Dead Baby Jokes. I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes... Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I' dead baby jokes
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Dead Baby Jokes. I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes... Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I'

I'm aware that some of you may hate these..... but I find them funny.... So let's just see how this goes...

Edit: Golly gosh top 80! I guess I'm not the only messed up one! =P

Tags: dead | baby | jokes
1. What' s funnier than tit dead baby'?
A dead baby sitting next to tit kid with down syndrome.
2. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
3. How do you make a dead baby float'?
Take your foot off of it' s head.
4. What' s the difference between tit dead baby and a trampoline'?
When you jump on tit trampoline, you take your boots off.
ti. How many babies does it take to paint a house'?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Submitted: 12/26/2011
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#30 - John Cena (12/27/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't **** an apple before i cut it up and eat it
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#69 - Chukie (12/27/2011) [-]
Dark humor isn't everyone's cup of liquidized dead baby...
#5 - troro (12/26/2011) [-]
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
I laughed at this... Does that mean im going to hell?
#15 to #5 - beastfromtheweest (12/27/2011) [-]
join the club
#7 to #5 - invaderzimandgir (12/26/2011) [-]
I'll see you there
I'll see you there
User avatar #25 - flingwing (12/27/2011) [-]
whats more fun than frolicking through a field of dead babies? ..... mowing it...
#8 - blynx (12/26/2011) [-]
What do you call a baby with a broken jaw?

DEEP THROAT!
#39 - funstix (12/27/2011) [-]
I lost it on the first one. Oh god save me.
#84 - Utkezabanje (12/27/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of sand?



You can't unload a truck full of sand with a trident..
User avatar #87 - ultimasnake (12/27/2011) [-]
how do you call a dead baby nailed to the wall...
ART
#52 - shroomguy (12/27/2011) [-]
whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?   
-I dont have a ferrari in my garage   
   
Why cant yoou fool an aborted baby?   
- because he wasnt born yesterday!   
   
Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS?   
- It never gets old!   
   
How to you get a dead baby into a bowl   
-a blender   
   
How do you get it out?   
-Tortilla chips
whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
-I dont have a ferrari in my garage

Why cant yoou fool an aborted baby?
- because he wasnt born yesterday!

Did you hear the one about the baby with AIDS?
- It never gets old!

How to you get a dead baby into a bowl
-a blender

How do you get it out?
-Tortilla chips
User avatar #41 - GrayStar (12/27/2011) [-]
Hey did you guys hear about the dude who pitched a no-hitter?

it was the t-ball stand at the special olympics
User avatar #27 - jinjo (12/27/2011) [-]
The worst one..

What's the differnece between a dead baby and a hamburger?

I don't jizz all over a hamburger before I eat it..



#31 to #27 - Qclaw (12/27/2011) [-]
Thank you for helping me destroy Grunty!
User avatar #32 to #31 - jinjo (12/27/2011) [-]
I LOVE when people understand what a jinjo is x)
#22 - John Cena (12/27/2011) [-]
how do you fit a baby into a bowl?
a blender
How do you get it out?
tostitos :)
User avatar #74 - foxborohottubs (12/27/2011) [-]
Another way to make a dead baby float
is with 2 scoops of ice cream and one
scoop of dead baby.
User avatar #66 - SteyrAUG (12/27/2011) [-]
How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
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