for Asgard!. not sure if repost or not, just thought it was funny.. I prayed for god to not answer my prayer. Christians - 1 Atheists - 0 thor christians
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#101 - savirleo ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
#125 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #140 to #125 - zeroxnight (01/21/2013) [-]
1000 penises can also fit perfectly inside OP's mouth.

Checkmate, Atheists
#141 to #140 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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Like this?
User avatar #143 to #141 - zeroxnight (01/21/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #188 to #60 - ilovehitler (01/22/2013) [-]
I read that as Horse faith and it made it so much better
User avatar #199 to #188 - Johannarin (01/25/2013) [-]
yeah it's sad how they abuse runes these days..
#96 to #60 - CoolStoryBrosky (01/21/2013) [-]
Atlas, duh.
User avatar #114 to #96 - Johannarin (01/21/2013) [-]
then, why has nobody found his hands yet?
User avatar #105 to #96 - johnnygat (01/21/2013) [-]
Atlas is shrugging
User avatar #120 to #105 - eddiethead (01/21/2013) [-]
Ayn Rand.
#93 to #60 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
4 elephants on a turtle flying through space.
#55 - sheperdofthestars (01/21/2013) [-]
TFW You pray every night to be in Thor's harem and it never happens...
TFW You pray every night to be in Thor's harem and it never happens...
User avatar #71 to #55 - oikake (01/21/2013) [-]
because you are Will Smith and Thor doesn't **** black guys....
User avatar #121 to #55 - eddiethead (01/21/2013) [-]
This episode...
Now I have feels.
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#170 to #152 - phatsno (01/22/2013) [-]
bitch please
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#184 to #182 - disies (01/22/2013) [-]
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#108 - swordhoard (01/21/2013) [-]
Then Thor helps Voldemort finally kill harry potter.
User avatar #1 - cubanwhiteman (01/21/2013) [-]
I prayed for god to not answer my prayer.

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User avatar #153 to #1 - nefarian (01/22/2013) [-]
If God exists, then how come my onion won't beg to even more look have a tea
User avatar #2 to #1 - omgsabo (01/21/2013) [-]
so by not answering your prayer he answered your prayer? k
User avatar #7 to #1 - eikakaka (01/21/2013) [-]
If blablabla how come blaghrabhr

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#95 to #7 - kotos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
ME MII MIE MEI ME ME ME MIIIIIIIIIIII

Me:1
Mi: 0
#98 to #95 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
Yip yip yip yip
#195 to #95 - mnieh (01/22/2013) [-]
But there are 4 me's
#197 to #7 - ipostwhatyouwant (01/22/2013) [-]
If God isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie bonowie twepi solo? ho ho ho hoooo

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User avatar #180 to #7 - lamarisagoodname (01/22/2013) [-]
perfect
#146 - Tyranitar (01/22/2013) [-]
Does Thor help the zombie finally kill all those ******* plants?
#15 - Sinless (01/21/2013) [-]
If God isn't real, then explain why Christian Bale visited a cancer patient and flew him and his family out to Disney World for free, while Athiest Bale did nothing.

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User avatar #124 to #15 - SebyMeister (01/21/2013) [-]
Then explain why Godzilla attacked japan while Atheistzilla was minding his own business.

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#21 to #15 - sandninja (01/21/2013) [-]
here take this
#19 to #15 - zzzebror ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Then explain why GODzilla attacked Japan but Atheistzilla did not.

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Atheists: 1
#22 to #19 - watanigga **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [-]
Jesus mows MY lawn

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User avatar #50 to #22 - stcronin (01/21/2013) [-]
Jesus floats on grass :O
User avatar #135 - kanatana (01/21/2013) [-]
I just prayed to Thor, and he didn't come.

Vikings, 0
Christians-- Holy **** , I just heard thunder. I'm turning the internet off and hiding under something sturdy now, goodbye.
#8 - zakvanloocke (01/21/2013) [-]
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#181 - dooddood (01/22/2013) [-]
Yes
#166 - thebestofmurder (01/22/2013) [-]
If God doesn't exist, then why are our citrus fruits pre-sliced?   
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If God doesn't exist, then why are our citrus fruits pre-sliced?
Christians-1
Athiests-0
Vikings-1
Nature-20
#38 - tfixari (01/21/2013) [-]
Capatin America sure doesn't think so
User avatar #92 to #38 - immortalfear (01/21/2013) [-]
Captain America- Thinks there is only 1 god, has met several.
User avatar #97 to #92 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/21/2013) [-]
*Has met several comic book aliens inspired by the gods. The comic book Thor isn't the same as the god Thor. They only drew inspiration for a comic book hero.
#115 to #97 - miaandvinny (01/21/2013) [-]
But in the comics, isn't Thor a god?
User avatar #117 to #115 - chiktikkavaspaus (01/21/2013) [-]
No. He's a super hero based on the god.
User avatar #44 to #38 - freddyhollensen (01/21/2013) [-]
Christians are wonderful, even when an opposing religion is definitively confirmed without a shred of doubt... they still refuse to lose their faith... I mean really, Thor conjures a lightning storm and you're still all, have you checked out this Jesus guy, he totally walks on water.
#56 to #44 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Butthurt much?
By the way, Jesus was not a God.
User avatar #63 to #56 - jusbox (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, you know, according to the Bible, Jesus kinda is God. God is Jesus. It's this whole trinity thing, you know, with God, Jesus and the holy ghost, wich are all aspects of God. So according to the bible Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and the holy ghost are also both, and that too is mutual from both Jesus and God, which are the same guy....
it's not confusing at all

#67 to #63 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a religious fag but as far as I know Jesus is the son of god, a (let's say it in this way) "product" of God, the holy spirit and Mary. Since Jesus is part mortal, he isn't a full god so I guess that doesn't make him entering in the "god" class.
#73 to #67 - mrclass (01/21/2013) [-]
christfag here. Basically the whole idea of the holy trinity is that everything in it is the same god. Don't think of it as God- Jesus- Holy ghost as if they were different things, think of it as father- son- spirit. The idea is that they are all different parts of the giant thing we call God. not only that but the idea that jesus is part god and part human was actually a church heresy known as Arianism. Because arius was a well known scholar it was a major struggle for the church to remain unified because so many supporters were arian.
#74 to #73 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
This is actually interesting (no sarcasm). Thanks for the information.
User avatar #69 to #67 - jusbox (01/21/2013) [-]
The thing is, God incarnated himself as Jesus. Just google "christianity incarnation".
#72 to #69 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I was wrong all along. Well, **** happens.
User avatar #64 to #56 - freddyhollensen (01/21/2013) [-]
Learn to take joke FJ... also, psst... I don't think Jesus was God either.
#68 to #64 - arandomanon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Hard to detect jokes if you don't post a picture or anything like that.
Hard to detect jokes if you don't post a picture or anything like that.
#46 - fubmageren (01/21/2013) [-]
I hate the way marvel pictures Tor..
User avatar #62 to #46 - spidahridah (01/21/2013) [-]
Jeg og.
User avatar #85 to #62 - scarydino (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh, jeg også
#137 - gelflingchey (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #106 - dawggz (01/21/2013) [-]
Prayed to Oden and I swear he answered my prayers.

I am not going to post this as an anon. I have been baptized to Norse Religion because my prayer to Oden was answered while I was still Christian.

So for me,
Norse Faith - Over 9000
Christianity - ... let's not answer this.
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