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#6 - fantomen (05/01/2012) [-]
>be fresh out of state re-education camp
>be caretaker of young comrade Anya and young comrade Ivan
>send them off to bed, sit on chair and read Marx
>hear noise from turnip storage cellar, enter cellar and look around
>see large unsettling statue of Lenin in corner
>drink some vodka and ignore it
>go back upstairs to read more Marx
>hear something more of annoying noise
>go back to cellar to investigate
>statue of Lenin is GONE and window is open, damnGypsies.mkv
>scared to light candles, get to village telephone and call militia, and parents of children
>Militia man comrade Yuri shows up with glorious motherland PPSh-41 in only 3 hours. Parents take only 6 hours
>parents tell me they own no statue of Lenin
>Militia man Yuri finds children dead inside the house
>KGB arrests parents for not owning statue of Lenin
>they are sent to mine ice in Siberia
>they arrest me for not informing them of the lack of a Lenin statue
>I'm sent back to stare re-education camp
>feelsterriblecomrade.cccp
Such is life in Soviet Russia




#10 to #6 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard I cried.
+1
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#409 to #270 - swimzone (05/08/2012) [-]
I see the resemblance, but I heard this from a friend. I'm sorry if it seems re posted.
User avatar #14 to #6 - Nastycold (05/01/2012) [-]
I just posted something symilar... Goddammit.
#50 to #14 - lolwutlolwut (05/01/2012) [-]
Good lord it's so obvious you copied it from him, unless this is something popular I haven't heard of.
User avatar #72 to #50 - seniorpokeman (05/01/2012) [-]
There are a LOT of Soviet Russia stories
he didn't copy
User avatar #53 to #50 - Nastycold (05/01/2012) [-]
Soviet Russia's hipsters go with the mainstream.
#108 to #6 - ilikebigdick (05/01/2012) [-]
this
this
#186 - cullenatorguy (05/01/2012) [-]
This was based off of an old chain mail type thing on facebook I saw a while back. Really OP?   
   
   
   
   
I'm getting thumbed down for saying this aren't I
This was based off of an old chain mail type thing on facebook I saw a while back. Really OP?




I'm getting thumbed down for saying this aren't I

#416 to #186 - swimzone (05/08/2012) [-]
Friends Story. My apologies.
#70 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be serial killer
>See house no one seems to be in
>Break in through basement window
>Be waiting
>Here noise upstairs
>Hide in corner
>Kid comes down
>Stand still
>Kid goes up
>Over hear kid calling navy
>wevegotabadass.jpg
>Climb out the window and run
User avatar #181 to #70 - soyouareone (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be neighbor of a family
>Decide to mow my lawn
>Go outside
>See kid in upstairs window
>Look down and see a clown trying to get out of basement window
>Kick clown in the face feeling like a hero
>Clown falls back in basement
>See clown panic and hide
>Decide i did enough
>Go back inside
>Look out the window and see a clown running down the street
#148 to #70 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
>be phone
>boy calls navy
>navy hangs up
>boy calls parents
>parents hang up
>boy leaves
>see clown sneak out
>foreveraphone.txt
User avatar #185 to #70 - stormguy (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be ******
>Break into house
>See clown statue
>Take it and run
>See cops come
>Run
#197 to #185 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be house
>See ****** coming towards me
>Be scared
>See ****** break into basement
>Feel violated
>See ****** come only with clown statue

#79 to #70 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be parents
>get call from our piece of **** baby sitter pussy
> "HERP DERP CLOWN IN BAYSEEMENT"
> ******* retard....
>We tell him theres no clown costume in our basement so he shuts the **** up
>Police are at our house and the Navy sends us a letter saying "HAHAHHA"
#91 to #70 - anon (05/01/2012) [-]
>be tom and sally
>babysitter sends us to bed
>wincest
>feelsgoodman.gif
User avatar #73 to #70 - soyouareone (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be navy
>Get phone call from kid
>Asks for the navy to come save him
>Kid Says that there was a man dressed as a clown in his house
> *********** .jpg
>Laugh at him and hang up

#60 - rikusorax (05/01/2012) [-]
Yes call the navy.
User avatar #319 - derangedberger ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
>soviet man and his wife become tired making communism.
>visit stalingrad to bask in glory of soviet russia greatest city
>they hire most trusted babysitter to watch children
>children already sleeping
>babysitter notices unsettling statue of lenin.
>she make call parents, ask cover lenin statue.
>parents reply "da, but we have no lenin statue."
>babysitter call kgb
>children and babysitter found murdered
>parents are arrested for not owning lenin statue
>such is life in moscow.
#350 to #319 - ChiknNuggets (05/02/2012) [-]
Couldn't help but read that whole thing in a russian accent..   
GIF Related..? Maybe..
Couldn't help but read that whole thing in a russian accent..
GIF Related..? Maybe..
#109 - discomufffin (05/01/2012) [-]
>Be a clown serial killer
>Go in this kid's basement
>Just chillinlikeavillian.jpg
>Knock over my can of coca cola.
> **** the kid is coming
>Hide on a coat rack like the little mother ****** from home alone
>Hah the faggot didn't see me
>Feel like leavin
> **** in the box of christmas decorations
>Hop out the window with ****** powers
>Feel like killing some little kids
#292 - demguiltybones (05/02/2012) [-]
>be clown serial killer
>hiding in some basement
>accidentally knock over lamp or some ****
> stupid kid comes down
> looks DIRECTLY into my eyes
>kid shrugs and walks away
>haul ass out window before cops show up
>ishouldntbealive.jpg
>came back a week later and killed them all
>mfw i posted this just to insult their memory
#383 - xmatron (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 12   
>waiting in car   
>see clown across parking lot   
>make eye contact   
>starts walking over   
>mfw
>be 12
>waiting in car
>see clown across parking lot
>make eye contact
>starts walking over
>mfw
#391 to #383 - flomosho (05/02/2012) [-]
And the window is open.
#369 - drdisrespect (05/02/2012) [-]
>take well known scary story
>tell it 4chan style
>???
>op is a faggot
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#279 - flavoredassassin (05/02/2012) [-]
>be in 9th grade
>be babysitting tom and sally
>send them off to bed
>watching tv
>hear something in the basement
>go downstairs looking around
>no one around
>drop my pants
>take a **** in the center of the basement
>leave


#286 to #279 - eryomama (05/02/2012) [-]
lol wut
lol wut
#142 - instalation (05/01/2012) [-]
This is obviously fake.
I mean, the cops arriving in one minute?
#365 - KAOTiiC (05/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#374 to #365 - forpornonly (05/02/2012) [-]
ahhh IT...you will always haunt my dreams
#358 - thegreatbizzo (05/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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#113 - cookiel (05/01/2012) [-]
This is what the Navy was doing instead of helping you out
User avatar #9 - Jewssassin (05/01/2012) [-]
The navy part made me laugh.
#2 - trepidhickory (05/01/2012) [-]
Sounds a lot like the story about the babysitter babysitting a millionaire's children, she was watching tv in the living room but the clown statue was creeping her out, she called the father and asked if there was another room she could sleep, father told her to grab the kids and run out of the house, turns out the kids had been complaining about a clown who would stare at them while they slept, turns out the clown was a hobo living in the giant mansion.
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#81 to #62 - trepidhickory (05/01/2012) [-]
Yeah that's the reason I don't have a mansion, clowns are my biggest fear.
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User avatar #110 to #2 - ilikebigdick (05/01/2012) [-]
wasnt it just a regular house, and the clown statue was an asylum patient who escaped and lived in their attic
#111 to #110 - trepidhickory (05/01/2012) [-]
The one I heard was like a giant house...explains why he could hide so well since they would be able to hear easier if he was in the attic
#300 to #2 - pistro (05/02/2012) [-]
Something like this?

So was it a real story?
#307 to #300 - trepidhickory (05/02/2012) [-]
Bro I hate you haha...Clowns are like my worst nightmare, a few friends and I were checking out this abandoned house and it's creepy as **** like hobos live there sometimes, and I was fine...until we see this clown costume like out of nowhere....I was in the front of the group in the house and I was the first person out the door.
User avatar #404 to #307 - pistro (05/06/2012) [-]
Lol i'm sorry bro... But why the **** should an hobo wear like a clown? Too much Stephen King?
#3 to #2 - swimzone (05/01/2012) [-]
Never heard it. This was a friends story.
#80 to #3 - trepidhickory (05/01/2012) [-]
Oh gotcha, I didn't know if you were just posting a story you heard that turned out to be a different version of the story I heard, or if it actually happened.
#389 - flomosho (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be a babysitter   
>Put kids to sleep   
>Watch TV   
>See clown statue   
>Clown gets on nerves   
>Move clown to different spot   
>Go to bathroom   
>Go back to couch   
>Clown statue not there   
>Go check on kids   
>About to open door   
>Hears a deep voice in kids room   
>Open door super slightly   
>See clown whispering and watching kids sleep   
>Clown sees you
>Be a babysitter
>Put kids to sleep
>Watch TV
>See clown statue
>Clown gets on nerves
>Move clown to different spot
>Go to bathroom
>Go back to couch
>Clown statue not there
>Go check on kids
>About to open door
>Hears a deep voice in kids room
>Open door super slightly
>See clown whispering and watching kids sleep
>Clown sees you

#375 - SirFunnyjunk (05/02/2012) [-]
> be about 9
>hear noise downstairs
>home alone
>Go to see what it was
>hear it again
>scared *********
>MFW when im getting butt raped , im OP

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