Animal myths 2 (rp). So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up. And yes of course I am advertising my busi whomadewho myths
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Animal myths 2 (rp)

Animal myths 2 (rp). So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up. And yes of course I am advertising my busi

So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up.
And yes of course I am advertising my business, so if you wanna buy a custom made pokemon card wallet, go here:

Animal Myths 2
In 1898, Two lions were responsible for the deaths of 135 of
construction workers on the Railway. They did not
kill because of territory, or because they felt threaten. They killed
these people for FUN.
A woman came home from shopping to find her Doberman choking
on something, she quickly put him in the car and drove him to the vet.
The vet told her to go on home while he operated to remove whatever
was lodged in the dog' s windpipe, and he' d call her when she could
pick up her pet. She wasn' t home for long when the vet called and
told her in an excited voice to get out ofthe house right now, he' d be
by to explain in a few minutes. from her neighbor' s window she saw
the vet arrive with the police and ran out to see if her dog was alright
and what was going on. As the police ran into her house the vet told
her what her loving pet had choked on, two human fingers. The police
found the escaped Lunatic hiding in the closet nursing his mangled
Bear photo
While visiting a popular state park a man and wife spotted a bear.
In order to get the perfect "photo oppurtinity" the parents smeared
some honey on the face of their young child in the hopes of coaxing
the bear into licking it off. The bear ate it along with the child' s
Spider Cactus
A woman visiting Mexico bought a small cactus as a souvenir and
smuggled it across the border when she went home. A few days later
she was admiring her cactus when she could have sworn it wiggled a
little, she dismissed it as a trick of the light until it began to vibrate.
Finally she began to worry and called customs to confess her crime
and see what she should do about the wiggling plant, in a panicked
voice the man on the phone told her to get out of the house
immediately. It was too late and by the time the men in protective
clothing got there, the cactus had burst open releasing thousands of
tiny spiders who made the woman their first meal.
Airport Animal
A pet owner sends the body of a beloved animal by air; baggage
handlers fear that they have killed the animal, so they replace it
with a alive one.
Snake in a Carnival
a man took his little girl to a carnival and put her on the
She soon began to complain that the horse was
biting her, and she begged to be taken off. The father told her that
the horse was made offodd and can not bite her. Soon the girl
slumped over and died, and it was discovered that the wooden
horses, that were full of cracks, were also full of snakes.
A man in Hawaii was sent to the hospital, after a centipede crawled
into his hair, got stuck and repeatedly started sting his head.
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#6 - anonysaurus (06/23/2012) [-]
I've had it with these ************* snakes

in this ************* horse!
User avatar #32 - dickbuttfingers (06/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>robbing house
>stealing jewelery and ****
> ******* dog out of nowhere!
>bites off my fingers
>hide from dog in cupboard
>hear dog choking on my fingers, damn right ******
>home owner come back
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>doesn't notice me
>takes her dog and leaves the house
>gee I'd better stay in this cupboard
>an hour later police show up
>I just don't know what went wrong
#57 - thepiratemonkey (06/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw Spider Cactus
mfw Spider Cactus
#87 - fantomen (06/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The lion story is true. The lions are known as the Tsavo maneaters. In the late 1800s the British brought in a whole bunch of Indian workers to build rail ways in Africa. That's when the lions started getting a taste for human flesh. They ate so many people that the Indians simply got too scared to work and stopped working on the railways and left.
The English had to bring in a professional hunter that shot 3 lions. 2 big maneaters and a small one.
Scientists have proved that these lions ate at least 35 people. But they don't know how many they just killed without eating.
The lions in the picture are the real maneaters shot back in 1898.

And now, a little lion joke.
Do you know why lions lick their assholes after they eat?
To get the horrible taste of ****** out of their mouths.
#362 - fishcanfly (06/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be about 7 or 8
>trip to yellowstone park with family
>driving down highway
>suddenly, parents see a ******* bear
>all of us get out of car
>dad grabs honey from cooler
>mom grabs camera from front seat
>dad smears honey all over my face
>they think it's going to lick the honey off my face
>bear smells it
>walks up to me
>pisses in his hands
>drinks it
>eats my face
>mfw bear grylls does bath salts
#44 - ortonja (06/23/2012) [-]
#223 - crazyanger (06/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** you OP
#368 - AwesomeAnon (06/24/2012) [-]
>See a bear
>Absolutely have to have a picture
>Use honey-covered child as bait
User avatar #81 - theresetbutton (06/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why does every one call and say "get out of the house"
#336 - iworshipsanta (06/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**iworshipsanta rolled a random image posted in comment #6200273 at FJ Pony Thread ** such a good dog :D
#361 - bdevils (06/24/2012) [-]
mfw the parents put honey on their childs face
#350 - unoletmehavename (06/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What the spider actually wanted
#208 - halffroman (06/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
How exactly can you tell if lions are killing for "FUN" ?
#25 - dickcunt (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)


#421 - danihollywood (06/24/2012) [-]
-"hey honey look it's a bear
-"oh wow how amazing"
-"oh i know lets put some honey on our boy so we can get a great family photo of the bear licking it off."
-"that's a great idea sweetie"
#394 - turkeypatty (06/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Feeeed me Seymour!"
#374 - sasquatchjc (06/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
spider cactus
spider cactus
#160 - freejumper (06/24/2012) [-]
I wish my dog did something that brave
I wish my dog did something that brave
#13 - Sicsin ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Number 3
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