MFW i was 14 and discovered porn. .. When I was ten I did not know the meaning of the word hump and the other kids would not tell it to me, so I asked them to show it to me. One moved his hips back
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#16 - philm (01/05/2013) [-]
so you 			******		 an air conditioner?
so you ****** an air conditioner?
#176 to #16 - chocopepero (01/05/2013) [-]
You forget, this was HIS FACE when he discovered porn. So he went around ******* an AC with his face.
#23 to #16 - hewhoepicfails (01/05/2013) [-]
No, he ****** a hand dryer.
#43 to #16 - lychees (01/05/2013) [-]
To answer your gif, he's obviously doing an air conditioner.
To answer your gif, he's obviously doing an air conditioner.
User avatar #112 to #16 - pengish (01/05/2013) [-]
i thought it was a hand dryer.
#32 to #16 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
how else do you get a BLOWjob?
#94 - Dstroyer (01/05/2013) [-]
Anyone remember first discovering porn, but not knowing what to do? Just sitting there and watching it...?      
   
   
It's weird.
Anyone remember first discovering porn, but not knowing what to do? Just sitting there and watching it...?


It's weird.
User avatar #119 to #94 - tropius (01/05/2013) [-]
I first watched porn when I was 5. I watched it and watched it, and learned what sex was. Only I didn't know what to do. I didn't start learning what to do with it until I was 11. Boy, what a night.
User avatar #96 to #94 - goobdol (01/05/2013) [-]
I didn't realize I was actually supposed to rub my stick until I was 15.


Boy, was that the day I saw the world in white.
User avatar #118 to #96 - illegalartist (01/05/2013) [-]
14 for me.

before then i kinda just humped my pillows
User avatar #6 - dashgamer (01/05/2013) [-]
When I was ten I did not know the meaning of the word hump and the other kids would not tell it to me, so I asked them to show it to me. One moved his hips back and forth, then said he'd give me a dollar to "hump the wall." I went around, innocently ******* walls and poles for money at the age of ten years old.
User avatar #194 to #6 - iamthefirstnigger (01/06/2013) [-]
There wasnt enough space in the title but i meant when i discovered it on the internet
#56 to #6 - CommonJoo ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I have 3 dollars on me. When you wanna do this?
User avatar #131 to #56 - haaaxderp (01/05/2013) [-]
I have 28. Let's see how many things we can get this man to hump.
User avatar #204 to #56 - dashgamer (01/06/2013) [-]
Right now, bro.
#19 to #6 - ishalltroll (01/05/2013) [-]
"innocently ******* walls and poles for money at the age of ten years old"
oh god
#164 - soggytomatoe (01/05/2013) [-]
>Be 11
>Eavesdropping on my bro and friends
>"Dude if I dated derpina, I'd totally came buckets"
>Already know what it means to cum
> Afraid that if I cum, I would cum literally a bucket
>For that moment on, every time I fapped, I would IMMEDIATELY stop after I feel like I'm gonna blow my load
>Two years pass
>Finally time I faced my fears
>Decide to polish my pearl
>About to blow my load for the first time
>HEREWEGO.jpeg
>Cum about the equivalent of a teaspoon
>MFW
User avatar #183 to #164 - frysfrys (01/06/2013) [-]
> Implying that 13 year olds cum a lot
#171 to #164 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
Two years of blue balls? Dear lord!
User avatar #165 to #164 - came (01/05/2013) [-]
These are what make me love my mentions
User avatar #166 to #165 - jmanispimping (01/05/2013) [-]
HOLY **** ! How many mentions do you get on a daily basis? and you must just get tons of thumbs from replying!
User avatar #169 to #166 - came (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't reply to all of them, don't have the time and that damn MLP friendly board won't let me in! *shakes fist*

I get about 100-150 a day. Most are just innocent, but some are amusing, I got a mention, scrolled up to see what the guy said "I came" to and saw a guy fisting himself. Turns out I was on gay board :P
User avatar #172 to #169 - jmanispimping (01/05/2013) [-]
Its a curse and a blessing eh?
User avatar #173 to #172 - came (01/05/2013) [-]
Hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
#190 to #173 - jsrf ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
I feel you bro...

pic unrelated
#46 - anonymouzx (01/05/2013) [-]
OP is probably close to middle age or poor...or a late bloomer.
OP is probably close to middle age or poor...or a late bloomer.
#52 to #46 - kirbeee (01/05/2013) [-]
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#1 - snaresinger (01/05/2013) [-]
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#175 - choclategum (01/05/2013) [-]
Everybody else discovered porn and started masturbating in their teens and i was 4 years old when i started.
User avatar #182 to #175 - taintedtruffle (01/06/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only weird one ;.; I don't know when I discovered it but I remember missing the bus the first day of kindergarden because I was in the bath room doing it to calm my self down
#120 - beasteater (01/05/2013) [-]
It's quite amazing that on Funnyjunk you can go from one post about that gives feels and the next post is this
User avatar #206 to #120 - downwiththesicknes (01/06/2013) [-]
I love this site
#17 - megashot ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
you discovered porn when you were 14?
you discovered porn when you were 14?
User avatar #124 to #17 - theawfuldude (01/05/2013) [-]
I discovered porn when I was 10. However, I wish I had discovered it at 14 because maybe then I wouldn't be as ****** in the head as I am now. :)
User avatar #20 to #17 - commenteer (01/05/2013) [-]
Bitch please, I discovered porn when I was seven.
User avatar #24 to #20 - zependium (01/05/2013) [-]
same. But i didn't fap until later
#125 - corundum (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember the days before porn.
User avatar #141 to #125 - bitchplzzz (01/05/2013) [-]
Coraline's one ****** up movie, dude...
#57 - zomgodness (01/05/2013) [-]
**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at A lil over a decade, more precisely... ** <-- what I jerked off to
#58 to #57 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
+1
#69 to #57 - igotdamunchies (01/05/2013) [-]
**igotdamunchies rolled a random image posted in comment #2263015 at FJ RPG ** Bitch please, What i jerk off to.
#28 - felixjarl (01/05/2013) [-]
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#81 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
You know, it's funny how we progress through porn, when we start off some extremely soft core naked chick will make cum buckets. But after a while you won't even be able to get it up unless it's something along these lines <--
#143 to #81 - ufoflash (01/05/2013) [-]
**** ... i know exactly where that is from. Maybe i have been here to long...
User avatar #146 to #143 - newposterintown (01/05/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #158 to #153 - newposterintown (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh, god...
User avatar #161 to #158 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you want this for scientific purposes?
User avatar #163 to #161 - newposterintown (01/05/2013) [-]
If I ever ask for porn, it is for scientific purposes.

I need to test...the amount of fetishes in a typical hentai manga. Yes.

For science.
#152 to #146 - ufoflash (01/05/2013) [-]
Er... well go to You need to login to view this link and it should be in the front page. Think it was uploaded about a week or two ago so you might have to scroll down a bit.
User avatar #154 to #152 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
alternatively you can also go to fakku, go to "sort by tags," and click on futa, it's the first one there at the moment.
#159 to #154 - ufoflash (01/05/2013) [-]
Ah well suppose that is a lot easier. Thanks for sharing the link then. Didn't think of checking fakku.
User avatar #160 to #159 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
no problem friend, always happy to scare my strange and ****** up porn.
User avatar #156 to #154 - thisotherdude (01/05/2013) [-]
First one as in on the top of the page, not the first futa hentai on the site, not by a long shot.
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User avatar #86 to #81 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, I started off with normal stuff, now I've seen more horse dick than a horse breeder.
User avatar #88 to #86 - fencingchamp (01/05/2013) [-]
we meet agin... go on :L
#3 - crazyflac (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #3 - antistar (01/05/2013) [-]
source?
#208 to #18 - crazyflac (01/06/2013) [-]
Sorry I have none.
User avatar #7 to #3 - darkangeloffire (01/05/2013) [-]
Digimon music was playing when I saw this. Like his dick was Digivolving.
User avatar #13 to #7 - blargedyblarg (01/05/2013) [-]
"to glory" by two steps from hell was playing. like his dick was becoming a god
#83 - divinedpk (01/05/2013) [-]
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#108 to #83 - guye (01/05/2013) [-]
you made my day with that gif
you made my day with that gif
#35 - horridnanaa (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #35 - cumsinbucket (01/05/2013) [-]
is that a pedophile
User avatar #39 to #36 - horridnanaa (01/05/2013) [-]
He is just looking for his keys
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User avatar #40 to #37 - cumsinbucket (01/05/2013) [-]
that's not face you make when looking keys
#42 to #40 - horridnanaa (01/05/2013) [-]
Is this the face?
#44 to #42 - cumsinbucket (01/05/2013) [-]
the one on the right
User avatar #41 to #40 - cumsinbucket (01/05/2013) [-]
looking for keys*
#209 - imalex (01/06/2013) [-]
found porn at 9
found porn at 9
#198 - tomatospy (01/06/2013) [-]
so let me get this straight...
User avatar #210 to #198 - madeyoulooknana (01/07/2013) [-]
I'm a **** face?
#192 - cakezs (01/06/2013) [-]
<mfw I discovered porn when I was 9
User avatar #200 to #192 - falloutplayer (01/06/2013) [-]
I was 7 and a half....
User avatar #196 to #192 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Goddammit Saturn, you're drunk. Get back into your proper astrological position this instant!
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