Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me dethklok
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Songs.... I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my deth seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody me

I ejaculate fire!
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my deth seed
CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess, bubbles´╗┐ with heat
Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering
IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins.
Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING!

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#26 - iamcraig (03/20/2013) [-]
Did someone say Dethklok?
Did someone say Dethklok?
#74 to #26 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.   
When is the last season coming out???
As that .gif depicts, Dethcock.
When is the last season coming out???
User avatar #30 to #26 - Kirbyman (03/20/2013) [-]
Winston Sexton.

Ghost Demon ****** Arsonist.
#41 to #30 - triggathepirate (03/20/2013) [-]
Mark my words.   
I'll be back.   
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.   
I'll be 			*******		 back.
Mark my words.
I'll be back.
Whether you read this in a couple hours. Or tomorrow.
I'll be ******* back.
#24 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
#23 - Rockaman (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW
#12 - thunderpony (03/19/2013) [-]
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#22 - mtndewisgreat (03/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - zoidz (03/20/2013) [-]
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! 			****		 was crazy on that season finale!
When the hell is the new season going to come out?! **** was crazy on that season finale!
#72 to #53 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Let's hope soon.
#59 to #53 - schneidend (03/20/2013) [-]
Bro, what the **** did you just do?!
#82 to #59 - zoidz (03/20/2013) [-]
I killed your 'god'!! Now answer me!
User avatar #8 - SognaVetr (03/19/2013) [-]
Cannibal Corpse: "I Cum Blood"
#42 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
Dethklok thread?
Dethklok thread?
User avatar #55 to #42 - floopdawhoop (03/20/2013) [-]
Where can I watch this?
User avatar #56 to #55 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
I think there's quite a few episodes on youtube, too.
User avatar #90 to #55 - spawnsy (06/20/2013) [-]
netflix
#46 to #42 - habanaro (03/20/2013) [-]
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#58 to #42 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
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hell yes
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User avatar #21 - kunir (03/19/2013) [-]
I got ****** with a knife and I cum blood
User avatar #62 to #21 - cossackwhoop (03/20/2013) [-]
I have those two exact songs,
User avatar #31 to #21 - Demanufacture (03/20/2013) [-]
Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt, also.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Demanufacture (03/20/2013) [-]
Nice!
#70 - lastofthedovakhiin (03/20/2013) [-]
Explooooddde!!!!
#38 - thenewnuggubler (03/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - darxus (03/20/2013) [-]
I had to stop drinking caffeinated soda because it makes my semen caustic. I'm not the only one. Mountain Dew was one of the worst.
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (03/19/2013) [-]
There's actually a movie called Taxidermia where a guy has fire come out of his dick
#73 - batcatman **User deleted account** (03/20/2013) [-]
The dethalbum III was deffinently my favorite one yet
#78 to #73 - triggerhappysniper (03/20/2013) [-]
here you go my dear sir
here you go my dear sir
User avatar #68 - slatersniper (03/20/2013) [-]
Is this what happens when you **** a Mexican chick?
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