denmark so it is required of us to have
harry feet for when we' re going to invade Sweden again.
Q: Do something with something and urethra/ balls!
A: Mostly I wouldn' t do these kind of requests and especially
not the **** ones.
Q: I know what is going on you have no feeling in your foot
or something./ Are you a masochist? /
That must' hurt how did it feel?
A: I do actually have sense of feeling in both my feet and
no I do not feel enjoyment by doing this.
I can' t help it I' m a man of science and curiosity fuels me.
I can mostly describe the feeling as when you try to pull one of
your nails too hard combined with the feeling where the dentist
says "This tooth looks sensitive" and then proceeds to stab the
area.
Q: Are you retarded?/ Do you have autism?/
Do you have any mental disorders?
A: I only aspergers and ADD why do you ask?
Q: You need therapy are you seeing somebody?/
You should really see someone.
A: I guess this is the ladies asking. Well no I' m not currently
seeing anybody I' m all available to you.
Q: You need a hobby
A: I do have a hobby I animate stuff and put it on youtube.
Not that I have a lot ertime on my hand to do it.
If you didn' t see the other posts there is a link in the description.
Anymore questions and I' ll try to answer them in comment #1
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#1 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/10/2014) [+] (22 replies)
stickied by cmkpower
If you have any more questions the ask them here.
#4 to #1 - stoneshit
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
You regret doing it the second it starts to hurt, don't you?
#7 to #4 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
Sometimes
#11 to #1 - miraxena
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
You animate stuff... like what stuff? you any good at it?
#12 to #11 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
If you're too lazy to look in the description then here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSo9bwWyQA&index=2&list=PL_h0q7e2Bw_AMq59_Y7z_d_ZYtzD0LtBx
#13 to #12 - miraxena
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
oh... did not even think about the describtion... and... your animation sucks... hope you get better at it.
#18 to #13 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/10/2014) [-]
Well the first episode was made in about a day and it was my first.
#49 to #18 - miraxena
Reply 0
(04/14/2014) [-]
oh... then take some more time and you'll do great.
#50 to #49 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/14/2014) [-]
I prefer to do it quickly because I'm impatient and need to improve my drawing skills.
#51 to #50 - miraxena
Reply 0
(04/14/2014) [-]
oh... well, good luck.
#52 to #51 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#24 to #1 - unlithe
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
why did you think that it would be a good idea to ACTUALLY do that? i mean i would rather suck a dick that the that i have very sensitive feet
#35 to #24 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
Because the internet have few sources on the consequences of doing that but has a lot of sources on the consequences of sucking dick.
I just want to help out the people who aren't facing them every day.
#47 to #35 - unlithe
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
i see.
#25 to #1 - ktbmnf
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
are you ok?
#34 to #25 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
More than ok.
#42 to #1 - evilanakie
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
put your penis in your toe
#43 to #42 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
As I said in the post. **** ain't my thing.
#44 to #43 - evilanakie
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
i stand by my statement
#54 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2014) [-]
Does it hurt when you do this or do you numb it up?
#55 to #54 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/18/2014) [-]
It hurts a little but if I weren't careful it would've a lot more.
#27 to #1 - dreaddune
Reply +1
(04/11/2014) [-]
From where in Denmark are you from?

- In that animation "Knifefoot and Yellowface" it looks as if the horse has a period, and the blood flows on the mountain..
#31 to #27 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/11/2014) [-]
Copenhagen born and raised.
In front of my computer where I spent most of my day .
Chillin' out maxing relaxing all cool
just shooting some people right from my stool.

I hear that a lot. I'm not sure myself why and where the blood should be comming.
#17 - awsomeatron ONLINE
Reply +13
(04/10/2014) [-]
#29 - blastros
Reply +8
(04/11/2014) [-]
Could you stop please
Could you stop please
#33 to #29 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
I actually was thinking about taking a break until I've spoken with the doctor but I can't promise anything.
#2 - itsaggron ONLINE
Reply +5
(04/10/2014) [-]
Too harry
#6 to #2 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/10/2014) [-]
Way way too Harry
#15 - connorjay
Reply +4
(04/10/2014) [-]
I just want to say I like you man, you're cool and ****** up.

You're like the people of the internet in one person.

I like you,
#5 - tranquilizer ONLINE
Reply +3
(04/10/2014) [-]
Welcome, new member of the explainteam
toenailexplain
#28 - agnus
Reply 0
(04/11/2014) [-]
Yea,cut that ********,your life is i big boring ****,so you have to do this stuff to feel less empty.

ADD? Asperger? Yea? Who diagnosted it to you? Let me guess. Yourself. Yea..you know what,show thisc content to your ass and make another OC about it! Big man! Strong a brave put a ******* knife under his nail.
#32 to #28 - cmkpower [OP] ONLINE
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(04/11/2014) [-]
Why would I want to diagnose myself I mean I'm not a psychologist I don't have the qualifications.
#26 - castellandraco
Reply +1
(04/11/2014) [-]
boss
#23 - iamthethree ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/11/2014) [-]
You sir are a true man
#19 - euphoricturtle
Reply +1
(04/11/2014) [-]
Du er for syg haha!

p.s. Fedt nok at du er dansker!