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Life Hacks - Fighting Tips

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#2 - luckass
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#4 - abacongirl
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Yes, but what if my opponent has a banana?
User avatar #16 to #4 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Then you run

Run, you fool!
User avatar #1 - mechgeek
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(11/04/2012) [-]
As good as that plan is, if the other guy presses charges, you'll lose the lawsuit/get fined/put in prison/get a criminal record because in a fight the first person to throw a punch is seen as the start of the fight making you fresh meat in the showers when you're picking the soap up from the floor in prison.
Also, throwing a punch without knowing if the other guy was going to hit you makes you even douchier then 'douchey douche face'.
User avatar #17 to #1 - MotorstormLegend
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Simple. Just wait until he throws the first punch, deflect it by any means necessary, and follow into a one-two. Also, have witnesses watch.
#19 to #17 - shiftur
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(03/21/2013) [-]
What if he starts with the one-two?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mechgeek
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(01/13/2013) [-]
See, that would work absolutely fine. But secondly, why are you commenting on something so old? o_O
User avatar #3 to #1 - dangalo
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Ending up in jail would suck , but i don't buy the whole thing about being a biggr douche if you punch him first. If he didn't want to fight, he shouldn't have been yelling and/or threthening people, ergo; he wanted to fight and you were in a postition where you either pussy out and have a chance to not get dragged further into his crap or punch him in his face, ending it instantly.
#13 - ainise
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(11/05/2012) [-]
So..from what I gathered, you poured your beer on someone, ******* punched him in the face, and strangled him until he fell into submission?

Wait..who's the douchebag here again?

Yeah...after this if he has a decent lawyer you'll be seeing some jail time.
#11 - dshfdgf
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(11/05/2012) [-]
"Clenching a roll of quarters in your fist actually makes your punch +10 stronger"

*equips my +10 strength roll-of-quarters*
#6 - walmarty **User deleted account**
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User avatar #5 - Titanasgr
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Best phrase during RNC "Sssh, don't fight, it will be over soon..."
User avatar #9 to #5 - bokkos
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"Who's a pretty girl"
#8 - vegetatheprince
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(11/05/2012) [-]
feh, amateurs.
#15 to #8 - kamusioso
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Hello me!
#20 - anon
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What a stupid advice , whomever did these tips is a pussy bastard. In first place avoiding to fight should be keep in mind, and only when there is no choice
User avatar #7 - darthtomale
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Or you demand that your opponent let you jerk him off.