Cripple fucker simulator. . Alright guys, any idea what I should do for the festival? W... we can play chess. Lat you . wank Have bottle with me on the roof.. ^ Him? Maybe. < Her? Oh hell yes.
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Cripple fucker simulator

Alright guys, any idea what I should do for the
festival?
W... we can play
chess. Lat you .
wank Have bottle
with me on the roof.
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#40 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't mean to butt in, but I have a suggestion
#3 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
got that ending first time through, I was pretty pissed
User avatar #5 to #3 - Maroon ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Wait what? That's an ending? How can you **** up that hard?
#7 to #5 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Hisao, man, he ALWAYS finds a way...
User avatar #9 to #7 - Maroon ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, that actually kind of annoyed me about his character. Like on the Lily route for example. It was mad obvious something was wrong and I was like "WHERE'S THE ******* OPTION TO ASK WHAT THE **** IS UP HISAO YOU DENSE PIECE OF **** "
User avatar #11 to #9 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
THAT'S why I hated his character. They designed him as a self-insert no matter what anybody says, you know that was the original plan from the dev's original concepts. and ****** it up so horribly that he became the dense plot device that he is.
User avatar #74 to #11 - ivoryhammer (07/23/2014) [-]
I kinda wish they went the RPG route where every thing you say is your choice, but that would take more work.
#24 to #5 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's a few ways to get that end. Being a sarcastic asshole in the scene "Slow Recovery," Kicking Shiina and Shizune out in "Home Field Advantage," blowing off Lilly and Rin, telling them you don't want to talk about it in "Mind Your Step," or saying "I just kind of stuck with her [Rin]" to Nomiya in "Creative Pains." Each of these will piss off the girl(s) you were ostensibly "in" with, enough to the point that you won't have anything to do on festival day, so you'll go hang out with Kenji, have a nice, "manly picnic" on the roof, and then have a "fitting to a very, very bad day."
User avatar #22 to #5 - bsn (07/22/2014) [-]
It's when you haven't made any girl interested in you. It's pretty hard to manage
User avatar #71 to #22 - ivoryhammer (07/23/2014) [-]
It's like the opposite of real life, it's much harder to make girls not interested in you.
#1 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
^ Him? Maybe.
< Her? Oh hell yes.
#6 to #4 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaand yet another link to my dropbox file.
Thanks for the thought just the same, my friend. Helping out a total stranger with a good story link is admirable in this day and age.
User avatar #8 to #6 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
honestly, I never played katawa shoujo nor read that story. I plan on reading it someday
User avatar #10 to #8 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Its worth playing honestly. The fandom can be a bit autistic (self included), but KS has helped a lot of us move on in life. Its a VERY feelsy story (stories?) unlike the Akira pseudo-route link. That story is more for laughter and a perspective shift on what moving forward really means.

TL;DR - Worth playing, 9.5/10 personally ranked
User avatar #13 to #10 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm no autism.
#16 to #13 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
I only said A BIT... Now help me recruit the new guy to the Student Council!
#21 to #16 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
You wouldn't want me on the student council. I'm more of a follower than a leader
#25 to #21 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
Don't worry, so is Hisao. You're just like him! Minus the crippling arrhythmia. I hope so, anyway.
Don't worry, so is Hisao. You're just like him! Minus the crippling arrhythmia. I hope so, anyway.
User avatar #27 to #25 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
he gets da pussay more than I do
#28 to #27 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but "da pussay" isn't in imminent danger of potentially triggering a fatal heart attack every time you stick yours in it, now is it?
User avatar #30 to #28 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know. I could possibly have a heart attack at any moment thanks to all the junk food I eat
#32 to #31 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
eating meat like this ain't helping either
#33 to #32 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, that makes me a bit nauseaous to look at.
User avatar #35 to #33 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
polish sausage, cheddar filling in between sausage and burger that's wrapped around sausage, with bacon wrapping
#36 to #35 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not a big fan of bacon, it's usually too greasy, and I throw up if I eat it.
I'm not a big fan of bacon, it's usually too greasy, and I throw up if I eat it.
#58 to #36 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
I know that feeling all to well
User avatar #37 to #36 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
to each their own. I'm not a fan of spicy foods when a majority of my family are
User avatar #12 to #10 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm not good with feels or depressing. one reason i stay away from Clannad is because I know it's gonna **** me up emotionally
User avatar #17 to #12 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
That's actually how I felt first time I finished it. The void you feel after your first route is that powerful, but soon you become glad that you actually had the experience of it, I'd give damn near anything to find a way to forget KS and play it all over again.

It's heartbreaking, heartwarming and damn well worth it.
User avatar #14 to #12 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Ooh, then I would definitely have to recommend staying away from KS. Its honestly more feelsy than Clannad in my opinion. The story above, no problem. Its almost a standalone piece, and is more lighthearted by comparison.
User avatar #15 to #14 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
maybe one day I'll give them ago, then go into a depression involving lots of alcohol and sobbing myself to sleep
User avatar #18 to #15 - timetravelzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Kinda did the same thing myself for a while there. Once I realized the message behind the feels though, I bounced right back and kicked myself until I landed a great job, started opening up to people, and got my life on track.

Sure, the pain was awful in the process of getting there and I still relapse some days, but I can safely say it was worth it and that I'm grateful my creepy ******* coworker said "Hurrr do it, and go for the chick with no legs".
User avatar #20 to #18 - savirleo (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm a pessimistic person in general, and I highly doubt that message would get through to me.
User avatar #78 to #20 - amusingusername (07/23/2014) [-]
Aaaand there's the pessimistic attitude.

Well, at least you're not a liar.
User avatar #119 to #20 - timetravelzero (07/23/2014) [-]
It ok, man. At least you're willing to admit you have a problem seeing the bright side. A lot of pessimistic people that I've met just say "I'm only being realistic". You're on the right track. I was VERY negative for a very long time. Honestly, that's probably why it took me so long to play KS myself. (Damn near a year and a half after it came out, as it so happens)
User avatar #129 to #119 - savirleo (07/23/2014) [-]
actually, my pessimism helps me to see the good in things. Although it sometimes makes me come off as an asshole
User avatar #130 to #129 - timetravelzero (07/23/2014) [-]
Preaching to the choir on that one. I'm likely going to die young from my health issues, but it makes me see each new day as kind of a chance to kick the world's ass for giving me a **** hand.
User avatar #133 to #130 - savirleo (07/23/2014) [-]
One thing that I've learned

If you wish to see the sun again, you must first weather the storm
User avatar #53 to #4 - squidamon (07/23/2014) [-]
ooh, KS story. Me likey, me savey.
#43 - almostninja (07/23/2014) [-]
Man I'd booze with that crazy bastard any day. He probably does some crazy **** when he's drunk.
#95 to #43 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
"I'm Harry Potter, grab my wand dude!"
User avatar #117 to #43 - perform (07/23/2014) [-]
He does crazy **** even when he's sober.
User avatar #46 to #43 - longlivevapix (07/23/2014) [-]
He pushes you off a roof when he's drunk, does that count?
User avatar #108 to #101 - pigglysumbeech (07/23/2014) [-]
No, he threw him out of the room immediately because then it would just be him, two girls, and a bottle of whiskey.
User avatar #113 to #108 - deltoraquest (07/23/2014) [-]
its supposed to be true to the actual story in which if kenji invites you to the roof with a bottle of whiskey, he comes on to you in which you back up away from him, and proceed to fall off the edge of the building. I for one find this picture accurate and funny.
#56 - ayumu (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't feel like wading through the game to find it but...   
   
 In either Emi's or Rin's route, Kenji warns you to be careful when eating on the roof with them because if he were to kill someone he would push them off the roof to make it look like an accident.  Kenji meant to kill you, he planned your murder.
I don't feel like wading through the game to find it but...

In either Emi's or Rin's route, Kenji warns you to be careful when eating on the roof with them because if he were to kill someone he would push them off the roof to make it look like an accident. Kenji meant to kill you, he planned your murder.
#64 to #56 - hcatt (07/23/2014) [-]
here
User avatar #67 to #64 - ayumu (07/23/2014) [-]
thanks, what chapter was it?
User avatar #105 to #67 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Emi's route, NFI which chapter tho
#106 to #105 - ayumu (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks based cazabro
#69 to #67 - hcatt (07/23/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, I have no clue. I just already had that pic saved.
#73 to #69 - ayumu (07/23/2014) [-]
God damnit
User avatar #44 - thebaseballexpert (07/23/2014) [-]
anyone else feel like Misha should have also been a story line?
User avatar #99 to #44 - fuckinfuckinfuck (07/23/2014) [-]
Misha is my favorite girl.
User avatar #122 to #44 - reaperoxide ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Fan fictions are a wonderful thing.
User avatar #49 to #44 - trivdiego (07/23/2014) [-]
not unless you were a chick
User avatar #54 to #44 - vatra (07/23/2014) [-]
She's a lesbian that has a one nightstand with a dude at a low point. There isn't much to work with.
User avatar #121 to #54 - reaperoxide ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
She could easily be bi.
User avatar #134 to #121 - vatra (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, I mean she says she's not, but that could have been a lie to avoid potentially making the situation even worse.
User avatar #51 to #44 - blokrokker (07/23/2014) [-]
I think Akira should have had a route.
User avatar #65 to #51 - ivoryhammer (07/23/2014) [-]
I think she's married
User avatar #128 to #65 - blokrokker (07/23/2014) [-]
Nah, she has a boyfriend. Somebody wrote an Akira route, and she ends up breaking up with him because he's a prick. In canon he's an alright dude, apparently.
User avatar #48 - tacticulbacon ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
whats up with all these katawa shoujo posts lately? It's like it got popular again
#34 - sienimies (07/22/2014) [-]
Damn, it's been forever since i played this.
User avatar #98 - landartheconqueror (07/23/2014) [-]
as someone who's just started... playing? katawa shojou, i greatly appreciate the re-rise of related content
#2 - almaster ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - amonahan (07/22/2014) [-]
Title + Content Nicely done
#83 - extremistavenger (07/23/2014) [-]
I reinstalled Katawa Shoujo last night.
And my fellow brethren, I do not know where this journey will land me, but I will walk into the fires of this fiery, feely abyss with my head held high and my emotions on guard.
The only question is; Which route will I read first?
User avatar #93 to #83 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
The only one where you get crunk.
#104 to #83 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
You will read best girls route first.
#116 to #83 - megayoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I picked Lilly.
User avatar #120 to #83 - zonicoi (07/23/2014) [-]
Choose Emi.
you know exactly why
User avatar #118 to #83 - icedcarbon (07/23/2014) [-]
I wanted to go for Lily 1st... but accidentally ended up going for the Bacon Tits... then I did Lily's route... then Emi... then the Armless girl... didn't do the deaf girl, didn't like her.
#42 - toguro (07/23/2014) [-]
Hiaso didn't die of a heart attack by the time Kenji spoke

0/10 for immersion, ********* LN
User avatar #29 - kieranbaker (07/22/2014) [-]
Some dingle dongles are making a second katawa shoujo
User avatar #59 to #29 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
It's by tumblr
User avatar #60 to #59 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
tumblrfags anyway
User avatar #63 to #60 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm actually glad this is happening. I just can't get my fill of Tumblr failing at 4chan things.
User avatar #66 to #63 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't know the URL and it's really irking me
User avatar #72 to #68 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
I told you

tumblr
User avatar #75 to #72 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
katawashoujo.blogspot.ca/2013/04/katawa-shoujo-2-cancelled.html

Well there was an official KS2 in development, but it flopped. Other than that, no dice.
User avatar #77 to #75 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
**** me, that was April Fools. Apparently there will be a KS2 or... something.
User avatar #80 to #77 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
woodmusicbox.tumblr.com/
got it

I went through my last 7 days of history and a tumblr search filter
User avatar #81 to #80 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
How is this even legal? Isn't Katawa Shoujou owned by FL Studios?
User avatar #84 to #81 - kieranbaker (07/23/2014) [-]
4ls made no money off of it and they aren't going to be making money off of it. And the first game was based off of a comic writers doodles.
User avatar #82 to #81 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
They should have contacted Aqua or some other member of 4LS
User avatar #85 to #82 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
So it's the same kind of deal as Monster Girl Quest 3D? The original devs just not giving enough of a **** to stop their work being co-opted?
User avatar #86 to #85 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
As long as they don't get any profit from it it should be fine
User avatar #88 to #86 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
I guess it isn't that important.

Not that I've played either of those VNs, tbh.
User avatar #90 to #88 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
It does a great job at being entry level
User avatar #89 to #88 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
I've only played KS

I went back to see how bad it actually was after reading 6 more VNs

it's pretty bad
User avatar #91 to #89 - feelythefeel (07/23/2014) [-]
As for MGQ, I'm not playing game that opens to getting slime up the urethra.
User avatar #92 to #91 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
Apparently the story's pretty good

and you can always just beat the monster girls that you don't like
User avatar #39 to #29 - bossguycumsplash (07/22/2014) [-]
Proof or it didnt happen
User avatar #45 to #29 - rebornpotato (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna favorite this in hopes one day i see it again and it will be somewhat in progress if what you say is true,
but i heard somewhere that the game work in progress or something is similar to it
User avatar #50 to #45 - theCkid (07/23/2014) [-]
www.facebook.com/DriftwoodVN

They did a Kickstarter and got all funded. They show some small updates here.
User avatar #94 to #50 - kieranbaker (07/23/2014) [-]
no thats not them...this is them woodmusicbox.tumblr.com
It would be illegal if they did a kickstarter
User avatar #132 to #94 - theCkid (07/23/2014) [-]
Wow, that's dumb.
User avatar #135 to #132 - kieranbaker (07/24/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #57 to #50 - vatra (07/23/2014) [-]
How is it Katawa Shoujo if it isn't about cripples?
User avatar #38 to #29 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I doubt it'll be anywhere near the quality of the first one. One can hope.
#55 - imagebandetector (07/23/2014) [-]
You could always lift.
#107 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
that ******* painting at the end of the hall background.
User avatar #114 to #107 - Sperit (07/23/2014) [-]
i just realized this
User avatar #26 - epicethan (07/22/2014) [-]
Hisao couldve had whiskey
BUT ALSO PREZTELS
But he does die anyway
But atleast he gets preztels
User avatar #52 - murrlogic (07/23/2014) [-]
>Rejecting Kenji

**** taste confirmed
#61 - poppenhoffer (07/23/2014) [-]
Holy **** are there really this many people who devote tons of time to video games that have sole purpose of feigned social interaction? You know that they made this thing called other people awhile ago that you're supposed to hang out with instead of cartoon characters right?? I may spend a bit too much time online but goddamn you ************* need to get out more.

inb4 bait, I'll take dem reds.
User avatar #76 to #61 - DJFatcat (07/23/2014) [-]
k
#87 to #61 - extremistavenger (07/23/2014) [-]
I seriously don't get why you're so upset, m8.
User avatar #100 to #61 - potatot (07/23/2014) [-]
k
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