14 Seconds.... . The time it takes the average mammal to understand the mechanics of a sliding door.. 10 seconds.. the time it takes for me to unzip my pants and get rock hard
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#7 - bakinboy (05/15/2012) [-]
10 seconds.. the time it takes for me to unzip my pants and get rock hard
#135 - lulzinmyroflcopter (05/16/2012) [-]
2 seconds

the time it takes to lock a sliding door
#81 - hhhhhhhh (05/16/2012) [-]
2 seconds: The amount of time it takes me to invite it in for carrots
#4 - SunshineCabbage (05/15/2012) [-]
****					 seeing that on Easter Sunday...
**** seeing that on Easter Sunday...
#44 - claymoar (05/16/2012) [-]
14 seconds, the exact time it takes me to **** so much that it can't even open the door.
#90 - noonehere (05/16/2012) [-]
But... It takes me a full minute to open a sliding door.
#70 - soundofwinter (05/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds
#128 - imangryman (05/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
14 seconds to NOPE and 						*******					 run.
14 seconds to NOPE and ******* run.
#155 - cookiedealer (05/16/2012) [-]
**cookiedealer rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at Facebook lul ** My weapon
#73 - emoteddylion (05/16/2012) [-]
<what you do with those 14 seconds
<what you do with those 14 seconds
User avatar #10 - westonbeast (05/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
14 seconds, the time it takes me to lock the sliding glass door while that thing is trying to get in.
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#11 - simplethoughts (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#86 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (05/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And after that I would invite it to some tea...
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#96 - snugglepuff (05/16/2012) [-]
LOCK IT! LOOOCCCKKK IIITTT!!!
LOCK IT! LOOOCCCKKK IIITTT!!!
#72 - SenatorSnowe (05/16/2012) [-]
Just do as Double D does here.
Just do as Double D does here.
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