Black Widows. Black widows, as depicted in a 4chan thread. Oh these . Not only are they huge as sut at an oil refinery where I used to work maintenance, they' r
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Black Widows

Black widows, as depicted in a 4chan thread

Oh **** these ************* .
Not only are they huge as **** sut at an oil refinery where I used to work maintenance, they' re the most
aggressive ************* the planet. Like,
Any other spider Ne ever seen, they' ll do anything they can to get away hm ysu. They dsn' t want trubble.
They might raise up and do a little threatening thing, but they' re just trying to scare ysu off.
But a black widow? **** . That. The instant ysu get tss close (or mave ysub hand near a crevice where they' re
lurking) and they esme alveryss like a ******* bat sut of hell to **** ysub **** up. They' re busy little bastards, like
they run nothing but adrenaline and Hate.
There' s a ******* reason everyine wears thick as **** leather gloves and long sleeves in the Summer. Goddamn
******* black widows. And they black as **** (obviously) too, SC) ysu ean' t even see them fer **** ifthey' re in a
deep shadow.
********* things. I' m in my computer rnsm and now I' m freaking out, just seeing a long black leg starting to
poke sut around the soda can sothe monitor.
They 11111 but ada' and Hate.
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#2 - tjmwatton (01/11/2013) [-]
black as **** spider
#1 - Keoul (01/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They're probably gunna steal your soda   
-cough-   
I mean oh no!   
how horrible!
They're probably gunna steal your soda
-cough-
I mean oh no!
how horrible!
#19 - jayage (01/12/2013) [-]
reminded of this
#23 - Ddubber (01/12/2013) [-]
>>Black Widow

<--What I thought of
#3 - famouspork (01/11/2013) [-]
mfw
#28 - BerryLicious (01/15/2013) [-]
We don't get these ******* in England but I'm still going to stand on a pole tonight.
User avatar #8 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
that definitely needed to be a demotivational.
User avatar #24 - hypermetaljacob (01/12/2013) [-]
the dalek of spiders
#22 - masterpoison (01/12/2013) [-]
Black Widows are neither aggressive, nor large. They are rather shy, and just like most spiders, only bite when provoked. (Squished or otherwise.)
#18 - samoaspider (01/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
guys, seriously.
guys, seriously.
User avatar #11 - pickstar (01/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
90k. This is old. Woah
User avatar #14 to #13 - pickstar (01/12/2013) [-]
I herped it out. Haha. So I guess it resets every year.
User avatar #29 - racheecat (07/31/2013) [-]
Black widows are my favorite spider.
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