I think I have a problem

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY BLAZE FARM

I do not hoard sheep, I only have 4.





I hoard everything else.

next to the chickens

here piggy piggy piggy!

I too like the chickens!

all the eggs...

about 2 eggs a second :P

so many chickens

vvut game is that? looks interesting.

Battlefield 3.

Three possible event can happen here.
1. Minecraft just crashes
2. Everything goes fine
3. Your computer melts down and explodes from all the stress put on it

Tell me what's wrong with this, I seriously don't see it.

Sex and bacon?

One is the ultimate happiness a man can achieve, and the other is sex!

Actually, in the newest update, you can only breed pigs by using carrots.

so somebody is cooking me bacon letting me eat it an then have sex with them? that sounds great

What kind of villager breeding farm should I make?

Is that what happened to you?

Very funny Rin.

I laughed way too fucking hard

Well shit, Im on this account. that was unintended.

you can use sand and dirt, as long as it is next to water

Any ground as long as it's next to water. Reeds/sugar cane is hard to find but you get ridiculous returns.

I saw somewhere that it grows faster on sand. And, it's not like wheat where it can be up to 4 spaces away from water. It has to be right next to it and can't be diagonal, either.

That's true. I don't know if it grows faster on sand because I've only ever grown it on dirt. You still end up getting 200% returns within a minecraft day or two.

Thanks, awesome people!

yeah. I don't remember but I don't think it has to be sand.

--------= water
~~~~ = sugar canes..


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amd so on... just remember put them near water.