Coffins.. It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.. Coffins  the coffin look out behind You lol jk but Seriously check it bro
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Coffins.

It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.

Coffins
used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A Joice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled mice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here says you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
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User avatar #10 - psydoc (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Unfortunately Harold had Alzheimer's, and always got dates mixed up.
#3 - rprol (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I guess it could have been some form of extended hibernation/coma thing
#4 to #3 - SimianLich (09/24/2012) [-]
the lady has been down there for 6 months, a human body can only naturally live for 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. Bitch be a Zombie.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - loogie (09/24/2012) [-]
No, it's from boxing.
User avatar #2 - shadowoflife (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I...I don't get it.
User avatar #44 - blacklite (09/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
This is also where the term "dead ringer" came from btw.
User avatar #50 to #49 - blacklite (09/24/2012) [-]
WELL THEN

I'll just take my infinite supply of pointless facts elsewhere.
User avatar #18 - CRONIK (09/24/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Could someone explain this please?
I just never got this one
#43 to #19 - comexx (09/24/2012) [-]
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#13 - gravegraffiti (09/24/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I did like this.
User avatar #26 - residentevilfan (09/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I guess the phrase "saved by the bell" doesn't work here
User avatar #58 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (09/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
does anyone has the soviet version of this?
i need a laugh now
User avatar #67 to #58 - mrevitcartta (09/24/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
User avatar #1 - belphegore (09/23/2012) [-]
This is actually one of my favorite creepy-pastas. Thumbs up, I haven't seen it in a while.
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#47 to #42 - isus (09/24/2012) [-]
Have some hate.
User avatar #36 - fyaq (09/24/2012) [-]
Unfortunately Harold wasnt very smart, so he got the date wrong.

You think they made the smart people dig graves?
User avatar #16 - walkinginduringsex (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, I read somewhere that a man invented the "bell and hole" system because he was afraid of being buried alive. He eventually ended his life by setting himself on fire because of his fear.
User avatar #23 to #16 - tkfourtwoone (09/24/2012) [-]
Sounds very much like a short story by E.A. Poe that I recently read
#55 - winners (09/24/2012) [-]
**winners rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Do a barrel roll! ** harolds face when he realizes he got the date wrong
**winners rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Do a barrel roll! ** harolds face when he realizes he got the date wrong
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't understand..
User avatar #8 to #6 - sgtxconnor (09/24/2012) [-]
Died February, it's now August. It's been months since the person died.
#72 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (09/24/2012) [-]
this one shows a picture of the coffin
#74 - elatedellam (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How could you Harold?!
How could you Harold?!
User avatar #54 - psychobeastjr (09/24/2012) [-]
inb4 repost from creepypasta
#38 - needsumcake (09/24/2012) [-]
This was actually good.
Sweet.
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