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Bioware: Would you like the real ending as IDLE?
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Submitted: 03/15/2012
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User avatar #404 - joekooldash (03/16/2012) [-]
i was very dissapointed with some of my options in ME3.


I thought this whole time my decision in ME2 to convert the remaining geth would alow a great deal of allies in ME3, however i did not see any effect from that decision and it made you choose to kill ALL the geth or ALL the quariians, i didnt realise it until I accidentaly killed all the quariians. I did not go to sleep until 3 in the morning thinking about how ****** I was for doing that.

also, i chose what anderson woukld do and destroyed the reapers, and it seamed like it sent a fire curtain, killing a LOT of alliancve soldiers on Earthand destroyed the mass relays, how is that a good ending?

also, can anyone tell me what the **** the galactic readiness thing was for? i never saw any change in it the whole time I was playing?
#458 to #404 - aznsquishy (03/30/2012) [-]
In order
1: You can save both the Geth AND the Quarians if you have certain conditions fulfilled
2: The "fire curtain" was the result of the explosion of the Reapers, you could have saved those Alliance soldiers had you actually worked toward the EMS. You would have gotten a cutscene in which the Alliance soldiers take cover and DON'T get vaporized
3: The Galactic Readiness rating is advanced through multiplayer, the more matches you finish, the higher it goes. Max is 100%.

P.S. Indoctrination theory is just the fans way of coping with the fact that Bioware won't change the ending, as they stated before. If they do release DLC, I urge everyone not t buy it and search the endings on youtube and just watch them. I'm spending no more money after $180+. **** that.
#457 to #404 - nittsurri (03/25/2012) [-]
Mary mother of god, how did you **** up badly enough to kill all the quarians and lose in the end?
User avatar #407 to #404 - sircool (03/16/2012) [-]
because it's not the real ending. I'm hoping for what a lot of other fans are hoping for. the indoctrination theory is right, since so much backs it up. and if earth burned, you must've gotten a crap low level of assists. and readiness goes up if you play multiplayer. it effects what percentage of total number of assists go in. from either half of your total number to all of it.
User avatar #403 - fistoftheaxis (03/16/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks the reapers are the good guys?
I mean yes they are trying to kill you for :
A) To prevent you from creating advanced A.I that will kill you.(Insert Xzbit meme here)
B) To give primitive races the chance to evolve.

I think B is a good thing. Synthesis was nice, but it is a rather selfish option since the mass relays get thwonked (leaving the choices of space travel for primitive races at a minimum.)

I think the best ending would have to be allowing the reapers to do their job when you realize what they were actually made for.
User avatar #406 to #403 - SemiAnon ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
That does mean you and everyone you have ever known and loved die.
Not much of a stretch to think exactly 0 people see that as a win.
#399 - chewiethewookie (03/16/2012) [-]
LOLZ get it for free? EA wont let that happen  EVER!
LOLZ get it for free? EA wont let that happen EVER!
#402 to #399 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
EA's a bunch of money whores, they can suck my balls.
User avatar #398 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
I've read the article on what the rumored "real" ending DLC is supposed to be, and it's going to be free, people.
www (dot) gamefront (dot) com/rumor-mass-effect-3-dlc-the-truth-due-in-april/

TL;DR: Last 2 lines of the italicized text.
#397 - lordmuffin (03/16/2012) [-]
I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
i've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics
(as subset of biology)
because i am an expert
(which i know is a tautology)
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
#394 - xelihope (03/16/2012) [-]
When I heard the options at the end, I immediately knew my decision.

EDI, my second or possibly first favorite character in the game.

Didn't hesistate even a second to sacrifice her. Because I came all this way to ******* kill reapers.
User avatar #452 to #394 - Sambenmaggie (03/19/2012) [-]
After all that work I wasn't going to let some douche ****** little kid tell me I had to kill the Geth. THE INVESTMENTS I PUT INTO SAVING THOSE GUYS!!!! I keep replaying that last mission hoping one of the options jumps out at me but I just can't make up my mind. I'm leaning towards that weird Synthesis crap.....
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User avatar #388 - artenega (03/16/2012) [-]
And that's why I only play games in the golden age from the 90's to 2008 with the occasional Bethesda game and indie titles.
#384 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
And that's why I play Mario.
#396 to #384 - jtheexile **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#405 to #396 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
Not sure why picture of kony...

Not sure if obvious misuderstanding will be understood.
#433 to #405 - XThatGuy (03/16/2012) [-]
what are you talking about? that guy was awesome.....

p.s. take a closer look
#440 to #433 - captainrattrap ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
It seems my obvious misunderstanding was misunderstood.   
You see, I knew that it was not a picture of Kony, however I wished only to make a joke of it.
It seems my obvious misunderstanding was misunderstood.

You see, I knew that it was not a picture of Kony, however I wished only to make a joke of it.
#382 - anonymous (03/16/2012) [-]
That's why you be a complete ******* and pirate the game including the DLC.
User avatar #385 to #382 - rainbowhyperion (03/16/2012) [-]
It's not being a complete ******* if the people who you would normally be giving money to don't deserve it.
#386 to #385 - anonymous (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm sure some people truly DO deserve it who have put effort into the game.
User avatar #387 to #386 - rainbowhyperion (03/16/2012) [-]
I'm not going to give any of the **** holes at Bioware my money, and i am most certainly not going to give EA my money.
#380 - anonymous (03/16/2012) [-]
This video explains the ending and why Bioware will go down in gaming history   
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This video explains the ending and why Bioware will go down in gaming history

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User avatar #379 - tiddycats (03/16/2012) [-]
I love how the creators defended the ending saying "we wanted it to be memorable" Pfft...memorable as in remember to buy our DLC. ******* merger with EA, I was worried it would end up with **** like this, bastards...
#376 - nITE (03/16/2012) [-]
*sniff* *sniff*

Legion man..... I wish there was a alternate way for you to live and not.......


#362 - anonymous (03/16/2012) [-]
They use credits in Mass Effect......
#361 - ramie (03/16/2012) [-]
Am I the only one here who does not like Mass Effect?

Not hatin
#378 to #361 - xelihope (03/16/2012) [-]
I thumbed because of the ********* you might face ahead.

God speed.
#368 to #361 - sircool (03/16/2012) [-]
the mass effect community does not act like reapers. It acts like paragon to other members, renegade to bioware/EA. and treat people who don't care for it like Jacob Taylor. as in, no one liked him or cared for him, but didn't want him dead for some reason.
User avatar #375 to #368 - ramie (03/16/2012) [-]
My brothers and my friend is obsessed with it, I just couldn't get into it for some reason.
#392 to #375 - sircool (03/16/2012) [-]
did you play the first one? at all? Any one who doesn't hate the sci-fi genera with a burning passion can't say no to it.
User avatar #410 to #392 - ramie (03/16/2012) [-]
I played all three for a roughly an hour to see if i would like it but it was just very boring.
#411 to #410 - sircool (03/16/2012) [-]
1 focuses a lot more on story than anything thing else. if you'd have continued, you'd have met an iconic character and favorite of most in all three games. it was this same character who made me a fan of it.
2. Focuses on combat more. a lot better combat system, better graphics, and an epic ending ensure a great game. for me at least.
3. this one takes the best of both worlds and mashes it together. every one that i've seen review it says that all of it was awesome, till the last 5 minutes.
User avatar #438 to #411 - ramie (03/16/2012) [-]
Honestly the game play was like a watered down Gears of War. Mass Effect is not a ****** game I just didn't enjoy it. But I have watched both of my brothers beat all 3 games so I know the story
User avatar #354 - alucord (03/16/2012) [-]
Bioware can you wait a second,

I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#350 - SemiAnon ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
#346 - thexxtalonxx (03/16/2012) [-]
Just going to leave this here........
#336 - macuto (03/16/2012) [-]
fuuuuu!! you people should really start to STFU! why don't you play it again with the same character and before doing the last mission get 100% galactic readiness and SEE THE REAL ENDING?! there are 16 endings + (plus) one that can only be achieved that way.....


I haven't beat it the second time, but if you don't belive and really want to know, the "secrete" ending has you fighting against The Ilusive Man. Hi transfroms into a big mother ****** brute-like reaper (Looks much deadlier). How the battle goes or what are the options I am yet to find out...I can send you a picture the Art Book of the Mass Effect Universe or the Art Book of Mass Effect 3 if you want just send me a PM...I'll even let you choose -.-
#351 to #336 - thexxtalonxx (03/16/2012) [-]
There is NO TIM battle.... there are NOT 16 endings.. just 6 slightly different endings WITH DIFFERENT COLORED EXPLOSIONS.... and you don't need 100% GR for the secret ending, just 4500 EMS.

Go jump off a bridge idiot.
User avatar #344 to #336 - phsycocake (03/16/2012) [-]
all 16 endings are about the same. internet research proved it
User avatar #342 to #336 - sircool (03/16/2012) [-]
umn, they cut out the TIM boss battle thing cause they said having a great big boss battle like that would be too "Video gamey" honestly, I enjoyed just seeing tim losing his mind and ending his life like saren did.
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