Reunited and it.... ...FEELS SO GOOOOOD. mass effect wrex garrus why arent You in the middle of some calibrations
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#8 - slandersalamander
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(12/02/2012) [-]
#55 to #8 - GhandisPimpCane
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I literally spent half an hour trying to figure out how to fix his face :(
#60 to #8 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
oh god this was ******* genius
really made me lol
#94 to #8 - oilyniller
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(12/15/2012) [-]
you can ask garrus about his scars in ma2, and he says that he kind of likes it and wont have it removed. - it's a turian thing i guess
#1 - swiekim
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(12/02/2012) [-]
nothing beats hearing wrex say "shepard"
#17 to #1 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Although Shepard saying "Wrex" comes in a close second.
#26 to #17 - swiekim
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(12/02/2012) [-]
very true
#2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Or head-butting that Krogan trying to keep Grunt from doing the Rite.
#3 to #2 - swiekim
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(12/02/2012) [-]
wrex is just an all around awesome character
#29 - sircool
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#72 to #29 - nalenthi
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(12/02/2012) [-]
It's magnificent. Where do you people get these amazing gifs?
#33 - iliketires
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Okay so Wrex is my favorite character in ME. Why? I'll tell you why.

In ME2 during each reuniting scene with your old squad goes as follows:

Tali: "OMG shepard is that you? Help me find Veetor and then I'll leave, nice to see you I guess.
Garrus (who is almost on par with Wrex): Shepard you're alive?! Help me kill all these mercs.
Ashley/Kaidan: OMG CERBERUS COOTIES! GET AWAY!
Liara: HALP ME KILL DA SHADOE BROKEH!
Wrex: SHEPARD! MY FRIEND!!

See Wrex (and Ill include garrus, but because hes been exausted fighting mercs when he sees you) seems like the only one who is genuinely happy to see you. And in ME3, if you make the right decisions, continues to trust you fully and have your back. I just love Wrex.
#34 to #33 - ASDLSD
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(12/02/2012) [-]
That pic made me laugh, have a thumb
#71 to #33 - nalenthi
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(12/02/2012) [-]
In ME3, I did everything different in my second playthrough, just because I felt I should see all the content the game had to offer and I betrayed Wrex.

I felt so unbelievable heartbroken and sat there, mouth open, hands in my lap, legs crossed, thinking "I'm such an asshole."
#50 to #33 - reinmar
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I got It switched. First Garrus and then Wrex. I play without changing my decisions and was pretty sad when the helicopter pilot shot Garrus, but he was like "oh **** that, I still look better than you. So who do we have to kill?"
**** yeah Garrus
#53 to #50 - GhandisPimpCane
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(12/02/2012) [-]
wait can you prevent him from getting shot?? I always wondered why couldnt you use that equipment on the normandy that cured your scars on Garrus.
#56 to #53 - reinmar
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(12/02/2012) [-]
You can kill the guy working next to the helicopter/jet whatever it is when you are sabotaging the operation
#57 to #56 - GhandisPimpCane
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(12/02/2012) [-]
but like but.... so you are saying garrus could have had a flawless face for both ME 2 and ME 3?????
#58 to #57 - reinmar
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Never played ME3 but yes, no injury on his face was possible
#80 to #58 - GhandisPimpCane
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(12/02/2012) [-]
im such a horrible person. i cant believe i hurt a Garrus. thats like hurting a puppy that has an awesome scanner armor clad death machine who know how to calibrate my guns.... if you know that i mean
#83 to #80 - reinmar
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I am terribly sorry to write this, but it seems I was completely wrong and there is no way for Garrus to keep his glorious face. I feel like and idiot and don't know why I would think that you can avoid that terrible fate.


I am pretty drunk though
#81 to #80 - reinmar
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Regarding that read my first comment in this conversation....nuff said   
   
also, that is my last reaction with garrus, I need moar
Regarding that read my first comment in this conversation....nuff said

also, that is my last reaction with garrus, I need moar
#92 to #53 - merrymarvelite
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(12/09/2012) [-]
I think I heard a piece of dialogue from ME3 where Dr. Chakwas says she offered use of the machine to Garrus and he turned it down. She postulates Garrus actually likes having a scar.
#91 to #53 - lombaxion
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Perhaps because the SR2 is originally a Cerberus ship they are better at dealing with human injuries. Alternatly, it could be because Shepard's scars are from surgery, and relatively minor whilst Garrus had half his face blown off by a helicopter. Or maybe Garrus just likes the look :P
#49 - gondarik
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(12/02/2012) [-]
#42 - alucord ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
#5 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Who uses girl Shep? other than girls? But there are no girls on the internet so shush
#87 to #5 - gryx
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(12/08/2012) [-]
There many, many girls who play the Mass Effect series just for the romance aspect of it.
#7 to #5 - kirbyking ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
12 year olds shouldn't be playing Mass Effect.
#12 to #7 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Hey they shouldn't be playing any mature rated game. But they do. Plus I gurantee I'm older than most of the people on this website.
#35 to #12 - kirbyking ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Well you sure not acting like it.
#47 to #35 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Please inform me how my comment was immature?
#46 to #35 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
If I acted my age I wouldn't be wasting my time on a website or play video games in general.
#10 to #5 - Zeigh
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Femshep is best shep.
#16 to #10 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I prefer male Shep, because you can tell that Mark Meer has so much fun voicing Renegade Shepard.
#6 to #5 - gevaudan
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I find she has better voice acting.
And I've played enough games to not care about playing as a different gender. Metroid especially.
That, and I'm not a prepubescent child.
But hey, opinion.
#32 to #6 - iliketires
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Jen Hale is phenomenal VO. But Mark Meer really stepped it up in ME3, I think he was on par with her at that point.
#73 to #6 - nalenthi
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I liked FemShep better because the romance with Garrus was adoooraaablee.

And hilarious.

"Or, we could skip straight to the tiebreaker. Test your reach.. and my flexibility."

I was both cringing and laughing my ass off at that entire conversation.
#11 to #6 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Why does everyone assume I'm a child for having an opinion?
#38 to #11 - sytheris
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(12/02/2012) [-]
First of all, having an opinion on funnyjunk is a death sentence.

Second, it wasn't your opinion,(well. It was.) but how you presented it. Which was like a prepubescent little faggot.

Just saying.
#44 to #38 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
How so?
#77 to #44 - sytheris
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Who uses girl Shep? /other than girls/? But there are no girls on the internet /so shush/

If you don't get it after that, You're beyond my level of patience to help. Good luck.
#82 to #77 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Lol you replied to another comment on a completely different page, but I figured the entire creation of female shepard as a premade character I mean was to allow women players to have a girl to use to seem more relatable.
I was making a reference to the rule 30 of the internet. In which no girls are on the internet. And Also the shush part was a typo as I had an IM open at the time.
But I am totally a faggot I cant deny that.
#86 to #82 - sytheris
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(12/04/2012) [-]
Femshep was also added so guys could look at a sexy ass while playing ME1, and have softcore lesbian sex with alien babes.
#13 to #11 - gevaudan
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Age is a state of mind.
#14 to #13 - Omegashenron
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Oh yeah that makes sense. Just say immature and save some time. Age is not a mind set, if you have to put your age into a survey do you put how old your mind is?
No.
I respect your opinion, but I don't see why people take **** the wrong way and make retarded accusations like the guy who ripped off your comment above you.
I simply asked if that many people play as female shepard because I mainly only see people playing as the male.
#15 to #14 - gevaudan
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
#23 - illusiveman
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#24 to #23 - brandofan
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(12/02/2012) [-]
NO GARRUS WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SAVING THE UNIVERSE, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.
#18 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Gonna have to ask for sauce on this, plz.
#19 to #18 - bdawg ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Mass effect. The ultimate journey of friendship, love, and intergalactic extinction.
Mass effect. The ultimate journey of friendship, love, and intergalactic extinction.
#28 to #19 - sircool
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(12/02/2012) [-]
that's actually a good summary of mass effect.
that's actually a good summary of mass effect.
#20 to #19 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I meant the comic you jerk.
#21 to #20 - bdawg ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Well then be more specific.
Well then be more specific.
#22 to #21 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Alright then. Allow me to rephrase my request. I would like some sauce on the comic, the subject of which being Mass Effect, with the main priority of my request being the artist of said comic, with preference to the website of the artist of the comic in question.   
   
Specific enough?
Alright then. Allow me to rephrase my request. I would like some sauce on the comic, the subject of which being Mass Effect, with the main priority of my request being the artist of said comic, with preference to the website of the artist of the comic in question.

Specific enough?
#37 to #22 - bdawg ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#45 to #37 - blokrokker
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#39 - alucord ONLINE
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