Animal Testing. Not even once.. Why are we testing animals when there are pedophiles in prison


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#11 - bluematterman (08/04/2012) [-]
Reminds me of two things. The music video for Modest Mouse's "King Rat" and,
User avatar #13 to #11 - pancakeswag (08/04/2012) [-]
The Doc Gerbil's World song still haunts me to this day...
#1 - loganhusted ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
#3 to #1 - ghostlespaul (08/04/2012) [-]
and smoke some weed
User avatar #26 - residentevilfan (08/04/2012) [-]
Why are we testing animals when there are pedophiles in prison
User avatar #96 to #26 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
good point
#48 to #26 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
I'd rather test medicines on a Nazi like you to be fair
User avatar #30 to #26 - monotuei (08/04/2012) [-]
The resemblance of your comment with the 6th one is highly suspicious.
#36 to #26 - jimbobji (08/04/2012) [-]
It's probably humans rights and Christians.
User avatar #71 to #36 - Wazzy (08/04/2012) [-]
what do Christians have to do with it?
User avatar #77 to #71 - residentevilfan (08/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #95 to #77 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
no, you mean catholics
#111 to #26 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (08/04/2012) [-]
What. WHAT? Have you never ******* heard of human rights? By the way, being a pedophile isn't a crime in the same way that being gay isn't bad in the eyes of religion. It's acting upon it that's a crime. Also, WHY SPECIFICALLY PEDOPHILES? There are thieves, murderes and *other* types of rapists? What about drug traffickers and mob bosses? Why don't they get some hate too, you ******* fascist?

Do you realise how inhumane it is to test on a PERSON? Was the Universal Declaration of Human rights written in vain? Seriously, to whoever wrote this, and anyone who thumbs this up; go **** yourself. Not even in a joking, Aussie-style "haha, **** off mate" kind of way. Go **** yourselves. You're infringing on others' rights as PEOPLE. And if you say "Well, he did the same to those children", let me quote some Ghandi to you: "An eye for an eye makes the world blind."

And heck, while we're at it, why aren't you a vegetarian or a vegan? Just stop eating meat, man, because animals suffer too and stuff. You know what? **** it, I've got an alternative to eating animals. The animals have done nothing wrong, they're innocent... But the pedophiles aren't! Let's eat all the pedophiles guys, LET"S EAT THE ******* PEDOS.
#28 to #26 - atrumaliger [OP](08/04/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb this more then once.
User avatar #78 to #26 - juciefruit (08/04/2012) [-]
US constitution. Cruel and unusual punishment part.
User avatar #51 to #26 - wrpen (08/04/2012) [-]
If we test on them, we might accidentally discover superpowers, and the pedophile would be able to take over the world.
User avatar #6 - ironsoul ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
But why test stuff on animals when we have all those perfectly good pedophiles in prison that we could be testing **** on?
User avatar #7 to #6 - inyourmind ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
we don't have millions and a rather large amount of pedophiles are probable due to statutory issues not that they were actual pedophiles.
#24 to #7 - craigdavid (08/04/2012) [-]
such as an 18 yr old and a 17 yr old where the 17 yr old (most likely female) gets pissy over being dumped or it being a one night stand and gets the other one convicted for statuatory rape

great justice system youve got there america
User avatar #17 to #6 - cheesymuffins (08/04/2012) [-]
We should test HIV vaccines and cures on death row inmates instead of executing them.
User avatar #12 to #6 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
we tried that once
subject 105473 turned into a bear.
He escaped the lab, after that they shut the project down.
they say 105473 still roams the earth.
User avatar #97 to #12 - shitshitshit (08/04/2012) [-]
oh christ...pedobear
User avatar #88 - Lambda (08/04/2012) [-]
I propose we do away with animal testing and just use the rapists and serial killers from the prisons. Then if we run out of them, start using teenagers who say "swag" a lot.
Doing science AND making the world a better place.
User avatar #105 to #88 - fnordyy (08/04/2012) [-]
And thus the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #110 to #105 - xgeneration (08/04/2012) [-]
I think we're all well prepared for that so won't be much of an apolocyse.
User avatar #89 - ronyx (08/04/2012) [-]
If mice were as smart as humans are portrayed on the picture then we wouldn't be testing on them.
User avatar #21 - salari (08/04/2012) [-]
Sure, ban animal testing. Have fun with the whole 'curing diseases' thing, at least you'll have some extra mice and rats to cuddle as you endure a slow and painful death.
User avatar #68 - painispancakes (08/04/2012) [-]
Is it me or does the rabbit in the background looks like a playboy logo?
#73 - mexicanfood (08/04/2012) [-]
That needle is so ******* big compared to those humans that if they ever injected you with something that big you would die of blood loss first.

#42 - lordcaligula (08/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #54 to #42 - orangezombie (08/04/2012) [-]
I love that gif, from caninehybrid.
She makes awesome animations.
#55 - PedoBearFTW (08/04/2012) [-]
Rabbits and **** that they do tests on aren't human like at all. I say we grab some people in jail that have extremely long sentences, like 25+ or life, and do **** on them.
User avatar #62 to #55 - AnAnonForLife (08/04/2012) [-]
I always thought the same thing, I mean, we did pay to keep them in there, why not have them pay and die for science?
User avatar #107 to #62 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Because we value human life :\
User avatar #76 to #55 - TheMather ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Actually, rats have a pretty similar brain to ours, hence why they are used for testing the psychological effects of medication and such.
Meanwhile a pigs physiology is similar enough to ours that they serve as an adequate indicator of something's effect on our bodies.
User avatar #108 to #55 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
we ascribe some irrevocable value to human life because... well **** we're pretty self centered and like to think we're more important than anyone else... jk jk... there's a reason...

Ethical slippery slopes. You start with the worst criminals... start to run low... but you're expected to keep up the rate of progress... so you move to less heinous criminals because criminals have less protection now and behind closed doors no one will know... then poeple start being framed for crimes... or worse, the disabled or vegetative humans become test subjects.

The second you decide one human is worth more than another you start to risk doing some pretty bad stuff down the road...
User avatar #119 to #108 - PedoBearFTW (08/04/2012) [-]
Personally, I don't like people. They're disgusting and mean, they lie, cheat, and steal. Animals are innocent and so much better than people.
User avatar #123 to #119 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Animals would be just as bad as people if they had our cognitive capacity... they don't so their evil is limited.

Fact of the matter is, a life is a life and we cannot judge one as of greater value than another... and since animals are not humans we lack the same value for them... It's all about preserving OUR DNA xD
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User avatar #57 to #56 - PedoBearFTW (08/04/2012) [-]
The Jews were innocent. People in jail for that long are pedophiles, rapist and murderers.
User avatar #67 to #57 - corundum (08/04/2012) [-]
Or, at least that's what a jury decided.
#58 to #57 - leveetothechevy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #59 to #58 - PedoBearFTW (08/04/2012) [-]
haha, ma'am, but thank you, sir.
#113 to #55 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (08/04/2012) [-]
>Aren't human at all
>Let's do some tests on them

Huh, I wonder where I've heard this before...
Can't link because of a new account, but why don't you google "Nazi human experimentation".

'Jews are untermensch, we shall EXPERIMENT ON ZEM."
#10 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Quite right human testing is far better. Or we could just kill them and eat them like other animals.
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#22 to #20 - craigdavid (08/04/2012) [-]
not quite, thats only for things that are complex and really risky to test on humans, it all depends on how smoothly the trials go as to how long it takes
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#25 to #23 - craigdavid (08/04/2012) [-]
im not trying to debate that, im a vegetarian but i study biology and its fairly obvious that its a necessary evil for the survival of our species in general, in my eyes its the same principal as people eating meat, i choose not to take part in the exercise but its going to happen and is necessary one way or the other, and as long as nobody asks me to do it i couldnt give a ****
#127 - boxdweller (08/04/2012) [-]
I dread this day.
I dread this day.
#226 to #127 - thelamalord (08/05/2012) [-]
#9 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
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#8 - HST (08/04/2012) [-]
i wouldnt mind
User avatar #242 - OHaiMark (08/07/2012) [-]
The Secret of Nimh comes to mind
User avatar #238 - chefwurm (08/05/2012) [-]
IT'S DOC GERBIL'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#135 - sirduckalot (08/04/2012) [-]
I don't see why everyone is surprised to see this.
Mice are really the one's doing tests on us; us being in control is an illusion. The mice control us.
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