Cap Looks Good. Who's seeing the winter soldier today.. im gonna be that guy: maybe your stomach wouldn't be so scuffed up and bloody if you had clothes on it cap
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#42 - wwhhaaq (04/04/2014) [-]
im gonna be that guy:   
   
maybe your stomach wouldn't be so scuffed up and bloody if you had 			*******		 clothes on it
im gonna be that guy:

maybe your stomach wouldn't be so scuffed up and bloody if you had ******* clothes on it
#115 to #42 - lesterthered (04/05/2014) [-]
Its a price shes willing to pay for fashion.
User avatar #119 to #42 - phantomonkey (04/05/2014) [-]
If she had her " ******* clothes" on, it'd be worse.
User avatar #47 to #42 - asimplepotato (04/04/2014) [-]
...Why would she worry about some dirt and blood in a fight?

If it was armor then sure she could have covered it up, but the suit is just cloth.
#48 to #47 - wwhhaaq (04/04/2014) [-]
cloth covered midriff in fight > exposed midriff in fight
User avatar #49 to #48 - asimplepotato (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, an exposed body could serve as a mild distraction as opposed to less dirt and blood on your body.
#93 to #42 - bobtheamazing (04/05/2014) [-]
sexy enuff
#46 to #45 - wwhhaaq (04/04/2014) [-]
not to mention the fact that if the top on that elf is a solid metal, if she falls on her chest she is going to crush her sternum
#58 to #46 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
but muh dick
User avatar #76 to #46 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
Really? Solid metal is that squishy? Or because is so thin? She is not buffed either, even with the force of the fall i dont believe it will be enough weight to bend it.

The points bits on the mini chestplate look dangerous though..
#87 to #76 - wwhhaaq (04/05/2014) [-]
well, as you can see, the chest piece is formed to fit the breasts specifically, the problem with this is that it isnt following the SKELETAL structure, but rather the malleable form of breasts

so, were she to fall forward, there would be severe piercing/crushing damage to her sternum and ribs as her armor is meant to be a near perfect mold of how her breasts are shaped, in turn not following the contour of the torso

i drew a picture to better help explain
User avatar #98 to #87 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
Aaaaaah i get it now, its like if you grab a solid piece of metal and place it in your chest then fall on it so the force will not distribute and will be concentrated in that area. And it would be the same if someone attacks her with a hammer i assume.
User avatar #102 to #98 - wwhhaaq (04/05/2014) [-]
yep, exactly
#3 - imalamp (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - xxnegociatorxx (04/04/2014) [-]
> Fighting Uniform
> Covers everything but vital organs
User avatar #79 to #44 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
The hearth is pretty vital.. the exposed kidneys look perfect for backstabs. I dont think it stops bullets/sharp weapons either thats what the shield is for.
#88 - jsrf (04/05/2014) [-]
i'll just leave this here then
#150 to #88 - elastoplast (04/05/2014) [-]
She kind of looks like Beth from TWD
#41 - thekirbs (04/04/2014) [-]
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#17 - moorbs ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
mmm Allison Brie   
   
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mmm Allison Brie

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#135 to #17 - crosskill (04/05/2014) [-]
As you wish.
As you wish.
#147 to #138 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
needs to be shortened to the last two shakes, then looped
User avatar #167 to #17 - timelordjam (04/05/2014) [-]
Alison Brie... 12/10
#127 to #17 - alexmaverick (04/05/2014) [-]
She's like the perfect-est ever.
#26 to #17 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
Nobody thought of posting a gif of her running in one of the paintball episodes of Community? It's in slow-mo by default already, too!
#136 to #26 - crosskill (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I arrived so late to the party.
I'm sorry I arrived so late to the party.
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#53 to #30 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
take this  so he can continue
take this so he can continue
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#104 to #96 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #168 to #96 - timelordjam (04/05/2014) [-]
******* source, saintslayer now. source. sourcerer (is it sourceror?) SOMEONE SAUCE now.
#177 to #168 - sourceror (04/06/2014) [-]
I HAVE HEARD THE SUMMONS.    
the first video is a sexy/funny lingeria thing she did with a co-star. the second video has a video version of the gif,    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYorvzA0_qI   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2yNcAZt3E8
I HAVE HEARD THE SUMMONS.
the first video is a sexy/funny lingeria thing she did with a co-star. the second video has a video version of the gif,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYorvzA0_qI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2yNcAZt3E8
User avatar #178 to #177 - timelordjam (04/06/2014) [-]
oh, hello again. you've given me those links before
User avatar #179 to #178 - sourceror (04/06/2014) [-]
hahaha i didn't even notice it was you who posted the comment
User avatar #169 to #168 - SaintSlayer (04/05/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I have no ******* clue.
User avatar #170 to #169 - timelordjam (04/05/2014) [-]
you have failed in your work, return home soldier
User avatar #172 to #171 - timelordjam (04/05/2014) [-]
perhaps if you provide more gifs you wont need to leave
User avatar #164 to #96 - xsnowbanex (04/05/2014) [-]
What in the **** is this from. You know. For research....
#60 - senorfrog (04/05/2014) [-]
Saw Winter Soldier last night, best super hero movie. and it was a lot like Metal Gear Solid
User avatar #67 to #60 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
I liked when he spoiler alert used the old uniform because it was from when he fought nazis and IMO the first movie was the best because of the nazis
User avatar #69 to #67 - commontroll ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Technically Cap never fought the Nazis. Just punched fake Hitler and killed Hydras and didn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #70 to #69 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
In the comics he did
User avatar #71 to #70 - commontroll ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Yes, but you were talking about the movies.

Also, **** that Avengers uniform. **** it. With a rake.
User avatar #73 to #71 - kommandantvideo (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah i guess i was talking about the movie

and yes the original uniform is much better
User avatar #78 to #60 - ltbuttstrong (04/05/2014) [-]
Ha, me and my kept saying how much it was like MGS the whole way through, was awesome to watch Helicarriers = Guns of the Patriots
#82 to #78 - senorfrog (04/05/2014) [-]
Can you believe the guys who directed Community made this.
User avatar #123 to #82 - kloudianorici (04/05/2014) [-]
You realize Abed was one of the minor characters?
Thought that was awesome.
Also you can find the Fantastic four building when they are scanning for targets.
User avatar #163 to #123 - buttholee (04/05/2014) [-]
I was waiting for: "I'm captain America" "Cool. Cool cool cool."
User avatar #83 to #82 - ltbuttstrong (04/05/2014) [-]
I know right
#84 to #83 - senorfrog (04/05/2014) [-]
I feel like they just didn't care about making it realistic for the people who don't read comics, they were just like "This is a comic movie for comic people, just enjoy the ride." and it worked.
User avatar #85 to #84 - ltbuttstrong (04/05/2014) [-]
Damn straight, and I love it for that
#86 to #60 - afireinsidebrad (04/05/2014) [-]
may be a spoiler of sorts DONT READ iF YOU DONT WANNA KNOW

for the subtitle of Winter Soldier, there sure wasnt much of him in the movie!! like 30 minutes max!
#91 to #86 - senorfrog (04/05/2014) [-]
Well it was an introduction to him, it was just the right amount to make him look like the terminator, and to implant him having personality crisis, plus makes way for avengers 2 or cap 3 and it did semi fix Iron Man 2/cap 1/ and avengers
#92 to #91 - afireinsidebrad (04/05/2014) [-]
i guess, but it does completely change the way im gonna watch some earlier avengers films thats for sure
User avatar #162 to #60 - buttholee (04/05/2014) [-]
Not really a spoiler, but this part of the movie pissed me off the most.

HOW THE **** DID HE GET THE USB IN THE VENDING MACHINE WITHOUT ANY OF THE SHEILD AGENTS KNOWING????
#52 - ilbacondeity (04/04/2014) [-]
That looks like Allison Brie.    
   
I'd pee in her butt.
That looks like Allison Brie.

I'd pee in her butt.
#62 to #52 - moviexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
I love me some Leo and Satan, Oney needs to make more of this and Dragonsball Pee
I love me some Leo and Satan, Oney needs to make more of this and Dragonsball Pee
User avatar #81 to #62 - ilbacondeity (04/05/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for hellbenders, for... i dunno a year now?
User avatar #158 to #81 - MrKittyKat (04/05/2014) [-]
pebbles is nearly done with the next episode. he's just been busy with other projects.
He recently posted an update.
"Between pitching Hellbenders, being offered a job for a TV show, the HB pitches being declined, me declining to work on the TV show, getting the office/company/website together, and getting Hellbenders back on its feet, 2013 was just completely devoured.

It's easily been the craziest year of my life. I'm glad to say although 2013 was a buffer year, 2014 is ready to go. Hopefully those of you who stayed subscribed enjoy what 2014 has to bring."
User avatar #7 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
For a genetically engineered super-soldier she doesn't have much muscle mass.
#8 to #7 - dudemysides (04/04/2014) [-]
I know, right?
#29 to #7 - jazzytheferret (04/04/2014) [-]
It's not the muscle on the outside, but the muscle on the inside that counts.
User avatar #154 to #51 - crimsonsunshine (04/05/2014) [-]
Ur a figgit
#25 - eddymolly (04/04/2014) [-]
Saw it last week(26th), it was pretty damn awesome!
Saw it last week(26th), it was pretty damn awesome!
#27 to #25 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/04/2014) [-]
NiceBait.jpg
#32 to #27 - eddymolly (04/04/2014) [-]
I don't understand, where's the bait? The guy asked who's seeing Cap 2 and I said I'd seen it and it was good.
I don't understand, where's the bait? The guy asked who's seeing Cap 2 and I said I'd seen it and it was good.
#33 to #32 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/04/2014) [-]
It just came out today. I assumed you were baiting.
User avatar #34 to #33 - eddymolly (04/04/2014) [-]
It came out last week in the UK. Actually on the 26th, so apparently I saw it on release day. Didn't even know that.
#35 to #34 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh. Well I apologize.
#37 to #35 - eddymolly (04/04/2014) [-]
No problem
No problem
#77 to #35 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
a you flipping well should, you give us Americans a bad name
User avatar #66 to #34 - wolfdogone (04/05/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm in the U.S. but I got to see it last week. I walked into my comic book store and the dude was like, "Dude, you wanna see the new Cap America movie?" And I was like, "Dude, **** yeah!" And He was like, "Dude! I've got tix!" And that's how I ended up with some advanced screening tickets for the Winter Soldier.
#89 - jsrf (04/05/2014) [-]
and this
User avatar #109 to #89 - friedepidermis (04/05/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or does she look like Sandra Bullock?
User avatar #113 to #89 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
did someone seriously just shop sandra's face into an iron man suit?
#130 to #89 - maledicere (04/05/2014) [-]
She doesn't look like , she IS Sandra Bullock.
She doesn't look like , she IS Sandra Bullock.
#59 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
El Capitan de Los Estados Unidos prefiere armadura para protecion
La Capitana de Los Estados Unidos prefiere no armadura porque es una puta.

At least male Cap's suit was padded and had kevlar to protect him. This dumb bitch is like "hurr hurr, I'm pretty so it doesn't matter if my internal organs are easy cut open. Tee hee, boys will be too distracted! /justgirlythings <3!!"
#146 to #59 - sedativechunk (04/05/2014) [-]
¡Obvio novato en español!   
   
El es “Capitan Americaño“. I'm gonna have to pick at the name. You used him like &quot;Captain of the United States&quot;. Using &quot;de&quot; with the person typically is used to describe where a person is from, but Captain America is actually his name. Americano is actually pretty acceptable in Spanish with or without the accent when just saying America. Also protection is &quot;protección&quot;.    
   
Last but not least, from what I've seen he's called &quot;Capitan America&quot; in some of the Spanish movie posters where they don't change the &quot;America&quot; at all (probably because it's a native English movie). But they still change it to &quot;capitan&quot; not to confuse the native speakers.
¡Obvio novato en español!

El es “Capitan Americaño“. I'm gonna have to pick at the name. You used him like "Captain of the United States". Using "de" with the person typically is used to describe where a person is from, but Captain America is actually his name. Americano is actually pretty acceptable in Spanish with or without the accent when just saying America. Also protection is "protección".

Last but not least, from what I've seen he's called "Capitan America" in some of the Spanish movie posters where they don't change the "America" at all (probably because it's a native English movie). But they still change it to "capitan" not to confuse the native speakers.
User avatar #64 to #59 - sladee (04/05/2014) [-]
prefiere no usar armadura*
The first one is somewhat correct but it should have the verb "usar" too.
#61 to #59 - saurcerer (04/05/2014) [-]
What's with that Random Spanish Google Translated ******** ?

Your Rage inducing Methods are, not only stupid, but terribly flawed.
User avatar #149 - askafj (04/05/2014) [-]
Does captain america show his bellybutton like that, though?
#6 - dudemysides (04/04/2014) [-]
Girl, you even lift? Or do you just stand around and look pretty?
#129 - owemiegawd (04/05/2014) [-]
not even her shield can stop my dick
not even her shield can stop my dick
User avatar #118 - subtlepluss (04/05/2014) [-]
Just got back not too long ago from that movie. I thought it was pretty good.
User avatar #126 to #118 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/05/2014) [-]
What theater did you go to that still shows movies that are almost 2 years old?

I honestly cant believe this movie is almost 2 years old.
User avatar #132 to #131 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/05/2014) [-]
Why was Soldier spelled wrong?
User avatar #133 to #132 - paradox (04/05/2014) [-]
because im dyslexic & im typing in the dark.
User avatar #134 to #133 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought it was an automated search as in the computer does it for you.. this is pretty neat.
User avatar #117 - factexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
If she's fighting in the winter, she's gonna be pretty chilly in that get up
#68 - lastgentleman (04/05/2014) [-]
All that blood and only one actual cut?Pff
User avatar #80 to #68 - beloth (04/05/2014) [-]
its the blood of her enemies
User avatar #74 to #68 - thelastamerican (04/05/2014) [-]
Most of the blood isn't hers I would wager.
#112 to #68 - taintedangel (04/05/2014) [-]
Super Soldier = super periods.
Super Soldier = super periods.
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