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#26 - kadajsouba
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I DID NOT MURDER HIM
#67 to #26 - pappathethird
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#135 to #26 - anon
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I 3xp3ct3d som3on3 to hav3 r3pli3d by now with a hors3 imag3 with th3 caption of som3thing lik3 "I did murder him!" P3rf3ring a hors3 that looks lik3 it has gone psycho or rabid, of cours3. Oh, and hitting th3 thr33 k3y inst3ad of the E k3y may annoy you, but I am going to mak3 that my "anon trademark", unl3ss I'm quoting som3thing or som3on3.
#246 to #135 - harbingerwolf
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Half life 3 confirmed?
#261 to #135 - articulate
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Or you could just create an account...
#645 to #135 - umaya
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F49907
#699 to #135 - anon
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LOL I'M A FAGGOT AND YOU KNOW IT'S M3 BY HOW I US3 A 3 INST3AD OF THE L3TTER!!!
God, I'm so smart to have us3d this trad3mark.
#694 to #135 - Nazistick
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Anon...You're trying Way too hard. For Christ sake, You make ME look classy.
#692 to #135 - DiabloStrawhat
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(05/12/2013) [-]
As if some worthless anon would have any use for a trademark
#545 to #135 - minnesotaids
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(05/12/2013) [-]
"anon tradEmark"
^
Bitch, please.
#325 to #135 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It's m3 guys just l3tting you know I lov3 to suck cock h3h3h3
#652 to #26 - doctorhorrible
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(05/12/2013) [-]
i JUST finished watching this....
#682 to #26 - liquidz
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Pics or it did happen !   
   
You read that right.
Pics or it did happen !

You read that right.
#707 to #26 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
you deserve all the thumbs
#697 to #26 - denoface
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(05/12/2013) [-]
It's even funnier when you realize that it works for the other death, of the guy who fell out his window.
(Because that's something that happens in iRobot)
#691 to #26 - fourchaners
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#137 to #26 - lynchdude
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(05/11/2013) [-]
oh god i laughed hard
#517 to #26 - articulate
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That is interesting how it says "murder" not "kill."
#578 to #517 - legalloli
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I hadn't even caught that. I'm ashamed of how many times I've watched this movie and never thought about that
#648 to #578 - Trrave
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I second that statement.
#650 to #517 - nightmaren
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Explain? I'm retarded and I don't really get it.
Is it because they specify that murder is when a human kills another human?
#668 to #650 - articulate
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"Killing means to cause death. Murder, on the other hand, is defined as, "the unlawful and malicious or premeditated killing of one human being by another"... "Kill," "murder," and "execute" are not interchangeable terms."
I remember using this source last year in English class to debate capital punishment. He says that he did not murder him, but he does not deny killing him.
#670 to #668 - nightmaren
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I see, thanks
#550 to #26 - birdss
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Tell it to the devil
#138 to #26 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(05/11/2013) [-]
If you combine the third death and the fifth death then you get the death from that movie.
#532 to #26 - trimageryan
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#671 to #532 - epicextreme ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
how long have you wanted to post that gif?
#672 to #671 - trimageryan
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(05/12/2013) [-]
604800000000 microseconds.
#256 to #26 - BlazinSun ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for about 5 minutes now, in hopes of watching him smash his fists into the table.
#33 to #26 - holler
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#21 - Sinless
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Dieing after only 50 hours of Starcraft
#499 to #21 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
First comment I read today and it made me laugh out loud. You deserve every last one of those 515 thumbs.
#642 to #21 - ChronoBoost
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I can't think of a proper response, so heres NaDa on a horse.
#65 to #21 - pappathethird
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Don't worry, he's probably not gonna touch you now.
#487 to #21 - larryqa **User deleted account**
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#512 to #21 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #527 at It's pop not soda ** Sad thing is, he was still in gold after all that time...
#322 to #21 - Dap
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Dying, man.

DYing
#468 to #322 - alalalalal
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Dieing-To cut, form, or stamp with or as if with a die
#681 to #468 - articulate
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Using that definition this is what happened:
"Gee, I've just played 50 hours of Starcraft straight what should I do now? How about I cut, form, or stamp with a die. That sounds like fun."
Too bad he was dead before he could.
#684 to #681 - alalalalal
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(05/12/2013) [-]
He got a cut from a die while playing starcraft
#688 to #684 - articulate
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(05/12/2013) [-]
He die de dee die.

I don't know if that's even going to make sense to you.
#513 to #322 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at feminist thread on /b/ ** No one cares, man.
NO ONE.
#484 to #21 - larryqa **User deleted account**
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#540 to #484 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Is that grammer unt spelling nazi then?
if not
YOU'RE A ******* FRAUD
#678 to #540 - articulate
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You tell him anon.
#404 to #21 - JohnTheRipper
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#25 to #21 - colector
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I'd bet he got a heart attack cause by drinking excessive amounts of energy drinks.
#34 to #25 - crampers
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or a heart attack because he got a blood clot in his leg or something?

or just generally the need for sleep?
#69 to #34 - fivebecomesfours
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You can go a lot longer than 50 hours without sleep.... and if you stand up every once and a while I don't see how anyone would die from that honestly....
#373 to #69 - maysonlee **User deleted account**
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#76 to #69 - baaltomekk
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(05/11/2013) [-]
About 10 Days, in fact
#419 to #76 - alltimetens
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(05/11/2013) [-]
The world record holder for the longest time without sleeping went 11 days, just saying.
#662 to #419 - umaya
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did they die at the end?
#687 to #662 - articulate
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My last comment wasn't very articulate. Let me try again. I don't think he died, but they have apparently stopped letting people try for that record as it is too dangerous.
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#696 to #25 - anon
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He died because he sat in one spot for 50 hours straight, stood up got the worlds worst/best headrush and died.
#22 - mrpond
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(05/11/2013) [-]
'+300 for more deaths'   
   
You make it sound like you're killing people for thumbs, OP   
   
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'+300 for more deaths'

You make it sound like you're killing people for thumbs, OP

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#417 to #22 - anon
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What makes you think he isn't?
#604 to #22 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at What would you do? ** Dat Horse.
#467 to #22 - udungoofedup
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Wasn't the video spread around with his name being Mr. Hands? That gif has never been more relevant.
#555 to #22 - mode
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(05/12/2013) [-]
That gif. I'm laughing way too hard.
#127 to #22 - savethepandas
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(05/11/2013) [-]
OP lacks honor
OP lacks honor
#247 to #22 - harbingerwolf
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Gif related, its the horse from the last one 0_0
#129 to #22 - garnichtgut
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i only saw your gif out of the corner of my eye while dreading the comments above yours... i thought it was an upside down penguin.

i think i should take a nap
#471 to #129 - matttboyagain
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Something like that passed through my mind as well.
#19 - shittingmangos
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(05/11/2013) [-]
The first one is just.........****
#248 to #19 - buttinspecter
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"1000 Ways to Die" did it to Mel Gibson.
#323 to #19 - kroople
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(05/11/2013) [-]
The actual term is "transanal evisceration." O.O
#343 to #19 - blazingpelt
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(05/11/2013) [-]
There's a story about a very similar situation. Look up "Guts".
#380 to #19 - nicoquitemad
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And the last one is literally just ****.
#180 to #19 - foxxywithpaws
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There's a death like that in The Final Destination (the 2009 movie) if you want to see it.
#319 to #19 - exopower
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if your having difficultly understanding how here a gif
if your having difficultly understanding how here a gif
#427 to #319 - bleebloo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
holy ****
#447 to #319 - Jigglejellow
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Am I the only that feels like this GIF should be reversed..?   
   
GIF Unrelated
Am I the only that feels like this GIF should be reversed..?

GIF Unrelated
#560 to #447 - zerokelvin ONLINE
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#434 to #319 - oregmes
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did he died
#479 to #319 - germed
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, a pool drain has 13 tons of pressure...
#119 to #19 - chiselbit
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They featured that one on an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. They changed the person who died in their version because they said the person who actually died didn't deserve it. Now I know why.
#329 to #119 - anon
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"Didn't deserve it"
No one ******* deserves to die like that, holy ****.

How is that even possible, a drain? Drains don't suck do they? And woulden't her clothes protect her?
Even still, a pool drain that sucks that hard, isn't that something you don't want to have in a pool?
#558 to #329 - nigeltheoutlaw
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It was a defective pump that pumped far harder than it should have so it ripped out her innards. The worst part is that she lived for a while afterwards before finally dying.
#626 to #558 - anon
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She didn't die from her intestines being ripped out though. She died from cancer she got in an organ transplant.
#627 to #626 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I never said that she died from the actual incident, just that she lived for a while before finally dying.
#548 to #329 - thice
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they do suck, because the water in the drain still flows if you block it, and that creates a vacuum.
#503 to #329 - anon
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She didn't die at the pool, she was seen to "have taken a couple steps, and then collapsed" she lived for awhile afterwards, but died from the last of many surgeries she had to have.
#362 to #329 - anon
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"Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement; afterwards, he'll be lucky to have any bones left!"
#27 - edgecution
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(05/11/2013) [-]
So what you're telling me up until 2005 bestiality was legal in Washington state?
#90 to #27 - anon
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no one put it as law because they didnt thought someone would do that. But if nowhere says you cant do it or its not ilegal i guess you can do it? So once someone does it and it goes viral i guess they have to bann it?
#92 to #27 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken, it still is legal, if the animal is under 40 pounds... Though, that may be another state.
#448 to #27 - aswimmingnigger
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wasn't that the video called '2 guys 1 horse'?
#451 to #448 - aswimmingnigger
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btw not recomending you seeing it

******* brutal
#525 to #27 - anon
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Laws are only made after an incident. You would be surprised whats legal and illegal in some states. There are old laws like, "Don't tie your gator to the fire hose." Because someone did it once.
#629 to #27 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Legal in FL as long as the animal isn't killed in the act.
#651 to #629 - semenslurpinglily
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#695 to #27 - swimmingprodigy
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everything is legal until they make a law saying it isnt anymore
#242 to #27 - kabuthefox
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(05/11/2013) [-]
pretty sure its still legal but has to be a smaller animal like a dog or something
#252 to #242 - bighairyfart
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(05/11/2013) [-]
*COUGHalabamaCOUGH*
#277 to #27 - andersgetz
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(05/11/2013) [-]
it's legal in Denmark..
#250 to #27 - buttinspecter
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*********** here!

Since Kenneth Pinyan, Enumclaw is known to the entire state as the town of horse *******.
#255 to #250 - buttinspecter
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We've even made a definition in Urban Dictionary so that everyone knows.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Enumclaw
#482 to #250 - matttboyagain
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Never even heard of your town, good sir. But I'm sure only a small percent of your population ***** horses. Best wishes from a native Goldendalian, born and raised.
#702 to #482 - buttinspecter
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1. "***********" as in "Washington".
2. I'm not in Enumclaw. That's why I was talking about Enumclaw in third-person.
3. Goldendale is a town, so it's "Goldendalite".
4. No need to be insulting by calling me and Enumclawite.
#703 to #702 - matttboyagain
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Ah okay. I thought you might have been from there since you knew so much. Also people from Goldendale never know what to call themselves so they say it either way.
#704 to #703 - buttinspecter
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States end with "ian". Citites end with "ite".
#705 to #704 - matttboyagain
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Ohhhh we thank you for that enlightening bit of information.
Ohhhh we thank you for that enlightening bit of information.
#706 to #705 - matttboyagain
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(05/12/2013) [-]
*well
#348 to #250 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Haha I was going to point that out.
Greetings from Puyallup!
#357 to #348 - hektoroftroy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
wassup from federal way!
don't they have a statue of a horse in the town center too? good job guys
#351 to #348 - CoolStoryBrosky
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Whoops. Forgot to log in.
Greetings from Puyallup!
#432 to #351 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Greetings from Spokompton, Spokanistan, Spokanphetamine. What ever you want. Haha
#442 to #432 - hektoroftroy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
But the meth heads all live in shelton
#683 to #348 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Hello from Seattle!
#572 to #348 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Hello from Olympia
#217 to #27 - flamingpie
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It's legal in quite a few actually.. more than gay marriage is
#106 to #27 - thinkwithportals
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Just because its not illegal doesn't mean people are just ******* horses left and right
#44 - diddymonster
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#235 - notevenmad
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Did the glass break when it hit the ground?
Did the glass break when it hit the ground?
#613 to #235 - nsali
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(05/12/2013) [-]
good question!
#638 to #235 - hoverin
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(05/12/2013) [-]
glass is kill
#159 - hardongo ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
bitch wanted dick i gave it to him
#12 - fivebecomesfours
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"malfunction" Mhm sure.
#77 - dashgamer
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That last scenario...
That last scenario...