Do you?. the hobbit is a fag.. What the did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secr
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the hobbit is a fag

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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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#2 - bilbobeutlin (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Orcs and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top pickpocket in the entire Gandalf Erebor forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with invisibility the likes of which has never been seen before on this Middle-earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dwarfs across Middle-earth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in invisible combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gandalf the Grey and my dwarf bros and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#4 - rmehandru (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The original heavy metal beast. RIP DIO.
User avatar #5 - ihatem ONLINE (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1 - D
2 - I
3 - O

Half life 3 irrelevant.
Dio's a god.

Dio means god in Italian
User avatar #1 - starhawk (02/18/2013) [-]
R.I.P. Ronnie you will always be missed.
User avatar #6 - videogames (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel, I can roll, I can feel
And you can't stop me turning, Cause I'm the sun, I'm the sun
I can move, I can run, But you'll never stop me burning
Come down with fire, Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name, Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the silver mountain, I'm the man on the silver mountain
I'm the day, I'm the day, I can show you the way
And look, I'm right beside you, I'm the night, I'm the night
I'm the dark and the light, With eyes that see inside you
Come down with fire, Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name, Come and make me holy again
I'm the man on the silver mountain, I'm the man on the silver mountain
Come down with fire, And lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name, Come and make me holy again
Well, I can help you, you know I can, I'm the man on the silver mountain
I'm the man on the silver mountain, Just look at me and listen
I'm the man, the man, give you my hand, I'm the man on the silver mountain
Come down with fire, And lift your spirit higher
I'm the man on the mountain, The man on the silver mountain
I'm the night, the light, The black and the white
The man on the silver mountain

An excellent song from the time Ronnie James Dio was in Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow.
#11 - jakefenris (02/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - texasbarbie (02/19/2013) [-]
Words are not enough to describe how much I loved Dio....
#15 - enlil (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Black Sabbath + Ronnie = Best Black Sabbath lineup

so bad he dun croaked
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