how to talk to short people

#1 - enemyoftrn

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(11/19/2017)[-]

My fetish. Huge alien god and ting hot scientist human.

#8 to #1 - freshestprince

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(11/19/2017)[-]

I don't remember the professor being snu snud in that episode of futurama.

#25 to #1 - thespecialone

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(11/19/2017)[-]

where i live, we call this situation "standgebläse"

#31 to #25 - abullen

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(11/20/2017)[-]

Click to show spoiler

I thought you called it "Shädbase"?

#34 to #1 - spookopstheline

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(11/20/2017)[-]

Does the ting go skkraaaaa?

#5 - myjunk

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(11/19/2017)[-]

Chris Hemsworth Height: 6' 3" (1.91 m)

Natalie Portman Height: 5' 3" (1.6 m)

#7 to #5 - raggg#6 on commentsRank#6

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(11/19/2017)[-]

5'11 vs. 6'0

#32 to #7 - skulldan

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(11/20/2017)[-]

HUR HURR, I DID THE MEME

#35 to #5 - supercookieduster

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(11/20/2017)[-]

****, im 5'3

#30 to #5 - anon id: 0b262ca5

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(11/20/2017)[-]

interesting, even though she says she has heels there's less than half a foot difference in height in the post. the top of her head is just above his chin.

#9 - magicexplain

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(11/19/2017)[-]

She's a really great actress just my opinion

#19 to #9 - scurvvy

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(11/19/2017)[-]

And a natural beauty

#11 to #9 - kenhakku

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(11/19/2017)[-]

Agreed. Even though it was probably the worst of the new Marvel movies

#3 - imdan

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(11/19/2017)[-]

Because posting the sauce is always better.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBOsxMW4fSs

#4 to #3 - anon id: 98f3dba6

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(11/19/2017)[-]

thank ye kind ser

#33 to #3 - asftrooper

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(11/20/2017)[-]

Natalie Portman and Chris Hemsworth The Graham Norton Show 2013

#2 - nagafever#130 on commentsRank#130

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(11/19/2017)[-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** ever since i saw that 10 minute star wars 2 clip on tv as a kid i had a crush on natalie portman.

only saw 10 min cuz then we had to go home... didnt see the full movie till like 5 years later

#6 to #2 - dareaper

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(11/19/2017)[-]

I've had a crush on her since my dad unwittingly let me watch Leon the Proffesional when I was like 4 or 5. Huuuuuuge crush on her since. Of course now a days watching that movie makes me a little uncomfortable. I mean, she was older than me even at the time I first saw it. But still. It ***** with my head man. She's only like 12 there but is still the chick I want to do horrible dirty things too. This is why I drink

#10 to #6 - hackmon

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(11/19/2017)[-]

For a similar reason I never want to see the original harry potter movies again. Emma Watson and I are the same age (a month apart) and I grew up having a crush on her. Her recent SJW stances have since ended that crush but it was my longest running celebrity crush

#13 to #10 - onetruesempai#369 on commentsRank#369

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(11/19/2017)[-]

I've had a crush on Jennifer Lawrence for a while now.

#18 to #13 - psychostumpy#331 on commentsRank#331

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(11/19/2017)[-]

My mancrush on Steve McQueen will never die.

#23 to #18 - anon id: c3d8c8b2

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(11/19/2017)[-]

He doesn't have a man crush on the Goose. Heh pleb.

#36 to #23 - psychostumpy#331 on commentsRank#331

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(11/21/2017)[-]

The Cooler King is superior in every way to your overrated bird meat

#12 to #6 - suckthesack

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(11/19/2017)[-]

shiet son when i was 14 I was looking for porn with 14 year olds... just saying **** changes and its fine. its not like you made these fantasies now. they were fantasies from younger you that still hold a value for you. it dont make you ******

#29 - frikandelboy

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(11/19/2017)[-]

Natalie is Top waifu tier