Coffins.. It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.. Coffins
Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

Coffins.

It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.

Coffins
used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A Joice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled mice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here says you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
...
+494
Views: 35163
Favorited: 88
Submitted: 09/23/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to theugandanhero Subscribe to morbid-channel E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(72):

theugandanhero has disabled anonymous comments.
 
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
#74 - elatedellam (09/24/2012) [-]
How could you Harold?!
How could you Harold?!
User avatar #75 to #74 - oliva (09/26/2012) [-]
Look at his logic! There's been at least 5 months that whatever was in that coffin has been waiting! A human being can't go 4 days without water, and can barely make 3 weeks without food! That's a good Gravekeeper if I ever saw one. I can only wish that I get someone that good as my Gravekeeper when I perish.
#72 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (09/24/2012) [-]
this one shows a picture of the coffin
User avatar #58 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
does anyone has the soviet version of this?
i need a laugh now
User avatar #67 to #58 - mrevitcartta (09/24/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
User avatar #66 to #58 - Emers (09/24/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell. Bell rings. Is no wind. Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?" Voice says "Yes!" "Born winter of 1927?" "Yes!" "Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957" "Niet, am still living!" "Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#68 to #66 - lucifersdad (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice job there, copied the guy above you xD
User avatar #69 to #68 - Emers (09/24/2012) [-]
My comment was posted before his O.o
#70 to #69 - lucifersdad (09/24/2012) [-]
**** .... I ******* the wrong one :(

Sorry about that...>_<
User avatar #71 to #70 - Emers (09/24/2012) [-]
Ahaha it's okay :)
#55 - winners (09/24/2012) [-]
**winners rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Do a barrel roll! ** harolds face when he realizes he got the date wrong
**winners rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Do a barrel roll! ** harolds face when he realizes he got the date wrong
User avatar #54 - psychobeastjr (09/24/2012) [-]
inb4 repost from creepypasta
User avatar #44 - blacklite (09/24/2012) [-]
This is also where the term "dead ringer" came from btw.
-6
#49 to #44 - furrykittenz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - blacklite (09/24/2012) [-]
WELL THEN

I'll just take my infinite supply of pointless facts elsewhere.
-10
#52 to #50 - furrykittenz has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #52 - bollocksonabus (09/24/2012) [-]
Oh God, I hope you don't breed
Oh God, I hope you don't breed
User avatar #63 to #57 - furrykittenz (09/24/2012) [-]
But we are friends;(
I was kidding
User avatar #64 to #63 - bollocksonabus (09/24/2012) [-]
Really? Ah...well it seems no-one realised that. Thumbs for you...mainly through pity
-10
#42 - goobyprfavor has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #42 - BadDreams (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
-1
#60 to #56 - goobyprfavor has deleted their comment [-]
-1
#59 to #56 - goobyprfavor has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #42 - isus (09/24/2012) [-]
Have some hate.
#38 - needsumcake (09/24/2012) [-]
This was actually good.
Sweet.
0
#37 - messerschmidto has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 - fyaq (09/24/2012) [-]
Unfortunately Harold wasnt very smart, so he got the date wrong.

You think they made the smart people dig graves?
User avatar #26 - residentevilfan (09/24/2012) [-]
I guess the phrase "saved by the bell" doesn't work here
#30 to #26 - moobyman (09/24/2012) [-]
Im going to hell for ******* myself laughing XD
User avatar #65 to #30 - DrSalvador (09/24/2012) [-]
It's not that funny.
#48 to #30 - chocobeard (09/24/2012) [-]
also god isnt real
#45 to #30 - chocobeard (09/24/2012) [-]
why would you go to hell....? last time i checked ******* yourself wasnt a sin....
#73 to #45 - yunablade (09/24/2012) [-]
Just about everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read the bible chocobeard? Technicallywe are not allowed to go to the bathromm.
User avatar #18 - CRONIK (09/24/2012) [-]
Could someone explain this please?
I just never got this one
User avatar #19 to #18 - pickingAnameSUCKS (09/24/2012) [-]
She died in February and the bell rang in August. Nobody could live that long without food/water.
#43 to #19 - comexx (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - CRONIK (09/24/2012) [-]
RAIN WATER
User avatar #21 to #20 - pickingAnameSUCKS (09/24/2012) [-]
Six months without food? And the fact that you wouldn't have much range of motion means you'd get sores and you'd be sitting in your own ***** matter. For six months. Rain water just doesn't cut it.
User avatar #24 to #21 - bersrker (09/24/2012) [-]
could you eat your own ***** matter?
#34 to #24 - tyzz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I would.
User avatar #25 to #24 - thenez ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
you could butr you wouldnt get any calories from it, it would be almost devoid of all nutrients.
User avatar #28 to #25 - cryoutloud (09/24/2012) [-]
i got 1 word: Worms
User avatar #29 to #28 - facadeon ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Worms? Inside a closed coffin?
User avatar #31 to #29 - cryoutloud (09/24/2012) [-]
you know because of all the moisture in the ground it doesn't take long for the wood to get soft enough for bugs to get inside the coffin especially in weak spots
User avatar #33 to #31 - facadeon ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't see how the small amount of nutrients gained from worms, and the 6 months worth of nutrition needed to survive adds up. She'd basically have to eat all the worms in the town to live that long.
User avatar #32 to #31 - weyeumadbro (09/24/2012) [-]
What about the fact that you know.... It took her six months to ring the bell. I mean if she was able to pull some Bear Grylls **** and survive for six months she you have to of had enough sanity and insight to think of ringing the bell long before that.
User avatar #35 to #32 - cryoutloud (09/24/2012) [-]
you said it: SHE

she probably got buried with the kitchen
#51 to #35 - imabser (09/24/2012) [-]
Buried with the kitchen 						*******					 hilarious.
Buried with the kitchen ******* hilarious.
User avatar #22 to #21 - CRONIK (09/24/2012) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #16 - walkinginduringsex (09/24/2012) [-]
Actually, I read somewhere that a man invented the "bell and hole" system because he was afraid of being buried alive. He eventually ended his life by setting himself on fire because of his fear.
User avatar #23 to #16 - tkfourtwoone (09/24/2012) [-]
Sounds very much like a short story by E.A. Poe that I recently read
-32
#14 - fiddlestickers has deleted their comment [-]
#62 to #14 - PhoJoe (09/24/2012) [-]
Actually, "Saved by the bell" comes from boxing where a bell marked the end of a round.
User avatar #27 to #14 - ninjalizards (09/24/2012) [-]
close ... its where the term 'dead ringer' comes from
User avatar #15 to #14 - loogie (09/24/2012) [-]
No, it's from boxing.
#13 - gravegraffiti (09/24/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I did like this.
User avatar #10 - psydoc (09/24/2012) [-]
Unfortunately Harold had Alzheimer's, and always got dates mixed up.
#12 to #10 - kommisarkhrushchev (09/24/2012) [-]
I 						*******					 love you Psydoc. I haven't lol'd so hard in such a long time.
I ******* love you Psydoc. I haven't lol'd so hard in such a long time.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't understand..
User avatar #8 to #6 - sgtxconnor (09/24/2012) [-]
Died February, it's now August. It's been months since the person died.
0
#9 to #8 - Lintutu has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - rprol (09/23/2012) [-]
I guess it could have been some form of extended hibernation/coma thing
#4 to #3 - SimianLich (09/24/2012) [-]
the lady has been down there for 6 months, a human body can only naturally live for 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. Bitch be a Zombie.
+1
#41 to #4 - nengcaste **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #4 - fatemah (09/24/2012) [-]
lost it at "bitch be a zombie"
#5 to #4 - rprol (09/24/2012) [-]
Generally correct. but there have been cases where people survive for weeks without any water. they enter some sort of hibernation state. but i agree. after 6 months bitch indeed be a zombie.
User avatar #2 - shadowoflife (09/23/2012) [-]
I...I don't get it.
User avatar #11 to #2 - VaultTechy (09/24/2012) [-]
Died in February, rings bell in August... it had been six months since she'd been buried so she definitely isn't alive.
User avatar #1 - belphegore (09/23/2012) [-]
This is actually one of my favorite creepy-pastas. Thumbs up, I haven't seen it in a while.
 
 Friends (0)