My new bank card. don't know if i'll regret it at a later date..... more like mass ERECT.
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#33 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 to #33 - VKTR (01/25/2013) [-]
And...
We have a winner!
Congratulations, you have won the internet
#9 - mattandstuff (01/25/2013) [-]
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#11 - sinistersnips (01/25/2013) [-]
We'll bang, ok?
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User avatar #16 to #14 - sinistersnips (01/25/2013) [-]
Aww thanks!
#17 - heeveejeevees (01/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #17 - thenoluk (01/25/2013) [-]
This looks interesting, what's it from?
User avatar #64 - vanoreo (01/25/2013) [-]
HAHA IM GONNA STEEL UR INFORMATION NOW STUPID OP
User avatar #65 to #64 - iraniie (01/25/2013) [-]
yes and i am going to mithril your info!
User avatar #69 to #65 - momothebear (01/25/2013) [-]
i think someone is being mis-lead
#41 - crazyolitis (01/25/2013) [-]
MFW they don't accept my card.
MFW they don't accept my card.
#5 - luidias (01/25/2013) [-]
more like mass ERECT.
User avatar #29 to #5 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/25/2013) [-]
Never heard that one before
#15 to #5 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
First time I read that I thought it was lame, have it changed? No.
User avatar #19 to #15 - luidias (01/25/2013) [-]
First time I read yours I thought it was stupid. have john died? no.
#21 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
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#25 to #21 - whitneyjasminxo (01/25/2013) [-]
reminded me of this...
reminded me of this...
#60 to #25 - classicvictory (01/25/2013) [-]
like an eagle so majestic
like an eagle so majestic
#38 - luckyjackal (01/25/2013) [-]
Just gonna leave this here.
Just gonna leave this here.
#55 to #38 - bossauce (01/25/2013) [-]
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#24 - Nameloc (01/25/2013) [-]
Too bad my bank was created by bitches.   
   
To have a custom card, the picture has to follow these guidelines:   
• Competitive marks or names   
• Political or religious imagery which is offensive to cultural values   
• Illegal groups   
• Socially unacceptable groups   
• Provocative or sexual material   
• Branded products (except those associated with approved Affinity/Co-Brand programs)   
• Copyrighted or trademarked material not owned by partner   
• Celebrities/musicians/public figures/athletes/cartoons, etc. (except for those associated with   
approved Affinity/Co-Brand programs)   
• Phone numbers (e.g. 800 or 900 numbers) and URL addresses (e.g. www.xyz.com)   
• Violence, profanity or obscenities   
• Any references to Visa sponsorship properties (e.g. Olympics — except for those associated    
with approved programs)   
• Any photo that might result in non-acceptance or other problems at the point of sale   
• Any printing or process that interferes with the required security features of the card   
• Reproduction of currency, where applicable   
• Any image that may potentially bring the Visa brand into disrepute   
   
Made the text small because it's a 			*******		 wall of text...Plus it's boring.
Too bad my bank was created by bitches.

To have a custom card, the picture has to follow these guidelines:
• Competitive marks or names
• Political or religious imagery which is offensive to cultural values
• Illegal groups
• Socially unacceptable groups
• Provocative or sexual material
• Branded products (except those associated with approved Affinity/Co-Brand programs)
• Copyrighted or trademarked material not owned by partner
• Celebrities/musicians/public figures/athletes/cartoons, etc. (except for those associated with
approved Affinity/Co-Brand programs)
• Phone numbers (e.g. 800 or 900 numbers) and URL addresses (e.g. www.xyz.com)
• Violence, profanity or obscenities
• Any references to Visa sponsorship properties (e.g. Olympics — except for those associated
with approved programs)
• Any photo that might result in non-acceptance or other problems at the point of sale
• Any printing or process that interferes with the required security features of the card
• Reproduction of currency, where applicable
• Any image that may potentially bring the Visa brand into disrepute


Made the text small because it's a ******* wall of text...Plus it's boring.
User avatar #39 to #24 - pureevil (01/25/2013) [-]
Indeed, same here. I could get a cloud, barely, just barely. And wow, a ******* cloud. :/
#27 to #24 - someoneforamoment (01/25/2013) [-]
I've never seen a bank which had guidelines requiring those things. Maybe you missed a line or two when you copypasta'd?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Nameloc (01/25/2013) [-]
Eh forgot to say that the list is of things not allowed.

The simplest thing could be considered copyrighted, and they'll deny it.
#20 to #18 - yummybitty (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite song on the citadel
#22 - shtinkyfinger (01/25/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you Mr.Cardholder
User avatar #4 - kellyweeezel (01/25/2013) [-]
Now whenever you pay for something with it people will think you are going to rape them.
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User avatar #32 to #23 - coustify (01/25/2013) [-]
Good picture, that is my current background.
User avatar #36 to #23 - mettih (01/25/2013) [-]
Børre?
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#43 to #36 - fishsticksnow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - mettih (01/25/2013) [-]
Danish lastname?
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#68 to #62 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
Making hard decisions and owning females. That's what being a leader is about.

We land, get females, get sex and leave before anyone changes their mind.
#48 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
We'll bank okay?
#79 - stoopidmonkie (01/25/2013) [-]
We'll bang, ok?
We'll bang, ok?
User avatar #8 - lolwatthe (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm surprised no one has yet to make a version with something **** on it.
User avatar #13 to #8 - viscerys (01/25/2013) [-]
I don't think Barclays would put porn on a bank card.
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