Lyrics. |m|. min. My absolute favorit "Raped by Elephants" by from the Album "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy": I was visiting in africa two months ago My goal was to Ride the puppets
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User avatar #231 to #108 - PadreRasta (04/15/2013) [-]
Oh God, i can only imagine all those weird guys with makeup dripping off their faces under a hot summer sun...
#200 to #47 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Mute first video.
Play this videos music - [url deleted]
Watch first movie.
Enjoy.
User avatar #73 to #47 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
can you link me the source pls
User avatar #96 to #93 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
thank you, kind sir
User avatar #97 to #96 - pulluspardus (04/15/2013) [-]
No problem
User avatar #82 to #73 - vladhellsing (04/15/2013) [-]
No idea, found it in the comments a while back.
User avatar #84 to #82 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
i've seen the video before. someone else got the source?
#17 - massiveguilt (04/15/2013) [-]
My absolute favorit "Raped by Elephants" by ********* from the Album "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy":

I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was ********* by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely ****** up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed ***** on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

Link to the Song /watch?v=B0zhXQdmnI0
#153 to #17 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
My favorite is Can You Quack Like a Duck
Link: [url deleted]
#205 to #17 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
But that's not Death Metal, it's Porno Gore Grind
User avatar #158 to #17 - thelegitmetalhead (04/15/2013) [-]
That sounds like something out of /b/.
User avatar #115 to #17 - mrthezho (04/15/2013) [-]
All I heard was pig grunts...
#126 to #17 - captainwow (04/15/2013) [-]
I love when people tell me Dethmetal is noting but screaming, and all the "how can you listen to that, you can't understand a word they're saying".

I want everyone who ever said that to listen to this. Dethmetal doesn't sound so bad all of a sudden, does it?
#37 to #17 - spankcakes (04/15/2013) [-]
"My absolute favorit "Raped by Elephants" by ********* from the Album "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy""

Pretty ******* deep, I'd say...
User avatar #98 to #17 - greenwithenvy (04/15/2013) [-]
was expecting "elephant is love, elephant is life" at the end.
User avatar #23 to #17 - drastronomy (04/15/2013) [-]
But....there is no lyrics in the song


just


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IMA FUKKEN HIGH DOLPHIN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #22 to #17 - babbysmithy (04/15/2013) [-]
brööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö, bröbröbröbröbör
#27 to #17 - finalfaptasy (04/15/2013) [-]
How about Gutrot with Teabagging the Dead?

Dip, drop your scrotum down into the mouth of this unpeaceful dead corpse
Dip, sack shrivels up, dried cold saliva, teabag the dead
My pleasure
From this dead sibling
That I have just killed
For my teabagging
It feels grand
Dip, drop your scrotum down into the mouth of this unpeaceful dead corpse
Dip, sack shrivels up, dried cold saliva, teabag the dead
My hand on cock
Balls in its mouth
Start to beat off
Ready to cum on her dead face
Blood pumps into my rod with enthusiasm, exciting me
Body tenses up I feel the urge to splooge on her forehead
Erupting thick beads of babies on her sinking face
Dead teeth scrape my balls, best feeling ever while getting off
Kind of feel guilty, for this obscene action I've done
Wouldn't have happened, if I wasn't horny off the family portrait
#29 to #27 - massiveguilt (04/15/2013) [-]
How lovely!
But no really, the drumplaying in this song kicks ass
#60 to #17 - xathos (04/15/2013) [-]
this guy's vocal cords must be bleeding by the end of this song, he's just violently growling during the whole thing lol
User avatar #39 to #17 - tylosaurus ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
There's no singing in that..
#63 - amil (04/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - organiclead (04/15/2013) [-]
To be fair, posting any lyrics to Facebook is a pretty terrible move.
User avatar #173 to #14 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I see it like posting quotes. If there's a specific lyric I like or that inspires me, I'll share it. Don't care if no one sees it.
User avatar #18 to #14 - notsureifanon (04/15/2013) [-]
Unless it's from a band that in general nobody dislikes.

For example, Pink Floyd.
User avatar #77 to #18 - jibb (04/15/2013) [-]
No, posting lyrics is a faggot thing bitches do when they seek attention.
User avatar #66 to #18 - masterboll (04/15/2013) [-]
never heard any of their songs

so technically, i would still dislike reading their lyrics on my fb
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User avatar #125 to #122 - subaqueousreach (04/15/2013) [-]
Not enough blood pouring from it's every orifice.
#128 to #125 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (04/15/2013) [-]
Ebola is a hell of a virus.
#136 to #125 - decoyoctopus (04/15/2013) [-]
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I'll just leave this here...hehehehe

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User avatar #187 to #171 - weirdvintagegirl (04/15/2013) [-]
I like the Coraline gif. :)
User avatar #134 to #125 - pulluspardus (04/15/2013) [-]
that because it consumes their souls rather than just blood.
#121 - opjoopie (04/15/2013) [-]
WREEEEBREEEEBREEBREEBREEBREEE
BREEEEBREEBREEEEBREEWREEE
BREEWREEEBREEBREEWREEWREEWREEEEEWREE
wreewree?
BREEEEEWREEEWREEEEEBREEEWREEE
#164 to #121 - jimmiesoperator (04/15/2013) [-]
Hmm, what band is that? Seems pretty obscure.
User avatar #249 to #164 - opjoopie (04/16/2013) [-]
Benighted, my friend :) One of the best brutal death metal bands out there, in my opinion.
User avatar #250 to #249 - benighted ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
Oink? SQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #155 to #121 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
LET THE BLOOD SPILL, BETWEEN MY BROKEN TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
#192 - mrblueftw (04/15/2013) [-]



Boy do i hope the comment section isnt full of

people posting their favorite metal lyrics
#148 to #104 - lollytool (04/15/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. Except that right now ********* off Norwegians are losing their minds because a faggot is performing at a "concert" one of these days...
#131 - toiletworshipper (04/15/2013) [-]
metal thread
#114 - englman (04/15/2013) [-]
This is my EXACT reason for telling my girlfriend "No." to me getting a Facebook. You'll probably never become a teacher if your Facebook page says things like "Hey friends, I love Blackened Death Metal and sitting alone in the woods for extended periods of time."   
   
Silly people and their preformed, stereotype-based opinions lol.
This is my EXACT reason for telling my girlfriend "No." to me getting a Facebook. You'll probably never become a teacher if your Facebook page says things like "Hey friends, I love Blackened Death Metal and sitting alone in the woods for extended periods of time."

Silly people and their preformed, stereotype-based opinions lol.
#117 to #114 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
why the **** would you write that on your facebook anyway
#13 - ewowo (04/15/2013) [-]
FACE IMPALED WITH NEEDLES
EYES AND LIPS REMOVED
RAZORBLADES AND BUTCHERKNIVES
SO SEXUAL
DRIPPING SEMEN FROM HER TEETH
MIXED WITH BLOOD AND PISS
BOUND AND COLD WITHOUT A PULSE
MY ERECTION IN HER THROAT

********* FACE OF DEATH!!!
#68 to #13 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
What's the name of this song? *_*
#83 to #68 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Well....you have the lyrics right there. just google em'. I am sure you MIGHT find what you're looking for....or you find some really ****** up porn. anyway, have fun.
#176 to #83 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
I did it.
The only pages it shows is this one here, on Funnyjunk.
Which means, ewowo came up with the lyrics on his own.
You sir, are a ******* genius.
User avatar #236 to #176 - PadreRasta (04/15/2013) [-]
Then you're lazy as **** . I did it, for Science purposes, of course, and found it:
********* FACE OF DEATH - Gorelord


You lazy ********** .
User avatar #127 - Soilwork (04/15/2013) [-]
better than the ****** music they post
User avatar #56 - yip (04/15/2013) [-]
Lyrisc? ok:

Yanat ooooh ratat Eeimta Eeeuurra pouuu ratatinga oontapuon shrata Tiika ru nunta ouuuhrat dA-tatika maubeautiyata tadousaputa eeeurrraaatt sopentenbidyata figabeibet eeeuuureaatt sometight thingmy ouuh rigdot eema Ahimuraha sombi raha ima ahehntabeau rataima disaa ouh rah say aheenaraoueeta oouhoora inuaua babauuraha Yatatim ouuuhrat
Twist
Twist
Twist
Twist
Puteh eeuurana meemat boomda beaurat sihma hamimurata bathiin uhrahta meemaa aahh uhnda Biima meaurat ihna Beeeeuurreaatttda Ah eihse bahuh hiemaheba ina ouuuhrat
Twist
Twist
Twist
#38 - vladhellsing (04/15/2013) [-]
I'll make the angels scream, AND THE DEVIL CRY!
User avatar #7 - splendiddust ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]

I carry him to my ship
He seems to be asleep
But the deep blue colour of his lips
Is enough to make me weep

No man should have to bury his child
Yet this has been my share
The tears i shed run bitter and wild
It's a heavy burden to bear

His body feels so light in my arms
His skin is pale as snow
Yet his weight feels heavy in my heart
As my sadness continues to grow

because that makes you all of those
#168 to #7 - haunterbrony (04/15/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of. Godspeed to you.
#8 to #7 - milson (04/15/2013) [-]
amon amarth

HECK YEAH
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