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User avatar #50 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
>Metallica

>Metal

Do you guys actually listen to metal? Metallica's complete **** .
#82 to #50 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
Mfw you kids getting mad
#85 to #82 - tffan (07/08/2012) [-]
Half true. Up until 1991 with the release of the Black Album, Metallica was the most unstoppable metal band in the world.
This was thanks to Cliff Burton's deep knowledge of music theory which contributed to the band tremedously. Things went
downhill for Metaliica when Burton died in 1986 because Cliff and Hetfield were the sole song writers and arrangers in
the band. With Cliff gone, Hetfield became responsible for writing riffs and some arranging while Lars Ulrich, the drummer,
was left to all arranging; which he came to suck at along with his drumming. Although Burton was gone,
Metallica still had a little steam left and wrote thier last great album, ...And Justice For All, using some riff ideas
and arrangements Cliff made years back during the Master of Puppets era. My only complaint about the album is the the
new bass player, Jason Newstead, is barely audible on the recording.When it came time to write another album in
1990, Metallica was on their own. They began to make mistakes.They slowed their songs down to the point of almost
changing genres. It took Metallica a year and a half to write and record the album. The worst mistake was getting Bob
Rock as the producer, who totally steered them away from their thrash roots and turned them into a mainstream band by
sacrificing their harsh, fast sound and soloing and introducing them to a more punk sound, especially in the Load and
Reload albums, which sucked. Around 1993-94ish Hetfield lost his voiced and could never sing the same way again.
User avatar #86 to #85 - tffan (07/08/2012) [-]
The
band got real cocky becuase of their fame and began to cut corners when playing live. Hammett would get sloppy when
soloing. Ulrich wouldn't double kick on certain songs. James can barely hold a note when singing. They wouldn't play certain songs
that are highly difficult. In fact, Metallica rarely plays any of the songs from AJFA except One, Shortest Straw, and
Harvester of Sorrow. The band got old. Playing metal isn't for old people. Most of all, they came to love money instead of
loving making good music. Their albums keep getting worse. I AM NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THAT ABOMINATION KNOWN AS ST. ANGER.
So in summary, Metallica sucks today because, their first bass player died, they sold out their thrashiness to attract
a broader range of listeners and to make more money, they got old and sloppy, They got Bob Rock to produce their albums,
and lastly, they got cocky and became infatuated with themselves.
User avatar #88 to #86 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#65 to #50 - mitchellking (07/08/2012) [-]
Faggot who thinks its cool to say popular metal bands suck
User avatar #66 to #65 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
>Implying Metallica is Metal
User avatar #67 to #66 - mitchellking (07/08/2012) [-]
You're an idiot and stop trying to greentext stop sucking 4chans titties...
User avatar #73 to #67 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
Why are you mad though?
User avatar #81 to #73 - mitchellking (07/08/2012) [-]
0mg ur such a tr0ll maztar!!@!!! XDXDXDXDXD=P=P!!!!!
User avatar #52 to #50 - walkingdisaster (07/08/2012) [-]
There first 2 albums were good, but once Cliff died they dive bombed.
User avatar #59 to #52 - Florence (07/08/2012) [-]
>First 2
>Cliff died

... he died after the third one.
User avatar #90 to #59 - walkingdisaster (07/08/2012) [-]
I know, but i dont think master of puppets is a good album. Its better than anything they put out afterwords, bu i dont think its good. But once cliff died is when they really started to suck.
User avatar #91 to #90 - Florence (07/08/2012) [-]
Master is my second favorite by them. I don't think I can name a better chromatic riff than the title track to that album.
User avatar #54 to #52 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
They were DECENT at that point, but seriously. If people here actually listened to metal and not just Metallica they would know there are better out there.
User avatar #71 to #54 - RequieminMortis (07/08/2012) [-]
There are much better acts out there, yes, but when 95% of the metalheads who tell me Metallica is **** are faggots who don't consider anything metal if the singer isn't pig-squealing or growling into a microphone, I'm less inclined to give half a **** about their personal opinion.
User avatar #60 to #54 - metalguitarest (07/08/2012) [-]
Up to ...And Justice for All is when they were good. Sure they're are better bands out there but if you've ever seen the Metal Biography everyone admits that with out Metallica's release, metal would be dead. Plus, They aren't all that bad.
User avatar #63 to #60 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
I can't deny that it was them who kept the Metal alive, but seriously.





It's Metallica.
User avatar #84 to #76 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
I REGRET NOTHING
User avatar #72 to #63 - metalguitarest (07/08/2012) [-]
Like I said, to each their own. Everyone has their own taste and if I could recommend a band you may enjoy Overkill but I am pretty sure you've heard of them if you are a Thrash fan
User avatar #70 to #63 - metalguitarest (07/08/2012) [-]
What's your point? So what if it's "Metallica." They are a good band, just because you don't like them doesn't make them **** . Have you heard Dyer's Eve? That solo is ******* incredible and they do it great live. They've gotten so much older but they still have their hard and fast stage presence. To each their own my friend. I don't like Megadeth but I am not flaunting all their flaws (mostly Mustaine) and saying they suck because truth is they have some great **** , especially with Chris Broderick being there, So get off their dick already
User avatar #78 to #70 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
I was just trolling. I knew these kids would get mad If I insulted their precious Metallica, LOL. They should really listen to something else apart from Metallica though.
User avatar #80 to #78 - metalguitarest (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude, you sound like you're 12. That isn't trolling that's being obnoxious and ignorant. People can listen to what they please. Sure, we crack jokes about Beiber and Lil Wayne all the time but it's a group laugh and no one actually cares. you just sound stupid man.
User avatar #83 to #80 - jirichi (07/08/2012) [-]
Being obnoxious and ignorant is what trolling is, buddy.
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