You know you want 5 of these. Too bad it's not for sale.. Sure, why not? mass effect omnitool Replica want
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#30 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
Sure, why not?
User avatar #36 to #30 - wolverinebamf (03/21/2012) [-]
grab a tight hold of your genital organs.
User avatar #40 to #38 - wolverinebamf (03/21/2012) [-]
a hanar quote, it is that one movie poster where there is audio playing with a elkor and a hanar talking.
#58 to #40 - sircool (03/21/2012) [-]
Badassly: this one does not see the humor in this. This one has also not seen the so called ad of which you speak.
User avatar #59 to #58 - wolverinebamf (03/21/2012) [-]
Sadly: I could not find a video.
#52 to #30 - tinfoilhat (03/21/2012) [-]
I think you'll like this.
I think you'll like this.
#53 to #52 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
Seen it, but thanks for sharing.
Seen it, but thanks for sharing.
#422 to #53 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
source of gif what video is it from?
User avatar #423 to #422 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
Legion and Friends: Mass Effect
#61 to #52 - bukkakeninja (03/21/2012) [-]
this made me think of chrono-trigger and fire emblem thank you
User avatar #92 to #61 - pkh (03/21/2012) [-]
That looks more like a giant chrystalline Wobbuffet
#446 to #92 - thundamuggin (03/21/2012) [-]
Robot*
User avatar #530 to #446 - pkh (03/22/2012) [-]
Ahh, i see it now, thanks :P
#436 - nifix (03/21/2012) [-]
Sexy Thane wants one.
Sexy Thane wants one.
User avatar #442 to #436 - IamEllis (03/21/2012) [-]
Thane, I....
#216 - petak (03/21/2012) [-]
**petak rolled a random image posted in comment #595 at Feels like a Sir. ** What I'd rather have...
#352 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#244 to #216 - twinX (03/21/2012) [-]
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#258 to #244 - christianthejew (03/21/2012) [-]
that **** was so cash
#314 to #216 - mavsman (03/21/2012) [-]
does diarrhea count as an orgasm?
#361 to #216 - necrobreadophile (03/21/2012) [-]
I touched my penis apparently.
#254 to #216 - phoenixforger (03/21/2012) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#240 to #216 - swarfega (03/21/2012) [-]
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#313 to #216 - vorack **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
#294 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
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#236 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
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#287 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#220 to #216 - petak (03/21/2012) [-]
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#331 to #216 - yunablade (03/21/2012) [-]
Here goes mine!
Here goes mine!
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#317 to #216 - bossdelainternet (03/21/2012) [-]
it's not really a face...
it's not really a face...
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#256 to #216 - confetti (03/21/2012) [-]
Wut
Wut
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#307 to #216 - tennaki (03/21/2012) [-]
sounds about right
sounds about right
#386 to #216 - dreamthrow (03/21/2012) [-]
holy balls
holy balls
#296 to #216 - wackywelder (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm ok with this
I'm ok with this
#346 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
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#274 to #216 - retardedtriforce (03/21/2012) [-]
Seems accurate.
#333 to #216 - JSTNBEIBER (03/21/2012) [-]
**JSTNBEIBER rolls 17**
#297 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#268 to #216 - FutureMarine (03/21/2012) [-]
Umm...
What?
#247 to #216 - superkewlguy (03/21/2012) [-]
**superkewlguy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Read disc. ** I don't have a reaction folder so this will have to do
#275 to #247 - cornflakeslover (03/21/2012) [-]
oh god! Why!?!
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#255 to #217 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm not really sure what mine means but the guy above me must have been doing it for a while.
I'm not really sure what mine means but the guy above me must have been doing it for a while.
#351 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 20** wtf
**anonymous rolls 20** wtf
#312 to #216 - flutterdaash (03/21/2012) [-]
I... I'm not sure how I feel about this...
I... I'm not sure how I feel about this...
#321 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#265 to #216 - sveppur (03/21/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#316 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#252 to #216 - christianthejew (03/21/2012) [-]
does this mean something?
#311 to #216 - BigBallSack (03/21/2012) [-]
But.....................i'm a guy.................
#243 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
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#246 to #216 - Gamith (03/21/2012) [-]
indeed.
#222 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
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#359 to #216 - pineapplechunks (03/21/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooook?
#329 to #216 - barrythehorse (03/21/2012) [-]
Ohh okay....
#343 to #216 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#327 to #216 - wowflame (03/21/2012) [-]
**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Class Dumbass ** Don't have a reaction folder so I'll just roll
#276 to #216 - synapse (03/21/2012) [-]
This doesn't even make sense.
This doesn't even make sense.
User avatar #280 to #276 - Nignigs (03/21/2012) [-]
Sometimes I throw my laptops at walls after masturbating too.
#412 to #276 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
That annoying moment when an ad pop-up appears on top of your porn.
#264 to #216 - lightingeagle (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm sickened, but curious.
#281 to #216 - rattouk (03/21/2012) [-]
Yep lol, that will do...   
It was a Disappointing shameful first orgasm to porn. Not really how I hoped it would go down but I guess inevitable.
Yep lol, that will do...
It was a Disappointing shameful first orgasm to porn. Not really how I hoped it would go down but I guess inevitable.
#235 to #216 - markiie (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm ok with this.
#262 to #216 - beffen (03/21/2012) [-]
Well. That seems appropriate.
#219 to #216 - biggrand (03/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I dont always have sex, but when I do, im unsatisfied
#54 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
I don't want the Omni-blade, I NEED IT.
I don't want the Omni-blade, I NEED IT.
User avatar #64 to #54 - tehweave (03/21/2012) [-]
Shephard in... source?
#68 to #64 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
Mass defect on youtube
User avatar #496 to #479 - blainthirty (03/22/2012) [-]
It's a prop from Mass Effect.
#510 to #496 - herpderpeleventeen (03/22/2012) [-]
i see...
#72 - cptalpaca (03/21/2012) [-]
No. I want 11 of these! And 16 new me3 endings.
User avatar #76 to #72 - herecomesjohnny (03/21/2012) [-]
actually it turns out if you do count the variations such as 'earth surviving or not', there actually ARE 16 endings...
User avatar #138 to #76 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/21/2012) [-]
It's one ending with slightly different cutscenes and colors.
User avatar #142 to #138 - herecomesjohnny (03/21/2012) [-]
you gotta listen to what the AI says, or else you can't really get it...
User avatar #144 to #142 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/21/2012) [-]
But no matter what you do, The relays blow up, you die, Normandy is screwed. It's dumb, It's not worth playing 16 different times if its basically the same and none of your choices from previous games amount to anything. It seems like Shep does more damage than what the reapers would have done.
#171 to #144 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
shep survives if you have enough rep and you go with "destroying" the reapers choice and members of normandy survive, but i agree endings sucked, glad they're makin new one
User avatar #151 to #144 - herecomesjohnny (03/21/2012) [-]
you should have listened to what A.I said. Of course if you skip all the dialog you won't get it
User avatar #152 to #151 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/21/2012) [-]
I listened to what it said, but I only got one of the "16" endings. The reapers are the solution, Blah Blah, They harvest us every 50,000 years to stop us from creating robots that will kill us.....Uh, what? So many plot holes and it just all around doesn't make sense.
User avatar #167 to #152 - herecomesjohnny (03/21/2012) [-]
it makes sense. What do you have a problem with anyways?
User avatar #195 to #167 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/21/2012) [-]
1) If the catalyst was there the whole time, Why didn't it just tell the keepers to let the reapers through in the first game?
2) How did the whole normandy crew teleport from earth to the normandy? and why did Joker decide to flee the battle through the mass relay?
3) In ME2's "The Arrival" DLC, a mass relay blew up, and when it did, it killed the whole system, why didn't every system do the same in the end on ME3?
4) How is everyone to survive floating around earth helplessly?
Plus, not to mention it kills absolutely any replay value of the series. Why play ME1 and 2 different ways if it ends the same no matter what?
At least they are going to try and fix it. ps3.ign.com/articles/122/1221273p1.html
#228 to #195 - herecomesjohnny (03/21/2012) [-]
1. I haven't played the first game, but from what I gather in ME2, the keepers actually did let the reapers arrive, since they're the ones who activated the reapers' arrival from dark space. They did this for the Protheans too.

2. The whole Normandy crew didn't teleport to the ship. Your story may vary, but I had squadmates from Earth aboard the Normandy. I guess Cortez or Joker sought to save them from Earth as they thought Shepard was dead and all was desperate.
Also, when Joker saw the enormous explosion coming from the Citadel, it's normal for him to have wanted to evade the detonation, heading nowhere else but the mass relay.

3.They do not say the mass relay blows up, we see the relay light detonate, however we don't see the same explosion as in ME2. See it more as a deactivation, provoking according to some endings side effects such as destroying all synthetic life.

4. First off, congratulations if your galactic fleet wasn't wiped out by the Citadel. But in all chances, either the fleet lands on Earth and survives or species who can't live on Earth as colonies die. It's not a hollywood ending. It's a science fiction epic. Several civilizations were wiped out, and billions of sentient beings won't ever see their homeland again, not counting the fact all citizens from the Citadel most likely died.
When I destroyed the reapers, i fully knew i was destroying the geth, EDI and the galactic fleet at the same time. But it's the good ending, since you save the entire galaxy.
User avatar #370 to #228 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/21/2012) [-]
Whats the point of saving the galaxy if everyone is pretty much screwed?
Joker would have had to get to the relay WAY before shepard even made it to the citadel, which would make him a coward.
In Mass effect 1, it showed that the protheans hacked the citadel and made it impossible for the reapers to attack without a reaper DIRECTLY activating it, so WHY IN THE HELL didn't the catalyst just override it?!
Everone from the normandy was on earth, there was no way in HELL that they had enough time to get to the normandy in space, then get to the relay before the citadel exploded. How did they know if shepard was dead or not? why would they just leave his body? don't you think they would stay and help earth instead of fleeing for no reason?
The relays exploded in a manner SO HUGE, that you could supposedly see them from a galaxy viewpoint, How the hell did they not kill the system if they were that huge? the one that blew up in ME2 wasn't THAT big.
None of it makes sense, it asks more questions than it answers. and Bioware said it would answer questions. Casey Hudson said this Pre-ME3 release: "It's not even in any way like the traditional game endings, where you can say how many endings there are, or whether you got ending A, B, or C." WHAT THE **** ?! Thats exactly what we got! False advertising right there.
#499 to #370 - leharpy (03/22/2012) [-]
actually, everything after Shepard gets knocked out is either a dream, or everything was indoctrinating Shepard to become a reaper(If you don't destroy them). There's actually a lot of videos on the subject. Very interesting. It makes not destroying them seem like the "good" choice, Shepard doesn't act like himself, the little boy, etc. etc. plus, when Shepard is "alive", he's still in the rubble on earth. There's no shiny metal or anything, the rubble he's in is the kind found on the planet, further supporting it was a dream/indoctrination/w/e.
User avatar #503 to #499 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've seen it. I like it, it makes sense, and I hope Bioware cashes in on the idea, but I doubt they will. Unless it was their plan all along!............ 0_0
#504 to #503 - leharpy (03/22/2012) [-]
Either it was there plan all along, or they're retarded, know fans will by anything, oblivious to loopholes, or any combination of the three.
User avatar #507 to #504 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
I know I'm buying the fixed DLC, and if it sucks, I'm done. EA and Bioware can suck it. But I hope it doesn't suck.
#508 to #507 - leharpy (03/22/2012) [-]
Fixed DLC? (stopped playing after ME2, didn't do DLC, will pick up and finish series eventually.) Also, just noticed your name, awesome!
User avatar #509 to #508 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
Haha, Yeah!! Somebody finally got my username!!! I'm adding you.

By fixed DLC, I mean fixed ending. ps3.ign.com/articles/122/1221273p1.html
It's happening!
User avatar #514 to #503 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2012) [-]
the indoctrination theory is just botched everywhere, made by anal-suffering fans, man, they spit out arguments like "BUT WE CAN SEE SPACE FROM THE CITADEL, HOW CAN SHEPARD BREATHE HURR?"
User avatar #513 to #370 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2012) [-]
not everyone is screwed, the council was a minimal fraction of all living species in the galaxy. You, uh...kinda saved all of those guys.
Between the time Shepard is reported dead and the time he gets to the A.I, time passes by enough for his teammates to get rescued.
Why would they just leave their body? HOW BOUT TO ESCAPE THE ************* REAPER NEXT TO THE CONDUIT? (think for a sec, dude)

User avatar #525 to #513 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
Just stop. You know theres so much wrong with it. If you liked the ending, awesome for you, I'm glad you liked it, but quit trying to prove that it makes sense.

And just to clarify, they had no reason to leave the body. If you noticed, the reaper left that area after it shot shep down.

Also, yes, everyone is screwed. Earth can support every race in the galaxy, also, they can't stay in space if their ships were disable with the "Kill" ending.

Theres so much wrong with the ending, and you know it. just watch the ending after you've played all 3 games thoroughly, because it doesn't make sense if you understand the whole story.
User avatar #527 to #525 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2012) [-]
i don't get what doesn't make sense...Also, since shepard ascended, the answer is just that they didn't locate him, no?
User avatar #528 to #527 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
Just google, "Mass effect 3 ending" and look at any of the articles about why people hate it.
User avatar #529 to #528 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2012) [-]
i know, i know. But if you look at the thread, you'll get if i'm a bit tired of defending it. Thanks anyways
User avatar #526 to #525 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/22/2012) [-]
*Can't support.
#344 to #228 - mericafuckyeah (03/21/2012) [-]
2 - Cortez died, and Joker was busy fighting the reapers, plus the mass relay was destroyed almost instantly after the citadel blew up, and JOKER IS A NOT A PUSSY WHO RUNS AWAY FROM AN EXPLOSION
User avatar #515 to #344 - herecomesjohnny (03/22/2012) [-]
cortez didn't die, his ship just busted. You even say goodbye to him!
#86 to #72 - xzenoo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
We already gave you nice color choices, aren't you happy with that? regards Trollware.
#187 - jeffellis (03/21/2012) [-]
<---- what  i did in front of game stop when mass effect 3 came out.
<---- what i did in front of game stop when mass effect 3 came out.
User avatar #199 to #187 - divinedpk (03/21/2012) [-]
is this from a movie?
#206 to #199 - jeffellis (03/21/2012) [-]
I really don't know all i do know that his name is birdman

#404 to #206 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
So then what was your reaction when you beat Mass Effect 3?
#197 - okilian (03/21/2012) [-]
Such a great series...   
I'm still unsure how I feel about the ending, though.
Such a great series...
I'm still unsure how I feel about the ending, though.
User avatar #201 to #197 - sircool (03/21/2012) [-]
check out newest upload in mass effect channel. or google "new ending" i think they announced it a few hours ago.
User avatar #420 - lanstar (03/21/2012) [-]
FOR EVERYONE THAT DOESNT UNDERSTAND

ITS FROM MASS EFFECT 3

YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP NOW
#427 to #420 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
But I don't want to sleep...
#198 - CakemanRPG (03/21/2012) [-]
I still want it even though its just plastic :D
I still want it even though its just plastic :D
#143 - piptime (03/21/2012) [-]
Yeh, so I can stab a *********** .
#87 - lebearlios (03/21/2012) [-]
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#392 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Anyone else notice how the most detailed texture in the game are Shepard's nipples?
Anyone else notice how the most detailed texture in the game are Shepard's nipples?
#409 to #392 - extremistavenger (03/21/2012) [-]
Are you saying they shouldn't be!?
JUST LOOK AT THEM!
#204 - sircool (03/21/2012) [-]
mass effect on front page?
#183 - sporkbacon (03/21/2012) [-]
Yay!  I love orange plastic!
Yay! I love orange plastic!
#146 - RandomDoofus (03/21/2012) [-]
I find the lack of Mass Effect posts on FJ disturbing.
#154 to #146 - anon (03/21/2012) [-]
#334 to #146 - MatthewsGauss (03/21/2012) [-]
I find the lack of Elcor disturbing
#149 to #146 - sircool (03/21/2012) [-]
I find the lack of knowledge of the mass effect channel disturbing.
I find the lack of knowledge of the mass effect channel disturbing.
User avatar #60 - megaroll (03/21/2012) [-]
Nver played mass effect.
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