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German's guide to Minecraft

 
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#7 - sidathon
Reply +139
(01/09/2013) [-]
[no offence intended]   
   
Middle Eastern guy's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Be a creeper   
   
French man's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Find Mob Spawner   
2) Build underground tunnels to use   
3) Surrender   
   
American's guide to minecraft:   
1) Find creeper   
2) Let it blow a part of your house   
3) Raid its spawning grounds   
   
Greek's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Spend all resources on food   
2) Find village   
3) Ask for resources   
   
African's guide to Minecraft:   
1) Do what you're doing already
[no offence intended]

Middle Eastern guy's guide to Minecraft:
1) Be a creeper

French man's guide to Minecraft:
1) Find Mob Spawner
2) Build underground tunnels to use
3) Surrender

American's guide to minecraft:
1) Find creeper
2) Let it blow a part of your house
3) Raid its spawning grounds

Greek's guide to Minecraft:
1) Spend all resources on food
2) Find village
3) Ask for resources

African's guide to Minecraft:
1) Do what you're doing already
#21 to #7 - ASDLSD
Reply 0
(01/09/2013) [-]
inb4 top comment.
#9 to #7 - tylerconnell
Reply +1
(01/09/2013) [-]
******* LOST it at the African's Guide. LOL

+1 4 u
#11 to #7 - xzynth
Reply +1
(01/09/2013) [-]
this ^
#49 to #7 - averagesol
Reply +2
(01/10/2013) [-]
You're amazing
You're amazing
#22 to #7 - felixjarl
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(01/09/2013) [-]
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#18 to #7 - foelkera
Reply +10
(01/09/2013) [-]
Russian guide to minecraft:
1. Be offered half of the land that an army of mobs is invading
2. Be attacked, end up being invaded by the mobs
3. Drive them back from your cities, kill many while the rest freeze to death because he supply trucks are frozen
4. Firebomb Berlin
#1 - nightstar
Reply +102
(01/09/2013) [-]
5.
#38 to #1 - ethiopia
Reply +4
(01/10/2013) [-]
That is ****** up but I'm loving it!
#30 to #1 - applejackhf ONLINE
Reply +5
(01/10/2013) [-]
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#20 to #1 - breakfastlunch
Reply +15
(01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, that's dark.
Oh, that's dark.
#3 - tjballer
Reply +51
(01/09/2013) [-]
*Saw on reddit*
#4 to #3 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(01/09/2013) [-]
that texture pack....
#6 to #4 - lazulim
Reply +3
(01/09/2013) [-]
I think it may be John Smith but I'm not sure
#19 to #6 - spamakaze
Reply +1
(01/09/2013) [-]
^^ it is :)
#12 to #4 - publesstroll **User deleted account**
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#14 - stuartbewbzz
Reply +24
(01/09/2013) [-]
MEINCRAFT!
#16 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2013) [-]
Meinkraft!
#17 to #16 - stuartbewbzz
Reply +8
(01/09/2013) [-]
NO!

MEIN!
#25 to #17 - giygasman
Reply -2
(01/09/2013) [-]
MIEN! NACHOS!
#29 to #14 - laxxy
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(01/09/2013) [-]
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#15 - germanperv
Reply +17
(01/09/2013) [-]
**** you OP dont tell them my tactic
#45 - FAILtim
Reply +13
(01/10/2013) [-]
the instructions weren't clear enough.
#48 to #45 - dustyshane
Reply +1
(01/10/2013) [-]
Got enough FOV there?
#23 - felixjarl
Reply +13
(01/09/2013) [-]
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Minecraft. Australia
#28 to #23 - raynagrimm
Reply +4
(01/09/2013) [-]
i play it for the plot
#32 to #23 - bakonforall
Reply +6
(01/10/2013) [-]
If it was Australia, those would be spiders.
#27 to #23 - sharm
Reply +9
(01/09/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? That's Minecraft New Zealand, obviously.
#33 - Jackimole
Reply +12
(01/10/2013) [-]
>Minecraft
>Meincraft
>Meinkraft
>Meinkamft
>Meinkampf
>Mein Kampf
#31 - barabajagala
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(01/10/2013) [-]
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#39 - dearlybeloved
Reply +7
(01/10/2013) [-]
I'm German and I approve this message