D-Bag drivers (morbid). See? If you're one of those dick wads that absolutely MUST overtake in heavy traffic because you're in such a hurry that the well-being
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D-Bag drivers (morbid)

D-Bag drivers (morbid). See? If you're one of those dick wads that absolutely MUST overtake in heavy traffic because you're in such a hurry that the well-being

See? If you're one of those dick wads that absolutely MUST overtake in heavy traffic because you're in such a hurry that the well-being of others matters non to you, **** you. Sincerely; Everyone.

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User avatar #3 - afunkyjunky (07/10/2012) [-]
he must have been late for his penis enlargement appointment...
#28 - darkstone ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
What I`d do to him if I saw him on a bus after he lost his lisence.
What I`d do to him if I saw him on a bus after he lost his lisence.
#46 to #28 - spidermanrapeskids (07/11/2012) [-]
HA! What's that .gif from?
HA! What's that .gif from?
#34 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Seriously, what the actual **** is wrong with that driver? Sure, you may be in a hurry, but first of all, how are the few seconds you save by passing another driver really going to benefit you? Second of all, if you're driving into a lane where the traffic is going the opposite way and you see a BIG ASS ******* SEMI TRUCK, WHY would you go ahead with the pass? And third, rather than swerving back into your lane where there are other cars, WHY WOULD YOU NOT SWERVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD WHERE THERE IS NOTHING BUT GRASS AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE? That driver must have been under the influence to be THAT ******* stupid.
As you can see, my jimmies are a tad bit rustled.
User avatar #29 - iamnottaco (07/11/2012) [-]
My friend died in a bus accident. He was at the back of the bus and a large hummer hit the back of the bus. The bus fell over on its side and my friend was killed when a mass weight of people landed on him. The guy was in a hurry and was putting a new song on the radio.


Feels everywhere
#32 to #29 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
You don't find feels on the internet. And if your friend was at the back he deserved to die. ****** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - iamnottaco (07/11/2012) [-]
He wasn't black. The bus was full, *******
#2 - monodivertido (07/10/2012) [-]
I understand why he crashed
#44 - Jameshaich (07/11/2012) [-]
Are those...His legs in the big pile of rubble flopping about...?
Oh...god.
#26 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
seems legit
seems legit
User avatar #27 to #26 - mjformj (07/11/2012) [-]
I believe the guy on the far left at the end is putting on his shades and turning around to walk away like nothing happened. what a bro.
User avatar #7 - goldaugie (07/11/2012) [-]
this pisses me the **** off
#1 - cazr (07/10/2012) [-]
Just wtf people srsly should get punished very hard for **** like this he would have only saved 2 minutes or so and for that he took the risk to kill some1 just wtf
User avatar #8 to #1 - goldaugie (07/11/2012) [-]
took the risk to? looks like he killed 3+ people!
#48 - unstoppableboner (07/11/2012) [-]
mfw I survive the crash and go to "chat" with the d-bag who most likely is a woman who doesn´t know witch part is the front of the car
User avatar #6 - bradin (07/10/2012) [-]
probably a stupid blond bitch talking on her cellphone
#22 - exyted (07/11/2012) [-]
Hey whats going on here!
User avatar #9 - imalittleslow (07/11/2012) [-]
This was on the front page a little over a week ago.
funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/OH+FUCK/zXpaGmK/
#36 - floydrose (07/11/2012) [-]
Well, this was on FunnyJunk like just last 			*******		 week.   
But that guy is a total douche and I hope he feels terrible.
Well, this was on FunnyJunk like just last ******* week.
But that guy is a total douche and I hope he feels terrible.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - gaymy (07/11/2012) [-]
I love that scene (ref. gif)
#18 to #10 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
That was ******* murder. What if one of your coworkers just stabbed you in the back. Or if you are in school. What if the kid who sat behind just shot you in the head one day?
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#20 to #10 - toefoo (07/11/2012) [-]
how is that in anyway survival of the fittest? The asshole is lucky he didn't die themselves

you have an odd way of trying to justify killing someone
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User avatar #50 to #49 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
I don't see your contributions? It beats the **** out of "morbid for my grandparents dogs left testicle" **** .
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#52 to #51 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #52 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Don't complain of the politicians rule if you didn't vote.

Now, I'm just helping you out (of fj) - http://rotten(.)com/ - http://www.deathndementia(.)com/category/death.html - http://www.asylumeclectica(.)com/asylum/gruesome/index.html

And for further remarks, don't come to the farmhouse if you expect a la carte meals.
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#56 to #55 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
... If you've searched for gore how the flying jesus bohemian **** did you avoid rotten(.)com?

Anyways, glad I could help... I think.
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#58 to #57 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #58 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Morbid: characterized by or appealing to an abnormal and unhealthy interest in disturbing and unpleasant subjects, esp. death and disease : he had long held a morbid fascination with the horrors of contemporary warfare.

I am posting 'real' morbid. I simply censor myself, keeping away stuff where people can be identified and well... the stuff I think is too hard for little FJ.
Besides, what people think is morbid is very different from person to person. One of my buddies never shies away from a good gore thread, though if you show him pictures of dressed up corpses, he gags.
What you're asking is essentially; why aren't you posting REAL, funny posts? Not taking into consideration that what makes some people roar of laughter, makes others go 'meh'.
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#64 to #62 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 to #64 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
You too.
You too.
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#66 to #65 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #66 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Never flame, never give reason to flame and never surcome to flamers. Remember, everyone on the internet has huge balls, 15 MMA friends and are millionaires.

You aren't a ******* retard. Seeing as a retard would have flamed all over the board. You were simply misinformed.

Buddy.
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#71 to #68 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #73 to #71 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Oh I do! I love to watch that but I strive away from going ad hominem (essentially attacking the person not the idea) it encourages flaming, which I in turn hate.
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#74 to #73 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #74 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
On that point, yes. Though fj is my little lurker forum. I like posting on 4chans threads of epic.
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#76 to #75 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Sounds like a great run. But sadly, I was caught at my gf's baby-sisters birthday.
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#78 to #77 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #79 to #78 - scalpofawhiteman (07/11/2012) [-]
Yea. Proof that you can attend b and still be somewhat normal.
User avatar #59 to #49 - tvfreakuk (07/11/2012) [-]
Definition of Morbid:
1. Characterized by or appealing to an abnormal and unhealthy interest in disturbing and unpleasant subjects, esp. death and disease.
2. Of the nature of or indicative of disease.

A car crash is unpleasant subject. Therefore it is morbid.
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#60 to #59 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - tvfreakuk (07/11/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, and I don't give a **** .
I see people talking about how stuff on morbid isn't morbid at all, yet the very definition of the word proves them wrong.
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#63 to #61 - demonatatwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
Is it really that hard to veer left? Do you really have to murder someone?
#37 - antigravitycake (07/11/2012) [-]
**antigravitycake rolled a random image posted in comment #6870859 at FJ Pony Thread ** that woman is officially a murderer. i hope she rots
**antigravitycake rolled a random image posted in comment #6870859 at FJ Pony Thread ** that woman is officially a murderer. i hope she rots
User avatar #39 to #37 - antigravitycake (07/11/2012) [-]
useless ******* roll
User avatar #43 to #39 - necrosisbrand (07/11/2012) [-]
That's not a useless roll... anything to do with TTGL is amazing and worth every second it took you to roll it...
User avatar #45 to #43 - antigravitycake (07/11/2012) [-]
came up as transparent pixel XD
User avatar #47 to #45 - necrosisbrand (07/11/2012) [-]
Well then for peace of mind, Its Gurren Laggan... and actually it works out... Its when Kamina wrecks Gurren knocking those two beast men when he first gets it. I appreciate you :D
#42 to #39 - anon (07/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6625014 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW useless roll
User avatar #35 - sonicg ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
After watching this about 10 times, I noticed the silver SUV narrowly avoided a collision with the second truck... WHY DID YOU STOP YOU ******** ?!
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