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#6 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

I think we can all relate to Hirah the first time we discovered furries were a thing.

#109 to #6 - anon id: 0a528de3

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(10/12/2017)[-]

begone thot

#104 to #6 - daslasher

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(10/12/2017)[-]

i remember the first time i ever heard of furries, anime, hentai and **** like that was in the beginning of middle school and i thought it was the most disgusting weirdest **** ever then by the end of middle school i ended getting into it and i grew more interested in highschool but i denied that i liked it and college was when i was okay with it and accepted it ***** weird yo

#66 to #6 - magicsteel

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I suppose. I mean I suppose I can see why a lot of people would be upset about furry fetish. It doesn't do anything for me, but doesn't bother me either.

I'm aware of many other sexual fetish that most people would find repulsive, but it doesn't bother me. I mean what's the harm in having fantasies involving 9yr old kids or having your GF eating your dump?
I think it's a good thing that we learn to tolerate each other's fetish.. as long as you're not hurting anyone IRL by acting it out. I would even argue that letting your steam off with fantasies would help you not carry it out IRL.
Speaking of which, I totally disapprove decapitating other people IRL.

#40 to #6 - turtleshells

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(10/11/2017)[-]

If you were disgusted, then you must've heated Mickey Mouse and the like as a kid.

#50 to #40 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Well look, I'm not looking for an explanation for this ****, I understand. It's just what some people like and that's that. I'm just stating what my initial reaction to furries was.

#64 to #50 - turtleshells

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(10/12/2017)[-]

**turtleshells used "*roll picture*"**
**turtleshells rolled image**I don't expect a reply, simply because I don't want this to carry out into an argument, but i just hope you know that they aren't all they're made out to be.

#68 to #64 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Hey we're not arguing here, we're just understanding each other's positions. I've met some chill people who are furries, it doesn't really bother me any more. The initial reaction was negative though, as i'm sure you can understand.
Nice roll m8, made me laugh way harder than it should have.

#70 to #68 - turtleshells

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(10/12/2017)[-]

i never said we were arguing

what i meant to say was I didn't want to start one

#43 to #40 - guitarassassin#438 on commentsRank#438

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(10/11/2017)[-]

>Heated

#44 to #43 - turtleshells

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(10/11/2017)[-]

fuc

#29 to #6 - deadadventurer

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(10/11/2017)[-]

When I first heard of furries, it was a guy talking **** about them in World of Warcraft.
Me having no clue as to what a furry was, just thought he talked about feral druids. Basically he said they were disgusting people who sexualised animals and should straight up **** off or something along those lines.

I guess you can imagine my initial confusion.

#12 to #6 - optimussum

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(10/11/2017)[-]

someone finally realises that monster girls and furries are the same damn thing

#73 to #12 - rwino

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(10/12/2017)[-]

That makes as much sense as calling dragons furries.
THEY ARE CALLED FURRIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE FUR OVER THEIR WHOLE BODY, GOD DAMN
a few types of monster girls are furries tho i guess

#15 to #12 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

It's like how people consider traps not gay. Just wish they'd admit it instead of REEEing and thumbing people down who confront them on it.

#47 to #15 - yugiohkris#474 on commentsRank#474

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(10/11/2017)[-]

>>#12, ***** a mermaid is not a furry. Monster girls are not furrys, they have no snout.

#51 to #47 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Well the closest thing to a mermaid is a fish, which has scales, so that would be scalie perhaps? I don't really know of a community that wants to **** fish so that's an anomaly. Is a centaur furry? I mean if you ****** it, the anatomy would be exactly that of a normal horse, but it doesn't have a snout. Even so, you're practically ******* a horse at that point so that's furry. Maybe you could argue that if the hands and legs are replaced by animal parts and maybe a few animal facial features, that's monster girl. Anything else would be furry. Would that be a fair definition?

#54 to #51 - RyudenTamarashi

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(10/12/2017)[-]

when it comes to centaurs, i suppose it matters which end you ****, considering they are half strictly human, half strictly horse~

On the whole though, Monster girls are just Furry-lite, you're still a furry, we all know it, you're just in denial Scalies and furries are under the same category so don't feel a need to make a distinction when generalising the fandom, there is enough cross over

#61 to #54 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I wonder if they could accept Furry-lite as a descriptor. Sounds accurate and fair.

#63 to #61 - RyudenTamarashi

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(10/12/2017)[-]

true~ I mean I find some of them, say, from monster musume (spider and horse lady in that case) to be weirder/more furry than the furry stuff I like, but i mean, its w/e (mind you I also like weirder monster girls so... Pic related)

#69 to #63 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/12/2017)[-]

is that a horseshoe crab lady?

#96 to #69 - RyudenTamarashi

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(10/12/2017)[-]

she's a praetor, and the best damned White alligned Villan (in a game with 5 colours, she's in the white one, the opposite of their species progenitors which were all in black, and eventually spread to the other colours)

#93 to #69 - alexandervascus

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite of New Phyrexia from MTG
They have my favorite art

#17 to #15 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

which reminds me, as a gayboi.
Traps ARE gay.
That's what makes them fun.
But I always say to be fair, if traps are the only male you'd ****, you're bisexual at most, I think it's that "if you like traps you,re a massive cock loving faggot who has no interest in women at all" that makes them reee.

#34 to #17 - midfir

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(10/11/2017)[-]

As someone who likes traps for their femininity and is comfortable with his sexuality I wouldn't mind calling myself bisexual but it is just really inconvenient.

I could go around telling everybody I am bisexual, but as soon as a guy hit on me I would have to turn them down. In reality I am attracted to maybe 10% of the real life traps I have seen, and since there aren't many traps this means basically know one I will meet in a life time. Calling myself bisexual would be impractical and confusing in discussion. Especially since the traps I would be attracted to would be posing as female in the first place.

Sexuality is not as black and white as the gay/straight labels would make you believe, as much as funnyjunk hates it it is a spectrum, everyone has preferences and gay/straight are just the largest common demoninantor you have in terms of sexuality. Calling yourself bisexual because you like traps is like calling yourself a coffee drinker even though you hate it except for pumpkin spice latte's.

Picture related it is a boy I would go gay for.

#67 to #34 - ZenMacros

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(10/12/2017)[-]

I'm the same way. I like girls, and I like girls with dicks. I wouldn't say I'm bisexual because that implies like both men and women, and I don't like men. But there's no special word for guys who like girls and traps. Trans girls would just say you're straight, but even though I typically recognize them as girls, I have a hard time calling someone who'd attracted to someone with a dick 100% straight. "Mostly straight" is the term I've come up with, but people don't know what that is, so I'd have to explain it. It's easiest to just say I'm straight.

#59 to #34 - Scubasage

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Nah man, it's not about whether you like traps or not. It's about whether you still like them even after knowing they were a trap.

Like you said, being attracted to the feminine aspects is normal. It's when you find out that they aren't female, if you're still attracted, that's where the gay comes in. If you are no longer attracted, then you're straight.

Liking traps is gay because it's implied you like them because they are feminine men, rather than because they are feminine.

#135 to #59 - midfir

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Yeah I am going here with the notion that you like traps even if you find out they have a dick. I don't mind the penis which would make me bisexual, but I dislike any other masculine traits like muscular builds and a strong jawline. Which is why I think calling myself bisexual is counter productive.

#37 to #34 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

FJ doesn,t mind SEXUALITY being a spectrum
FJ minds gender being a spectrum

#88 to #37 - danular

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(10/12/2017)[-]

This song should not soothe me... But it does...

#81 to #37 - anon id: 726a2eeb

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(10/12/2017)[-]

"traps r ghey admit it hurr durr faggotz"
yea nah

#57 to #37 - hmguitarist

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(10/12/2017)[-]

XX
XY

Only retards can't tell the difference.

#128 to #57 - anon id: 835e4a89

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(10/12/2017)[-]

That's sex
Gender being a spectrum is more along the lines of "A dude can be closer to what we regard as a woman, or he can be the pinnacle of masculinity who wrestles bears for fun."
It's about what gender roles you fulfil.

Tumblr and SJWs of course love to bastardize stuff so they can apply "special" labels to themselves. You don't need a billion terms like demigender or whatever to explain your individual personality

#38 to #37 - midfir

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Just the other day there was a post that said that there is only male/female/trans, gay/straight/bisexual.

I am not saying everybody thinks this, but I like making sweeping generalizations regarding funnyjunk. And the word spectrum in itself almost has this aura of hate ability around it right now, so that's why I said that.

#39 to #38 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

yes, the male female thing, that's the genders.
Sexuality is fixed by a bit relaxed, not quite on a spectrum
There's two extremes. Gay and Straight, and there's everything in between, none of that "I am sexually attracted to fictional squirrels when I'm drunk" sexuality ********.

#41 to #39 - midfir

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Yeah I said spectrum because I wasn't quite sure what to call it, I would call all fetishes also part of your sexuality. It's more of a melting pot of random **** you find sexually arousing. Regardless Gay/straight are just labels used to quickly see if someone is a potential partner and to categorize in the broadest sense.

#7 to #6 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

not really.
By the time I got to furries I already knew the internet could fetishize everything.
If anything, how popular it was is what surprised me.

#145 to #7 - anon id: c2ee20fe

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Not really by the time I could internet I was already a furry.

#32 to #7 - anon id: 25412088

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Furries should be culled.

#21 to #7 - abattur

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(10/11/2017)[-]

In that case you just don't know furries. You lucky bastard.
It's not the fetish, who gives a **** about that, but the assblasting retardness and ************** people that compose furries. Wherever they prop up and are not immediately removed, they will _kill_ that website.

There is a GOOD reason why furries are usually either directly banned from a site or forced to a containment board.

#122 to #21 - anon id: 33a7eff8

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(10/12/2017)[-]

this is one of the most delusional comments i have ever read, ever, in ten+ years on the internet.

#28 to #21 - austinboyer

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(10/11/2017)[-]

I don't know man, I've been here a while and the site is still standing.

#99 to #28 - treefox

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Yep. Cause we have a ******* containment board.

Seriously, they were running rampant several years ago and spammed content and comments with furry ****.

#146 to #99 - throwawaynumbers

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Idk man, i still see monster girl content daily browsing front page.

#152 to #146 - treefox

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Trust me, its much better than it uses to be. Not only were they taking up every post on the front page, they were spamming the comment secrion with their ********.

#157 to #152 - throwawaynumbers

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(10/13/2017)[-]

I just find it hilarious how many people will **** all over furries, while going nuts over monster girls at the same time. i hope someone bought a warehouse because no closet is big enough here.

#158 to #157 - treefox

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(10/13/2017)[-]

I think we're talking about the people that make up curries, not the art itself.

#132 to #99 - redrepeater

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Just like us "Bronies", huh?
Good riddance, an I right?

#153 to #132 - treefox

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Yeah, bronies were cancerous too.

Thank God youve mostly died out. Sure, you still pop up here and there, but its not as bad as it once was.

#8 to #7 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Well, I was exposed via TF2 sprays and by exposed I'm talking 3 tag fetish tier abominations. And that was my first encounter with the furry fandom.

#9 to #8 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

My first interaction with MLP though was different.
At first it was just casual mentions, and a few reaction pics here and there
I thought it was because of some abridged series that came out, I mean DBZA was popular as all hell during that time I wouldn't have been surprised if there was another abridged series that was loved so much.
But then I slowly learned.
No, it's not ironic.
It's genuine.

Over the years I've come to tolerate to somewhat enjoy the people that casually enjoy MLP.
It's already better than the cringe comp tier **** we see.

#127 to #9 - anon id: 835e4a89

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(10/12/2017)[-]

Cringe comp people are always either the hyper extreme, or jokes people didn't realise were jokes.

#13 to #9 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

Kinda ended up on the brony train back in 2011, towards the end of the first season. It was good for a while, then I got bored of it and looked for something else to watch. It really wasn't until I was on the outside looking in that I saw what a ******** the brony fandom was to the average person. And now the Rick and Morty fandom is the new cringe source.

#14 to #13 - dehnoobshow#362 on commentsRank#362 [OP]

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(10/11/2017)[-]

I sort of always feel bad for those fandoms, I love JoJo and during the "HOLY **** IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE" period I realized what could've been happening to the fandoms.

a loud minority being obnoxious ruining the image of the fandom for everyone.

#18 to #14 - howaminotdeadyet

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(10/11/2017)[-]

It's really easy to be deterred by a bunch of cringy autists to something amazing and fun. Tragic when you think about how many people have missed out on great shows because of toxic fan reputation.

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