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#54 - vymastenaochechula (07/11/2014) [-]
i googled "sofia vergara blonde" and this came up
User avatar #153 to #54 - cocoman (07/12/2014) [-]
Well that's horrifying.
User avatar #63 to #54 - ohhh ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
The best blow jobs.
#6 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
Vance Flosenzier.
Vance Flosenzier.
User avatar #50 to #6 - tacticalhog (07/11/2014) [-]
What is this from please?
User avatar #60 to #50 - bloodyspy (07/11/2014) [-]
Despicable Me 2 or whatever it's called.
User avatar #61 to #60 - tacticalhog (07/11/2014) [-]
Righto, thanks. Have yet to see any new pixar/disney movies, but maybe some time.
User avatar #80 to #61 - achphoenix (07/11/2014) [-]
its neither
User avatar #83 to #80 - tacticalhog (07/11/2014) [-]
oh, well whichever company. But out of curiosity what is it? Asking you insted of google so you can get pinkies.
#111 to #83 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment.
User avatar #51 to #6 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
source?
#52 to #6 - mermoohue (07/11/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #88 to #52 - chuffberry (07/11/2014) [-]
despicable me 2
#106 to #88 - mermoohue (07/12/2014) [-]
You da real MVP
#189 to #6 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it happened in Pensacola. I live near the spot it happened
User avatar #218 to #6 - TestesFly (07/12/2014) [-]
This thread is frustrating to screencap.
User avatar #34 to #6 - BrownBearninetysix (07/11/2014) [-]
Snakes can't blink
User avatar #36 to #34 - beren (07/11/2014) [-]
People can't eat venom or glass either.

Inb4 the smartass who shows that they actually can.
User avatar #38 to #36 - BrownBearninetysix (07/11/2014) [-]
Venom is edible, so long as you don't have sores in your mouth

There are people with certain mutations that are able to digest glass, those are special cases, though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - beren (07/11/2014) [-]
Hail, smartass.
#55 to #39 - Rascal (07/11/2014) [-]
spoiler
#104 to #38 - bann (07/12/2014) [-]
You'd cut your mouth eating glass even if you can digest it, which would poison you
#113 to #38 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
Even if this person were able to digest glass, it would still cut his mouth, allowing the venom to enter his bloodstream.
User avatar #102 to #38 - hazardpay ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
kinda pointless saying they can eat glass but they need special cases. thats like saying i can eat rocks, but it has to be rock candy
User avatar #105 to #102 - abysmalshadow (07/12/2014) [-]
He means the people eating the glass are the special cases, not the glass. It's a valid argument, since the man in the gif could very well be one of those mutants.
#161 to #105 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
I head that john snow dies next season
User avatar #40 to #36 - xXCorpitoXx (07/11/2014) [-]
Isn't it possible to drink venom since it isn't poisonous?
User avatar #89 to #40 - graenko (07/11/2014) [-]
now how he did, the glass would have sliced the inside of his mouth and the venom would have gone into the blood
#90 to #40 - Rascal (07/11/2014) [-]
Venom and Poison are the same thing, both means toxic. the only difference is injected or digested.
#127 to #90 - bakagaijin (07/12/2014) [-]
venomous means it bites you, you die, poisonous means you bite it, you die
#150 to #127 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
which is basically what i said
#152 to #150 - bakagaijin (07/12/2014) [-]
im not saying that its not the same thing... im just saying it how i remembered it
#4 - sniffythebird (07/11/2014) [-]
9 out of 10 times when you find free wifi anywhere:

>Connect to it
>"Sign into wi-fi network"
>K, watev.
>Speedtest
>0.10Mb/s

Okay
User avatar #10 to #4 - metalmind (07/11/2014) [-]
So? DOn't complain. It's free Internet.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sniffythebird (07/11/2014) [-]
When it takes over a minute to load a webpage with almost nothing on it, it's rather useless.
User avatar #25 to #11 - meierme (07/11/2014) [-]
just more tax money going to a **** state for nothing
#31 to #25 - Rascal (07/11/2014) [-]
''muh tax money''
Favorite sentence of FJ.
#37 to #31 - Rascal (07/11/2014) [-]
You do not pay income tax.
#197 to #4 - scorpionfrommk (07/12/2014) [-]
I only pay $30 a month
User avatar #220 to #4 - megusters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
9/10 Would connect.
#199 to #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>been to Ireland
>out in the countryside on the west coast
>cliffs of Moher
>free wifi even out there
>no sign in
>good speed
#35 to #4 - scraye (07/11/2014) [-]
A real first world complaint. If we want 0.5Mb/s we would even need to pay for it. So accept its better than nothing.
#141 to #35 - imagebandetector (07/12/2014) [-]
I think you might like this version of that image better.
User avatar #214 to #141 - scraye (07/12/2014) [-]
Indeed. You have my thanks.
#46 to #35 - boomerpyro ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
you were saying?
#59 to #46 - scraye (07/11/2014) [-]
This is my ADSL line. How bloody sad is that? :/

(don't even want to talk about the wifi)
#74 to #59 - ibangbabys (07/11/2014) [-]
you guys make me laugh

venezuelan supremacy!
#112 to #74 - fzjoss (07/12/2014) [-]
Not bragging, but
>My ping is always **** like this
>I always #rekt'd the **** out of people in Halo: CE, even while sniping, AND at a resolution of 800x600.

But yeah, our internet sucks
#188 to #112 - myfunnyfile (07/12/2014) [-]
Beat this
This actually happened yesterday. I guess god took a piss on my router.
#167 to #112 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
*ahem*
#145 to #112 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't have it anymore, but I used to have a 200kbps download rate... switched it last year, I wish I had a screenshot of how ****** it was
#110 to #74 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
yeah I feel you man, wi-fi over here is a struggle
#114 to #110 - fzjoss (07/12/2014) [-]
U havin a giggle there m8? U think our struggle is funny?
#115 to #114 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
The caterpillar is you, and I am the frog
The caterpillar is you, and I am the frog
#117 to #115 - fzjoss (07/12/2014) [-]
k
k
#195 to #110 - blargharght (07/12/2014) [-]
life is pain
User avatar #233 to #195 - thisisuser (07/12/2014) [-]
How the **** .
Please explain this
User avatar #227 to #195 - shaturnex (07/12/2014) [-]
You mean there is a 11% in that country faster than this? >_>
User avatar #84 to #74 - lunarmage (07/11/2014) [-]
>high ping

If you were to choose a venezuelan tester and NOT the US servers like Russians in Dota you'd get a pretty good connection
User avatar #101 to #84 - ibangbabys (07/12/2014) [-]
venezuelan tester bro
User avatar #103 to #101 - lunarmage (07/12/2014) [-]
Then your internet is for casuls from my calculations.
#222 to #46 - elijahhaha (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm Australian, step up your game abit man.
User avatar #240 to #222 - boomerpyro ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
oh, is that the public free WiFi we were talking about?
User avatar #79 to #46 - adrilazzaro (07/11/2014) [-]
....this is not that bad?
#44 - unoletmehavename (07/11/2014) [-]
I have a 100% garatnee birth control method for myself its called my face.I will go cry and masturbate now.
User avatar #209 to #44 - happyPills (07/12/2014) [-]
i call mine anal. also works on women
#42 - Greevon (07/11/2014) [-]
Vasalgel? Sounds awesome, I wonder how it works and if I can expect to start buying that instead of condoms in the future.   
...   
"...clinical trials in India, Vasalgel™ is a polymer gel injected into the vas deferens, rather than cutting..."   
Nevermind.   
 I realize it's probably not that bad, but when you talk about my junk, never 			*******		 say the word inject
Vasalgel? Sounds awesome, I wonder how it works and if I can expect to start buying that instead of condoms in the future.
...
"...clinical trials in India, Vasalgel™ is a polymer gel injected into the vas deferens, rather than cutting..."
Nevermind.
I realize it's probably not that bad, but when you talk about my junk, never ******* say the word inject
#122 to #42 - SirFail (07/12/2014) [-]
i think its more, rather than getting your tubes cut and tied up  Ouch  they instead just inject that and then if you decide you want kids rather than having to get them reattached, which is unlikely to work , or having surgery to extract your sperm directly from your jewels  ouch again  they can just remove the gel. I'd never have it done but for those who do i know which id rather choose and there probably alot less likely to accidentally sterilize you with a needle than a scalpel  ouch again again .
i think its more, rather than getting your tubes cut and tied up Ouch they instead just inject that and then if you decide you want kids rather than having to get them reattached, which is unlikely to work , or having surgery to extract your sperm directly from your jewels ouch again they can just remove the gel. I'd never have it done but for those who do i know which id rather choose and there probably alot less likely to accidentally sterilize you with a needle than a scalpel ouch again again .
User avatar #99 to #42 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
That's interesting. Your vas deferens is were your spermatozoa are stored... Proteins there stop your sperm from moving... my guess is this simulated the effects of those proteins...
User avatar #118 to #42 - goodcheese (07/12/2014) [-]
it won't protect from sti's so you might want to do condoms anyways. unless you're sure your partner is clean.
#129 to #42 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
Also, it won't stop you from getting HIV. It's safest to just stick to condoms.
#7 - robdabob ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
dont know people having issues with Sofia, i just want to bury my head inbetween her tits. god yes.
dont know people having issues with Sofia, i just want to bury my head inbetween her tits. god yes.
#125 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
>wrestled a shark for 10 minutes then pried it open and retrieved his nephews arm

damn son
pic related i think it may be him
#107 - icanexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
related
#123 to #107 - donttasemebro (07/12/2014) [-]
i accidentally hovered my mouse over that pic while scrolling, and a big pair of breasts appeared on my screen.
User avatar #134 to #123 - alphavsomega (07/12/2014) [-]
"accidentally"
#135 to #134 - donttasemebro (07/12/2014) [-]
"accidentally"
User avatar #136 to #135 - alphavsomega (07/12/2014) [-]
goddamnit you got me
#3 - teranin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
That last one was manly as hell
That last one was manly as hell
#67 to #3 - warzon (07/11/2014) [-]
Quite
Quite
#82 - catburglarpenis (07/11/2014) [-]
mfw I live in Granite City IL, next to Sauget.

mfw Sauget is where all the strip clubs are at.
#33 - darcabyss (07/11/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Mike Haggar.
#78 to #33 - yisumad (07/11/2014) [-]
YOU CAN'T STOP THIS
#124 to #78 - darcabyss (07/12/2014) [-]
He should be added to Super Mario Crossover. Select Haggar, win game instantly.
He should be added to Super Mario Crossover. Select Haggar, win game instantly.
#165 - unyunpeel ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Every time I see something that starts with "A Florida Man" I already know Im in for a wild ride.
Every time I see something that starts with "A Florida Man" I already know Im in for a wild ride.
#76 - themurrey (07/11/2014) [-]
China's FW
China's FW
#100 - toppone (07/11/2014) [-]
Dont worry Sofia, nobody is looking at your hair anyway.
Dont worry Sofia, nobody is looking at your hair anyway.
#126 to #100 - Rascal (07/12/2014) [-]
Yup

I find her face most attractive.
#192 - doctorjosh (07/12/2014) [-]
You insert this whole thing in your peehole so the pain makes your boner go away.
#149 - Pein ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Still...I would **** Sofia's mouth so hard, she would lose her accent.
#159 - Cambro (07/12/2014) [-]
>Be in London   
>Wifi hotspot phone booths on every other block   
>Need to find way to certain museum and needs to google it because English roads are 			******		 to hell. Imagine NJ was hit with a nuke, but the President decided "			****		 IT" and rebuilt the infrastructure using the same roads that were now rubble, putting streets where houses should be and telephone poles 			*******		 anywhere.   
>Find hotspot and point it out to my two friends   
>I go in because I'm only one with smart phone (study abroad group, everyone ditches their useless phones overseas)   
>Opening Google Maps when I notice 2 large bazoomba's staring me in the face with a cock-eyed gaze, nipples starred over.    
>Add for adultfriendfinder   
>Notice a number below this ad...for sex hotline.    
>My friends with me are girls and they don't need to see me ogling dem sticker titties   
>Turn my head to see more pictures   
>"Big White and Desperate" with landwhale in bikini   
>jimcareygagging.gif   
>Become acutely aware that I'm a pervy box   
>OH GOD. THE WALLS COULD BE COVERED IN JIZZ   
>Initiate a game like floor is lava and avoid touching anything while map loads   
>Call it "Don't touch the cum wall"   
>Catch eye of a balding man in trench coat waiting outside the slightly tinted glass   
>No. He is a customer.   
>LOAD 			******		 LOAD   
>Foot starts tapping in impatience   
>I become claustrophobic, surrounded by millions of the unborn   
>"			****		 IT"   
>Kick door open, say wifi didn't work, and scurry away.   
>Trenchcoat enters   
>I bow my head as one of the girls chuckles at me as we walk away
>Be in London
>Wifi hotspot phone booths on every other block
>Need to find way to certain museum and needs to google it because English roads are ****** to hell. Imagine NJ was hit with a nuke, but the President decided " **** IT" and rebuilt the infrastructure using the same roads that were now rubble, putting streets where houses should be and telephone poles ******* anywhere.
>Find hotspot and point it out to my two friends
>I go in because I'm only one with smart phone (study abroad group, everyone ditches their useless phones overseas)
>Opening Google Maps when I notice 2 large bazoomba's staring me in the face with a cock-eyed gaze, nipples starred over.
>Add for adultfriendfinder
>Notice a number below this ad...for sex hotline.
>My friends with me are girls and they don't need to see me ogling dem sticker titties
>Turn my head to see more pictures
>"Big White and Desperate" with landwhale in bikini
>jimcareygagging.gif
>Become acutely aware that I'm a pervy box
>OH GOD. THE WALLS COULD BE COVERED IN JIZZ
>Initiate a game like floor is lava and avoid touching anything while map loads
>Call it "Don't touch the cum wall"
>Catch eye of a balding man in trench coat waiting outside the slightly tinted glass
>No. He is a customer.
>LOAD ****** LOAD
>Foot starts tapping in impatience
>I become claustrophobic, surrounded by millions of the unborn
>" **** IT"
>Kick door open, say wifi didn't work, and scurry away.
>Trenchcoat enters
>I bow my head as one of the girls chuckles at me as we walk away
User avatar #203 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
crips started out to fight criminal gangs then became one?
.......you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian

decline of bees......well china thats what you get for having ****** air from all your factories....

Gambia: ....easiest way to find which rich women are sluts

Vasalgel........if people are too poor or stupid to use condoms, how will they use this?

User avatar #210 to #203 - bitchplzzz (07/12/2014) [-]
Also, if some people wont even use condoms because of religion, whats the point in this?
User avatar #212 to #210 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
exactly

some catholics dont believe in birth control yet still keep ******* nad popping out kids and waiting for god to hand them money to feed the kids
#196 - weirddark (07/12/2014) [-]
The shark put up a bully fight!
User avatar #95 - Tyranitar (07/11/2014) [-]
" **** ! I just witnessed a robbery and need to call the police, but I don't have a cell phone! I know, I'll go use the old pay phone at the next block."

FREE WI-FI

" **** ."
User avatar #173 to #95 - Das (07/12/2014) [-]
Those things are probably not even in service anymore.
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