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German's guide to Minecraft

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#7 - sidathon (01/09/2013) [-]
[no offence intended]   
   
Middle Eastern guy's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Be a creeper   
   
French man's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Find Mob Spawner   
2) Build underground tunnels to use   
3) Surrender   
   
American's guide to minecraft:   
1) Find creeper   
2) Let it blow a part of your house   
3) Raid its spawning grounds   
   
Greek's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Spend all resources on food   
2) Find village   
3) Ask for resources   
   
African's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Do what you're doing already
[no offence intended]

Middle Eastern guy's guide to Minecraft:
1) Be a creeper

French man's guide to Minecraft:
1) Find Mob Spawner
2) Build underground tunnels to use
3) Surrender

American's guide to minecraft:
1) Find creeper
2) Let it blow a part of your house
3) Raid its spawning grounds

Greek's guide to Minecraft:
1) Spend all resources on food
2) Find village
3) Ask for resources

African's guide to Minecraft:
1) Do what you're doing already
User avatar #21 to #7 - ASDLSD (01/09/2013) [-]
inb4 top comment.
User avatar #9 to #7 - tylerconnell (01/09/2013) [-]
******* LOST it at the African's Guide. LOL

+1 4 u
User avatar #11 to #7 - xzynth (01/09/2013) [-]
this ^
#49 to #7 - averagesol (01/10/2013) [-]
You're amazing
You're amazing
#22 to #7 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #7 - foelkera (01/09/2013) [-]
Russian guide to minecraft:
1. Be offered half of the land that an army of mobs is invading
2. Be attacked, end up being invaded by the mobs
3. Drive them back from your cities, kill many while the rest freeze to death because he supply trucks are frozen
4. Firebomb Berlin
#1 - nightstar (01/09/2013) [-]
5.
#38 to #1 - ethiopia ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
That is ****** up but I'm loving it!
#20 to #1 - breakfastlunch (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, that's dark.
Oh, that's dark.
#3 - tjballer (01/09/2013) [-]
*Saw on reddit*
User avatar #4 to #3 - theonewhoderps (01/09/2013) [-]
that texture pack....
User avatar #6 to #4 - lazulim (01/09/2013) [-]
I think it may be John Smith but I'm not sure
User avatar #19 to #6 - spamakaze (01/09/2013) [-]
^^ it is :)
+1
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#15 - germanperv (01/09/2013) [-]
**** you OP dont tell them my tactic
#45 - FAILtim (01/10/2013) [-]
the instructions weren't clear enough.
User avatar #48 to #45 - dustyshane (01/10/2013) [-]
Got enough FOV there?
#23 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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Minecraft. Australia
User avatar #28 to #23 - raynagrimm (01/09/2013) [-]
i play it for the plot
User avatar #32 to #23 - bakonforall ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
If it was Australia, those would be spiders.
#27 to #23 - sharm (01/09/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? That's Minecraft New Zealand, obviously.
User avatar #33 - Jackimole (01/10/2013) [-]
>Minecraft
>Meincraft
>Meinkraft
>Meinkamft
>Meinkampf
>Mein Kampf
User avatar #14 - stuartbewbzz (01/09/2013) [-]
MEINCRAFT!
#29 to #14 - laxxy (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #14 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
Meinkraft!
#17 to #16 - stuartbewbzz (01/09/2013) [-]
NO!

MEIN!
#25 to #17 - giygasman (01/09/2013) [-]
MIEN! NACHOS!
#31 - barabajagala (01/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 - dearlybeloved (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm German and I approve this message
User avatar #37 - ihatem (01/10/2013) [-]
The war? Damn a LOT must have happened during step 5
#41 - asmathiel (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh god... I'm going to hell for that but i just launched my minecraft to do this.
User avatar #44 to #41 - thewellhungarian (01/10/2013) [-]
Please, for the love of God, post pics when you are done.
User avatar #51 to #44 - asmathiel (01/10/2013) [-]
Okay. In a few hours it should be done.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thewellhungarian (01/10/2013) [-]
No rush, take all the time you need; haste makes waste!
#2 - John Cena (01/09/2013) [-]
BURN ALL THE JEW BURN ALL THE JEW
HEIL HITLER
#43 - thereal (01/10/2013) [-]
The Golem is a Jewish legend, a rabbi created him from clay to protect his kinsmen
User avatar #46 to #43 - Nihatclodra (01/10/2013) [-]
אמת
#5 - taurusguy (01/09/2013) [-]
If you were hitler would you not kill yourself? The amount of people that were murdered, you would be sentenced to rot in prison (i wouldnt kill someone like that, its too easy of a punishment) and no regular prison, they would build a special prison just for you.
User avatar #8 to #5 - shaneac (01/09/2013) [-]
Plus the gas bill was high as **** .
#10 to #8 - taurusguy (01/09/2013) [-]
He did get a lot of gold donated to him by the jews
#47 - therealbrett (01/10/2013) [-]
German's Guide to Minecraft:
1. Find village
2. Build steel fence around it
3. Replace all buildings with ****** shacks
4. Build guard towers and make Iron Golem and Snow Golem guards
5. ????
6. Kill yourself when you realize you lost the game
User avatar #53 - neonnurse (01/10/2013) [-]
when there was a preview pic on the frontpage that read "the jews did this" I seriously expected it to say "1. Gather supplies and build a house. 2. Begin to gather treasures and riches. 3. Horde of ninja creepers sneak up and destroy everything that you have. 4. ????? 5. Blame the jews"
User avatar #50 - snakefire (01/10/2013) [-]
Does anyone know of a 24/7 minecraft server I could play on?
User avatar #54 to #50 - theholyfrog (01/18/2013) [-]
murdercraft is really cool
User avatar #55 to #50 - skyrimturtles (01/21/2013) [-]
there used to be an epic server called geminus.
Devoted staff of over 100 magical fairy princesss (of which i was one)
and if a hacker or griefer was found we would use our own hacks to keep them on the server, disable their hacks, and change them to survival. We then put them into a giant replica of the Roman Colosseum and opened a gate full of over a thousand hostile mobs. We would teleport every server member to the arena to watch as the owner kept opening more gates. One for creepers, zombies, skeletons, ghasts, blazes, and spiders. It was AWESOME but sadly when 1.3 came out the server got messed up during the bukkit update and it hasn't existed since
User avatar #42 - robotvoice (01/10/2013) [-]
i've actually built a prison around my villager breeder.
User avatar #40 - summerbreeze (01/10/2013) [-]
keinen kommentar^^
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