Did he died?. Hellllllp Like alternative art? Want to check some out? Come over here!!==>alternateartlives.blogspot.com/.. How stupid are crabs? I already counted 42 crabs that just got sucked in. You'd think they'd learn. Did he died? Hellllllp Like alternative art? Want to check some out? Come over here!!==>alternateartlives blogspot com/ How stupid are crabs? I already counted 42 crabs that just got sucked in You'd think they'd learn
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#16 - tiredpie
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(04/27/2013) [-]
How stupid are crabs? I already counted 42 crabs that just got sucked in. You'd think they'd learn.
How stupid are crabs? I already counted 42 crabs that just got sucked in. You'd think they'd learn.
#48 to #16 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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Haha, I realised after the third one, your stoopid.

#131 to #48 - chiktikkavaspaus
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I realized the instant that I read your comment that you're the *stupid one.
#336 to #131 - anon id: 0cfe0a8e
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Hey ******** you missed his joke
#139 to #131 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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I realised after the first thumb down that people actually took that seriously... I even put in "your" to dumb it down more.
#145 to #139 - chiktikkavaspaus
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If you were trying to make a joke, you need this picture to go with it. Otherwise you just sound extremely dumb.
#147 to #145 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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True, I've not been around for a while, forgot how to internet.
#414 to #147 - tiredpie
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It's okay my friend. You went down with your reds so I gave you greens.    
   
Have a good day, here have a sandwich.
It's okay my friend. You went down with your reds so I gave you greens.

Have a good day, here have a sandwich.
#521 to #414 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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just noticed you were the top commenter, :D nice one.

It's cool I don't mind going down with a comment, enjoy the comments it brings to be honest :p
#527 to #521 - tiredpie
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Truthfully, I expected red thumbs, lol.

But that is really respectable. I'm not entirely sure if I'd be able to stick with the red ship for so long. So I applaud you sir.
#171 to #147 - anon id: 091d3695
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You should probably kill yourself. In fact, please do, you stupid ****.
#240 to #171 - makonendrak
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#354 to #171 - psykobear
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Well that's not appropriate at all...
Well that's not appropriate at all...
#506 to #354 - anon id: 091d3695
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Damn, you're kind of a weak one, aren't you? You know what, while I'm here, you should kill yourself too. Do the world a favor, please, you ignorant sack of ****. It blows my mind that belligerent chimps like you can even operate a bloody computer. There is so little future success for you...


See, when I'm a douchebag to people in popular threads like this, I get harmlessly thumbed down and people tell me off, and the people that tell me off feel like they've helped and they also usually get a bunch of thumbs from people like them. I mean, yeah, you should kill yourself, but hey, thumbs.
User avatar #532 to #506 - psykobear
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Le funnyjunk troll is le best troll.
We are all so mad, you really got us!
Bye.
#533 to #532 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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LOL, he also just stalked me to another thread and linked me here. I'm in uber rage mode now.
#522 to #506 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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You can be a douchebag, no one said you can't.... but it's not appropriate... not at all.


But seriously, it's not. Lighten up, have some fun, have a Kitkat.
#530 to #522 - anon id: 091d3695
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The cool thing about this is that I am having fun, it's fun to mess with people like this because there's always a chance that they'll actually kill themselves. It's happened a few times and it's always been funny as hell.
#429 to #171 - leobreacker
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#418 to #145 - coolcalx
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it was pretty obvious he was making a sarcastic joke. Now he's been raped by red thumbs when you were the stupid one.
it was pretty obvious he was making a sarcastic joke. Now he's been raped by red thumbs when you were the stupid one.
User avatar #465 to #418 - chiktikkavaspaus
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He was missing context, and it just made him sound like some dumb youtube commentor.
User avatar #470 to #465 - coolcalx
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like when someone uses the internet tough guy copypasta, and no one on youtube understands it? exactly.
User avatar #472 to #470 - chiktikkavaspaus
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I didn't say context is impossible to convey on the internet, I said that his comment was missing it.
User avatar #474 to #472 - coolcalx
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look at the first comment, and then look at his. it's incredibly obvious that he's continuing the joke, and it's sad that you can't see the obvious context.
User avatar #475 to #474 - chiktikkavaspaus
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The first comment had proper grammar, and a visual aid to go with it, (Which is pretty much needed on this site).

The "Continued joke" Used improper grammar with no visual aid, and it "attacked" the original comment, which was obviously a stupid comment for the sake of being funny.

He made it sound like he was calling the original commentor dumb when that was the point.
#518 to #475 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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Lol I want to weigh in on this lil convo you two are having.

chik is right :p the number of red thumbs proved that the missing derp.jpg was needed.

Found it funny that some people didn't understand the "your" in my comment though and took that seriously.
User avatar #526 to #518 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Well misspelling "you're" just makes it worse, especially in your case. Your comment was completely different than the original comment, so it didn't feel like it was continued.
The image wouldn't have been needed if you worded the joke better.

But you tried, and it didn't deserve all the negative thumbs. I thumbed you up.
User avatar #461 to #418 - bubbabrent
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Um I actually agree with him, because if it's just plain text then people will believe it's actually serious, but if you put a picture, it implies that you're being sarcastic. It's pretty simple.
User avatar #462 to #461 - coolcalx
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you should be able to tell it's a joke based on 1.) the context and 2.) this is ******* FunnyJunk.
User avatar #463 to #462 - bubbabrent
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i don't know, i've see some pretty dumb people on here plenty of times.
User avatar #473 to #463 - coolcalx
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it's pretty arrogant to assume that someone is an idiot, rather than to consider that he may be using humor in a situation where it would be appropriate.

look at the comment he was replying to. he made the same joke, and everyone recognized it as such. Sunil then continued the joke in his comment. don't you think it's a LITTLE ridiculous to take his comment literally? you think he SERIOUSLY thought there were multiple crabs being sucked into the crack over and over? REALLY?
User avatar #478 to #473 - bubbabrent
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well, it is the internet..
#317 to #145 - anon id: c40d08e0
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and assuming otherwise makes you look extremely arrogant. Lucky for you, everybody here is pretty arrogant, so they support your arrogance as long as it lets them feel more arrogant.


inb4 anally traumatized red thumbs
#274 to #145 - anon id: a051389d
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no you dont, at least not on any other website other than retarded fj where youre so retarded you need an indication for sarcasm
#466 to #139 - AirborneAlpha
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I know it was a joke, I also know that it wasn't funny.
I know it was a joke, I also know that it wasn't funny.
#361 to #48 - vissova
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User avatar #338 to #48 - basicargentinian
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I can't believe so many people didn't get the joke.
User avatar #305 to #48 - grimsho
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I'm sincerely sorry for the amount of red thumbs you have. It's a sad internet where 47 people cannot pick up on a joke unless you slap on a rage face implying you're dumb for saying what you said, therefore implying you aren't.
#519 to #305 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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That's cool, it's only thumbs, plus it seems like people enjoyed it. I got more attention and replies than the post that got 1k thumbs :p

Also I found it funny that the comment above yours has -10 thumbs so the poster deleted it to protect his precious thumb count.
#484 to #48 - iseewhatididthere
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User avatar #360 to #48 - teoberry
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Damn man, no one got this.
User avatar #224 to #48 - fuckingtrolls
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Please don't tell me people thought you were being serious
#501 to #48 - pheonixinstinct
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#491 to #48 - sparkieemae
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#520 to #491 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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I liked that pic :p
User avatar #469 to #48 - martbeast
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(04/28/2013) [-]
the blue tint in your name is ironic.
#471 to #48 - anon id: 80a0db81
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I'm sincerely sorry you have received all these red thumbs.
People just don't understand sarcasm.
Tough look, bro.
User avatar #486 to #471 - penispenisthree
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(04/28/2013) [-]
it's not really sarcasm... :/ bad grammar and an insult do not sarcasm make
#534 to #486 - anon id: 7b843720
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(04/29/2013) [-]
garmmar and instult make you sarcasm
#481 to #48 - themaxruler
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**themaxruler rolled a random image posted in comment #4026142 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** over 100 red thumbs, FJ makes no sense,
#311 to #48 - takesomemorewater
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#498 to #16 - arrisarrad
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Why?! The joke's not THAT funny!!!
#455 to #16 - Conemen
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#464 to #455 - anon id: d51d5e09
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Not funny
#487 to #16 - anon id: 3acc8551
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I'm proud to say I was your 1000th thumb.

I congurgalate you.
#503 to #16 - anon id: 091d3695
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How stupid are crabs? I already counted 42 crabs that just got sucked in. You'd think they'd learn.
User avatar #483 to #16 - srhkid
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I laughed to hard at this..
User avatar #500 to #483 - sleepisfortheweak
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TOO*
#488 to #16 - ghouleyed
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How in the gods name did he get so many thumbs with such simple joke?
How in the gods name did he get so many thumbs with such simple joke?
User avatar #493 to #488 - jellybob
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There's beauty in simplicity
User avatar #495 to #493 - ghouleyed
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Thats true but over 1000 thumbs is just too much :O
#492 to #488 - anon id: 96d3818e
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GIF
User avatar #494 to #492 - ghouleyed
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The gif actually don't say enything or make it funnier.

He must have some secret to it should'nt be possible to get over 1000 thumbs with that kind of joke.
User avatar #504 to #494 - Jesusnipples
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I'm also surprised at the immense amount of thumbs he's getting but I don't care enough to ask how, because frankly, it's not really worth the effort
#490 to #488 - sparkieemae
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#479 to #16 - SILENCEnight
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#496 to #16 - saxong
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MFW Over 1000 thumbs.
MFW Over 1000 thumbs.
#383 to #16 - johnnyafire
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Comment Picture
#410 to #16 - yentabear
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Dear god, I snorted coffee
Dear god, I snorted coffee
User avatar #108 to #16 - Kushmonster [OP]
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #10 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(04/27/2013) [-]
"Can you feel it now, Mr. Crabs?"
#313 to #10 - duckstep
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Not since the accident..
#142 to #10 - xozonex
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Comment Picture
#293 to #10 - cuntry
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Akarin!! Sorry, I understood the reference of you profile pic... also funny comment brosef!
Akarin!! Sorry, I understood the reference of you profile pic... also funny comment brosef!
User avatar #425 to #10 - serotonin
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User avatar #467 to #425 - sinonyx
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you deserve more thumbs, if only because it was better quality
#14 to #10 - luthervonappledorf
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I blew air out of my nose at this.
I blew air out of my nose at this.
#129 to #10 - thedeadcow
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#342 to #129 - bagofshit
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#289 to #10 - obeyweegee
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#17 to #10 - winsauceiswin
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oh god i laughed so hard
oh god i laughed so hard
#56 - jonobono
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Can i stick my dick in it, being sucked at 1.3 tonns per square inch isn't that bad
#237 to #56 - anon id: bb5d927a
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So your dick would get sucked at 1.3 tons exactly?
#306 to #56 - cough
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That's like getting a blowjob from a black hole, you sure you want that?
That's like getting a blowjob from a black hole, you sure you want that?
#349 to #306 - DrCake
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Comment Picture
#524 to #306 - batmane
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His dick would then undergo spaghettification
#435 to #306 - cleavage
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ams needs to know wheres yous gots this froms
User avatar #65 to #56 - noneckcomics
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Yes you can put your 3mm dick in it.
User avatar #273 to #65 - midgetnigger
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1.3 tons of pressure/suction and his dick would stretch to about 3km... that or it'd be ripped off and he'd die because hes 6,000 feet underwater...
#406 to #273 - anon id: 0f2bb199
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That is the point.

HE HAS TO DIE FOR HIS SINS
#318 to #273 - anon id: 64b5898b
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You must be fun at parties.
#485 to #65 - SILENCEnight
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Comment Picture
#510 to #65 - fourchaners
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**fourchaners rolls 822**
User avatar #513 to #510 - astrozombies **User deleted account**
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**astrozombies rolls 2** Ill trade you that 8 for this 2
#512 to #510 - attentivecrane
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**attentivecrane rolls 0**
#511 to #510 - attentivecrane
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**attentivecrane rolls 8** have this
#476 to #65 - anon id: 80a0db81
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#o
User avatar #202 to #65 - hokeymon
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...from the ground.
User avatar #249 to #202 - propanex
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HAHA MIDDLE SCHOOL JOKE.
#184 to #65 - comehonorfacetwice
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That crab was hella bigger than 3 mm. just saying.
#507 to #184 - anon id: 091d3695
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No it wasn't, you ******* idiot. Just saying.
#531 to #507 - comehonorfacetwice
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explain why? "Crab sucked into a 3mm wide slit" The crab was bigger than the slit...
#4 - gatodelfuego
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#23 to #4 - unclebourbon
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That crab looks wicked sad dude.... We should throw him a party.
That crab looks wicked sad dude.... We should throw him a party.
User avatar #182 to #23 - fargone
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He's dead.
User avatar #363 to #23 - elcreepo
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Why don't we just heat up some butter and have ourselves a lovely crab dinner.
#120 to #4 - stijnverheye
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#39 to #4 - Sanno
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depression
#61 to #39 - wryot
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#13 - MarauderMatt
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It'd be creepier in reverse..
It'd be creepier in reverse..
#43 to #13 - rbrim
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Comment Picture
#60 to #43 - rprol
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That is somehow a lot worse.
#141 to #43 - MarauderMatt
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#94 to #43 - knarkjesus
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and this is how crabs are made ._.
User avatar #81 to #43 - KellyisAwesome
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That is horrifying.
User avatar #164 to #43 - dambusta
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This made me take a long look at the crack in the opposite wall
#248 to #43 - undeadwill
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This image has expired
Destroy it we must.
User avatar #66 to #43 - codydunavin
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I AM THE CRAB-DEVIL INCARNATE!
User avatar #403 to #43 - gonzoen
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Crab spawner
#446 to #43 - sweateagle
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#400 to #43 - nirtse
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is this the footage of him coming out the other side
#497 to #43 - saxong
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Fukken saved.
Fukken saved.
User avatar #502 to #43 - thatguybehindyou
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that could be a to the front page gif
#337 to #43 - anon id: ac91268a
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Spawn point irl
User avatar #324 to #43 - tacticalhog
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And now ladies and gentlemen,behold the revolutionary new invention,the inflatable crab!
#57 - BerserkerMushroom
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reminds me of alien resurrection
#127 - diddymonster
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i don't even know
i don't even know
#6 - chandaman
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them feels
User avatar #59 to #6 - worstposter
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That movie was a huge letdown...
#67 to #59 - karmakoala
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What movie would this be?

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #69 to #67 - worstposter
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alien ressurection.
#71 to #69 - karmakoala
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Huh, I did see that but I guess I just blocked it from my memory. 'Letdown' is an understatement.
#132 to #71 - jammuandkashmir
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Alien Ressurection is okay if you consider it a stand alone movie that has nothing to do with the other 3
User avatar #70 to #67 - shumdek
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Aliens 4.
User avatar #235 to #6 - jinjo
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That movie was so awful.. worse than Jason goes to Hell.
User avatar #283 to #6 - harbingerwolf
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I thought i was wierd for having my feels so completely torn up at that ending. Thought of that as soon as i saw this gif. The concept of getting sucked through a gap like that creeps me the **** out.
User avatar #330 to #6 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I actually enjoyed that movie
**** me, rite?
User avatar #333 to #330 - trollins
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(04/27/2013) [-]
What movie is it?
User avatar #335 to #333 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Alien 4 a.k.a. Alien Resurrection.
User avatar #334 to #333 - mexicanfood
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(04/27/2013) [-]
alien: ressurrection
#84 to #6 - jackisamazingtubzy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
**** no, that human alien hybrid scared the **** outta me
#41 - ZeGerman
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I must inform you sir, that indeed, he is kill.
#320 - bradhumby
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs ?
Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs ?
User avatar #417 to #320 - cormy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
... This is the most badass thing to be watching while listening to dubstep.