Metal as fuck. Am I using this channel right?.. Cough "Slut".


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#3 - evelynrrr (05/26/2013) [-]
Cough "Slut".
#22 to #3 - bandal (05/26/2013) [-]
am I right?
#1 - chocolatemilkshake (05/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #1 - IbeTrollinFewl ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Now how did that feel you stupid little **** ?
User avatar #2 to #1 - barbwirepain (05/26/2013) [-]
that made me LOL more then the post
#4 to #2 - arkytior (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 to #4 - uzerc (05/26/2013) [-]
That made him laugh out loud more, then the post happened.
#16 to #4 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
you arent funny, youre just a virgin neckbearded faggot who thinks theyre superior because they correct typos and grammatical errors
#24 to #16 - hahafunnyuwhore (05/26/2013) [-]
said anon
said anon
#62 to #16 - terowrath **User deleted account** (05/28/2013) [-]
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#14 to #1 - fastpoke (05/26/2013) [-]
the mother is blinking and thinking "well... that one is retarded"
#6 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/26/2013) [-]
The cupcake this guy just prepared
i don't know his name
User avatar #37 to #6 - haunterbrony (05/26/2013) [-]
************* Rammstein.
#7 to #6 - coolpotato (05/26/2013) [-]
it's Till Lindemann
it's Till Lindemann
User avatar #8 to #7 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/26/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir.
User avatar #9 to #8 - coolpotato (05/26/2013) [-]
kein problem
#17 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
One fourth of July I decided to hook together 72 roman candles. I taped them in bundles of three and had one main fuse coming out of each bundle. Then I set it up and tied all 24 main fuses together. Later that night I lit the bundle with a blow torch to set it off and the fireball just from the fuses burnt off hair up to my elbow. In hindsight it might have been better to have one fuse that would burn down into the bundle.

<--------- Pic related: It's the roman candle set-up. Sorry about the picture quality.
User avatar #31 to #17 - arizonastar (05/26/2013) [-]
I taped 1000 (not kidding) sparklers (with the metal sticks) and wrapped in like 10 rolls of duct tape, and had a tier leading to the cake, and that ****** literally exploded violently, was pretty cool.
User avatar #32 to #31 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
That's just dumb.
User avatar #45 to #32 - holybronybatman (05/26/2013) [-]
You think that **** is dumb? My friend's uncle, gave him directions on how to make ******* weapons with house appliances. I don't even know how his uncle knew all of it. Him and I shoot an old abandoned car with a flaming golf ball out of a tube.
User avatar #33 to #32 - arizonastar (05/26/2013) [-]
ya i agree. as kids we did all kinds of **** , also seen tennis ball mortors with gasoline, never had a chance to make one tho
#43 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
Here is a pic of my tubes. I usually put the show on with a buddy of mine so this is only about half of our set-up I do everything completely legal aside from the fact that I don't have my license and I don't purchase insurance. But we shoot on private land and our local fire department even shows up with their truck, just in case.
#42 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
After that you have to "paste" it. Basically you paper mache the shell until it is hard and the same diameter as the tube. I also put on the lift charge which lifts the shell to the appropriate height and lights the timing fuse. On this shell I attached a rising effect which is also lit by the lift charge and will burn bright white all the way up. Lastly I pasted two labels on them as required by kansas state display fireworks code. One includes my name, address, shell size and type, and the other, as you can see here, has a warning on it.
#41 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
Then you join the two sides with tape. You can see the size of my shell compared to the size of a normal shell you can buy in the store.
#40 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
In this picture you can see the filling which is composed of rice hulls that have been coated in finely ground black powder. That's what make it explode.
#38 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
Inside of the shell. Inside those two straws are "Chinese Timing fuse" set to burn the same amount of time as it will take for it to go from ground to it's apex. Arranged along the outside wall is the "stars" that you see burning in the sky. This one was blue.
#35 to #33 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
I actually used to make my own fireworks from scratch. I spent about 100 hours researching how to safely build my them and then bought some chemicals and started out making three inch round mortar shells and worked my way up to five inch shells. I have the stuff to build an 8" shell but I've never gotten around to it. I also help out putting on the city firework display every year. We get to shoot about $20,000 worth of fireworks a year.

<-------- Here is a picture of some of the ones I made a few years back. I'm going to put a couple more on here too.
#50 to #35 - gloriouschad (05/26/2013) [-]
I want to put it all in a fire.
#18 to #17 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (05/26/2013) [-]
Here is a close up with better picture quality.
User avatar #23 - optimussum (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm actually tired of Tumblrfags using "metal" as a synonym for badass

I love metal and everything, but it just loses it's novelty if people keep saying it
#59 - hentaisweetie (05/27/2013) [-]
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#49 - mooghens (05/26/2013) [-]
In Denmark we make these kind of cakes for childrens birthdays, with candles littered over it along with candy, and this brown sugar/butter mixture which makes it look like a ****** . Then, when we have lit the candles, we all chant the birthday song, let the birthday fag blow out the candles, and then we cut the cake ******** throat before eating him.
User avatar #21 - arkantos (05/26/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in Till Lindemann's lunchbox.
User avatar #47 to #21 - legitzmigitz (05/26/2013) [-]
Feuer Frei!
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#11 - mustis (05/26/2013) [-]
Even in the content you cant avoid advertisements....
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#13 - turbodoosh ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Bitch please you got nothing on turtle's cake.
He's so badass he used cigarettes as candles.
Plus he's just chillen with hot bitches all day.
#64 - bronifiedguitarist (02/15/2014) [-]
Mmm, Memories...
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