Death 2 Episode 2. Contrary to popular belief, I did not take these from 1000 Ways to Die, though several of the deaths were re enacted on the show. I am deeply
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Death 2 Episode 2

Death 2 Episode 2. Contrary to popular belief, I did not take these from 1000 Ways to Die, though several of the deaths were re enacted on the show. I am deeply

Contrary to popular belief, I did not take these from 1000 Ways to Die, though several of the deaths were re enacted on the show. I am deeply sorry for being a ****** thumbwhore last post, so I made my budget better for this one. Thanks!
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User avatar #36 - beastpwnrlol (05/12/2013) [-]
+100,000,000,000 for part 4
>only made 3 death posts
>3rd labeled "death 2 episode 2"
>he does not want to release a "death 3"

ladies and gentleman, the gabe newell of funnyjunk
#350 to #36 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#358 to #350 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
If i could hunt you down and carve the words 'asians can read minds" into your chest with my knife, I would.
User avatar #359 to #358 - ydosac (05/13/2013) [-]
He would see you coming...
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#360 to #36 - funnyjunkforlife has deleted their comment [-]
#364 to #36 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
>greentext
>on funnyjunk
> **** you
#135 to #36 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
Says the person with +222 thumbs
#151 to #135 - gktubr (05/12/2013) [-]
deal with it
User avatar #324 to #36 - tylertuesday (05/13/2013) [-]
> "death 3"
> death is part of life
> half life 3 confirmed
#27 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
#3, my ass didn't clench, it relaxed.
#21 - seenenoughhentai (05/12/2013) [-]
"+100,000,000,000 for part 4!"
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User avatar #327 to #21 - largeheadphones (05/13/2013) [-]
Whats this youtube now?
User avatar #339 to #21 - matttboyagain (05/13/2013) [-]
Totally forgot about that reaction pic lol
#349 to #21 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#257 to #21 - CactusFantastico (05/12/2013) [-]
he's not being silly, he's being evil
#314 to #257 - cadencee (05/13/2013) [-]
Exactly, but why have 100 billion thumbs when you can have.... 100 MILLION THUMBS MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
#352 to #314 - dawgfan (05/13/2013) [-]
A billion's more then a million numbnuts.
#356 to #352 - soopergrover (05/13/2013) [-]
It IS, however, less than... ONE BILLION-GAJILLION-FAFILLION-shabba-doobaloo-baglrgs-MILLION! ...yen.
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User avatar #154 to #21 - pandasmayn (05/12/2013) [-]
It honestly made me laugh. You guys are being a little too hard on OP.
User avatar #215 to #154 - tomppi (05/12/2013) [-]
well OP likes it hard
#226 to #215 - captaincapital ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
lool urr right and so uberl33tk3wl xDddDdD ur mommmm lmao
User avatar #227 to #226 - tomppi (05/12/2013) [-]
when did you get cancer?
#246 to #227 - mistic ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
He got cancer when the capital was turned into a wasteland.
If you don't get it, look at his name.
#214 to #21 - xIArcticIx (05/12/2013) [-]
we did it!
User avatar #316 to #214 - wlflvr (05/13/2013) [-]
**** . he got thumbed the **** back down then.
#13 - mrgoodlove (05/12/2013) [-]
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I guess you could say they died of..... boogy fever
User avatar #189 to #13 - ellbandito (05/12/2013) [-]
disco fever!
#232 to #13 - alexanyways (05/12/2013) [-]
What the **** happened to the resolution?
#245 to #13 - tweetieh (05/12/2013) [-]
bitch please, Sona ult for the win!
User avatar #300 to #13 - dayasalion (05/12/2013) [-]
> involuntarily started dancing
so they put guns to their heads and made them dance?
#123 to #13 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
Calling ********
#328 to #13 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
Or "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling"
User avatar #28 to #13 - rainbowtacos (05/12/2013) [-]
Probably as good a name as any: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_mania
#131 to #80 - bathtub (05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 - fedegon (05/12/2013) [-]
That's some SCP **** right here.
User avatar #236 to #84 - lillamy (05/12/2013) [-]
It reminds me of the Swedish song "Hårgalåten". In the song, the Devil comes to a small town (Hårga) and starts to play on a violin. Every young boy and girl in the town starts to dance, and can't stop until they drop dead.
#346 to #84 - strangesir (05/13/2013) [-]
<-- Him, the plague doctor, AKA SCP-049, was probably the cause.
User avatar #347 to #346 - fedegon (05/13/2013) [-]
Doesn't he kill instantly with his touch?
#348 to #347 - strangesir (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't remember.
User avatar #148 to #84 - lieutenantderp (05/12/2013) [-]
wow, that's literally EXACTLY what I thought.
User avatar #202 to #84 - diroccodoodleedoo (05/12/2013) [-]
There is actually a funny possible explanation to this phenomenon. While we are still unsure, our best guess as to what started village wide manias like this one is that the villagers ate tainted rye. It was common back in the day for rye to become infected with ergot, a type of toxic fungus. The ingestion of ergot would result in town-wide illness, with symptoms including, spasms, nausea, vomiting, convulsions, and mental psychosis. This occurrence became known as Saint Anthony's Fire. The funny part of all of this is, the fungus ergot contains chemicals that behave similarly to LSD, in fact, they were used in the synthesis of LSD.

TL;DR Entire medieval villages would trip balls after eating tainted rye
User avatar #90 to #84 - taxation (05/12/2013) [-]
SCP-5201:
The Boogie monster.
#8 - flaccidman (05/12/2013) [-]
Harlem Shake of 1518
#10 to #8 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
No.
#231 to #10 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
Si.
#7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
5th one
#9 to #7 - nopozzy (05/12/2013) [-]
This is the same picture but I used funny junks drawer thing to make it. I just felt like posting the pic :P.
#91 - gastaftor ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
The dancing one was probably caused by ergotism of rye. Also commonly referred to as the dance of death. There are a few other symptoms like loss of control of body temperature, vivid and often horrifying hallucinations, leprosy-like circulation problems that lead to limbs falling off and becoming necrotic etc. IT IS HORRIFYING. It's caused by eating a fungus that grows on various open flowering grasses in particular rye. The scary part is it's in the food supply to a small extent, they just dilute it. Also LSD was first discovered by experimenting on one of the chemicals in the ergot fungus.
The dancing one was probably caused by ergotism of rye. Also commonly referred to as the dance of death. There are a few other symptoms like loss of control of body temperature, vivid and often horrifying hallucinations, leprosy-like circulation problems that lead to limbs falling off and becoming necrotic etc. IT IS HORRIFYING. It's caused by eating a fungus that grows on various open flowering grasses in particular rye. The scary part is it's in the food supply to a small extent, they just dilute it. Also LSD was first discovered by experimenting on one of the chemicals in the ergot fungus.
#74 - swizzll (05/12/2013) [-]
Death 2 Episode 2?   
I see what you did there...
Death 2 Episode 2?
I see what you did there...
#83 - sparkytoast (05/12/2013) [-]
<-----The cause of the second one.
#70 - goldenleaf (05/12/2013) [-]
Relevant creepy pasta to number 2.
#30 - themodyourgod (05/12/2013) [-]
**themodyourgod rolls 85**

Man reportedly kills himself after not getting dubs.
User avatar #43 to #30 - mykoira (05/12/2013) [-]
**mykoira rolls 11** don't loose your fate in dubs
User avatar #216 to #144 - mykoira (05/12/2013) [-]
well i have dubs also there
#331 to #43 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
GLORIOUS
#292 to #43 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO LOOSE
User avatar #269 to #43 - killjoyzzz (05/12/2013) [-]
**killjoyzzz rolls 619** top it off mane
#158 to #43 - John Cena (05/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 72**
#11 - bladebites (05/12/2013) [-]
Aha, I hadn't seen this! +100,000,000,000. You little rascal.
Aha, I hadn't seen this! +100,000,000,000. You little rascal.
#97 - mrsockz (05/12/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in 1518
Meanwhile in 1518
#12 - krazy_kid286 (05/12/2013) [-]
The second one.
The second one.
User avatar #149 - kaboomz (05/12/2013) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 3** 3

DO IT FAGGOT
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#335 to #149 - John Cena (05/13/2013) [-]
inb4 Gabe Newell
#105 - potatophucker (05/12/2013) [-]
'Death 2 episode 2'
#88 - greatgatsby (05/12/2013) [-]
1518: the first fatalities of....   
   
   
BOOGIE FEVER!
1518: the first fatalities of....


BOOGIE FEVER!
User avatar #228 - Jroller (05/12/2013) [-]
Gloria Romerez: a queef so rotted and perserved that the toxic fumes that spewed out of her vagina were so deadly no human could stand it.
User avatar #229 to #228 - littlenish (05/12/2013) [-]
pussystank.jpg
#100 - iamtheblackgoat (05/12/2013) [-]
That title
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