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#6 - include
Reply +486
(07/11/2014) [-]
Vance Flosenzier.
Vance Flosenzier.
#50 to #6 - tacticalhog
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(07/11/2014) [-]
What is this from please?
#60 to #50 - bloodyspy
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Despicable Me 2 or whatever it's called.
#61 to #60 - tacticalhog
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Righto, thanks. Have yet to see any new pixar/disney movies, but maybe some time.
#80 to #61 - achphoenix
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(07/11/2014) [-]
its neither
#83 to #80 - tacticalhog
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(07/11/2014) [-]
oh, well whichever company. But out of curiosity what is it? Asking you insted of google so you can get pinkies.
#111 to #83 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment.
#51 to #6 - theturkeyburger
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(07/11/2014) [-]
source?
#52 to #6 - mermoohue ONLINE
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#88 to #52 - chuffberry
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(07/11/2014) [-]
despicable me 2
#106 to #88 - mermoohue ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
You da real MVP
#189 to #6 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it happened in Pensacola. I live near the spot it happened
#218 to #6 - TestesFly
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(07/12/2014) [-]
This thread is frustrating to screencap.
#34 to #6 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/11/2014) [-]
Snakes can't blink
#36 to #34 - beren
Reply +56
(07/11/2014) [-]
People can't eat venom or glass either.

Inb4 the smartass who shows that they actually can.
#38 to #36 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE
Reply +52
(07/11/2014) [-]
Venom is edible, so long as you don't have sores in your mouth

There are people with certain mutations that are able to digest glass, those are special cases, though.
#39 to #38 - beren
Reply +46
(07/11/2014) [-]
Hail, smartass.
#55 to #39 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
spoiler
#104 to #38 - bann
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(07/12/2014) [-]
You'd cut your mouth eating glass even if you can digest it, which would poison you
#113 to #38 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Even if this person were able to digest glass, it would still cut his mouth, allowing the venom to enter his bloodstream.
#102 to #38 - hazardpay
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(07/12/2014) [-]
kinda pointless saying they can eat glass but they need special cases. thats like saying i can eat rocks, but it has to be rock candy
#105 to #102 - abysmalshadow ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
He means the people eating the glass are the special cases, not the glass. It's a valid argument, since the man in the gif could very well be one of those mutants.
#161 to #105 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I head that john snow dies next season
#40 to #36 - xXCorpitoXx
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Isn't it possible to drink venom since it isn't poisonous?
#89 to #40 - graenko
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(07/11/2014) [-]
now how he did, the glass would have sliced the inside of his mouth and the venom would have gone into the blood
#90 to #40 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Venom and Poison are the same thing, both means toxic. the only difference is injected or digested.
#127 to #90 - bakagaijin
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(07/12/2014) [-]
venomous means it bites you, you die, poisonous means you bite it, you die
#150 to #127 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
which is basically what i said
#152 to #150 - bakagaijin
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(07/12/2014) [-]
im not saying that its not the same thing... im just saying it how i remembered it
#4 - sniffythebird ONLINE
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(07/11/2014) [-]
9 out of 10 times when you find free wifi anywhere:

>Connect to it
>"Sign into wi-fi network"
>K, watev.
>Speedtest
>0.10Mb/s

Okay
#10 to #4 - metalmind
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(07/11/2014) [-]
So? DOn't complain. It's free Internet.
#11 to #10 - sniffythebird ONLINE
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(07/11/2014) [-]
When it takes over a minute to load a webpage with almost nothing on it, it's rather useless.
#25 to #11 - meierme
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(07/11/2014) [-]
just more tax money going to a **** state for nothing
#31 to #25 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
''muh tax money''
Favorite sentence of FJ.
#37 to #31 - anon
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(07/11/2014) [-]
You do not pay income tax.
#197 to #4 - scorpionfrommk
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I only pay $30 a month
#220 to #4 - megusters
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(07/12/2014) [-]
9/10 Would connect.
#199 to #4 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
>been to Ireland
>out in the countryside on the west coast
>cliffs of Moher
>free wifi even out there
>no sign in
>good speed
#216 to #199 - sniffythebird ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#35 to #4 - scraye
Reply +13
(07/11/2014) [-]
A real first world complaint. If we want 0.5Mb/s we would even need to pay for it. So accept its better than nothing.
#141 to #35 - imagebandetector
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
I think you might like this version of that image better.
#214 to #141 - scraye
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Indeed. You have my thanks.
#46 to #35 - boomerpyro
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(07/11/2014) [-]
you were saying?
#59 to #46 - scraye
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(07/11/2014) [-]
This is my ADSL line. How bloody sad is that? :/

(don't even want to talk about the wifi)
#74 to #59 - ibangbabys
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(07/11/2014) [-]
you guys make me laugh

venezuelan supremacy!
#112 to #74 - fzjoss ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Not bragging, but
>My ping is always **** like this
>I always #rekt'd the **** out of people in Halo: CE, even while sniping, AND at a resolution of 800x600.

But yeah, our internet sucks
#188 to #112 - myfunnyfile
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Beat this
This actually happened yesterday. I guess god took a piss on my router.
#167 to #112 - mrdrprofbraeden
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(07/12/2014) [-]
*ahem*
#145 to #112 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I don't have it anymore, but I used to have a 200kbps download rate... switched it last year, I wish I had a screenshot of how ****** it was
#110 to #74 - averagewhitekid
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(07/12/2014) [-]
yeah I feel you man, wi-fi over here is a struggle
#114 to #110 - fzjoss ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
U havin a giggle there m8? U think our struggle is funny?
#115 to #114 - averagewhitekid
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(07/12/2014) [-]
The caterpillar is you, and I am the frog
The caterpillar is you, and I am the frog
#117 to #115 - fzjoss ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
k
k
#195 to #110 - blargharght
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(07/12/2014) [-]
life is pain
#233 to #195 - thisisuser
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(07/12/2014) [-]
How the ****.
Please explain this
#227 to #195 - shaturnex
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(07/12/2014) [-]
You mean there is a 11% in that country faster than this? >_>
#84 to #74 - lunarmage
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(07/11/2014) [-]
>high ping

If you were to choose a venezuelan tester and NOT the US servers like Russians in Dota you'd get a pretty good connection
#101 to #84 - ibangbabys
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(07/12/2014) [-]
venezuelan tester bro
#103 to #101 - lunarmage
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Then your internet is for casuls from my calculations.
#222 to #46 - elijahhaha
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I'm Australian, step up your game abit man.
#240 to #222 - boomerpyro
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(07/12/2014) [-]
oh, is that the public free WiFi we were talking about?
#79 to #46 - adrilazzaro ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/11/2014) [-]
....this is not that bad?
#7 - robdabob ONLINE
Reply +135
(07/11/2014) [-]
dont know people having issues with Sofia, i just want to bury my head inbetween her tits. god yes.
dont know people having issues with Sofia, i just want to bury my head inbetween her tits. god yes.
#54 - vymastenaochechula
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(07/11/2014) [-]
i googled "sofia vergara blonde" and this came up
#221 to #54 - megusters
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#153 to #54 - cocoman
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Well that's horrifying.
#63 to #54 - ohhh
Reply +6
(07/11/2014) [-]
The best blow jobs.
#3 - teranin ONLINE
Reply +59
(07/11/2014) [-]
That last one was manly as hell
That last one was manly as hell
#67 to #3 - warzon
Reply +10
(07/11/2014) [-]
Quite
Quite
#44 - unoletmehavename ONLINE
Reply +42
(07/11/2014) [-]
I have a 100% garatnee birth control method for myself its called my face.I will go cry and masturbate now.
#209 to #44 - happyPills
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
i call mine anal. also works on women
#33 - darcabyss
Reply +36
(07/11/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Mike Haggar.
#78 to #33 - yisumad
Reply +1
(07/11/2014) [-]
YOU CAN'T STOP THIS
#124 to #78 - darcabyss
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
He should be added to Super Mario Crossover. Select Haggar, win game instantly.
He should be added to Super Mario Crossover. Select Haggar, win game instantly.
#42 - Greevon
Reply +33
(07/11/2014) [-]
Vasalgel? Sounds awesome, I wonder how it works and if I can expect to start buying that instead of condoms in the future.   
...   
"...clinical trials in India, Vasalgelâ„¢ is a polymer gel injected into the vas deferens, rather than cutting..."   
Nevermind.   
 I realize it's probably not that bad, but when you talk about my junk, never ******* say the word inject
Vasalgel? Sounds awesome, I wonder how it works and if I can expect to start buying that instead of condoms in the future.
...
"...clinical trials in India, Vasalgelâ„¢ is a polymer gel injected into the vas deferens, rather than cutting..."
Nevermind.
I realize it's probably not that bad, but when you talk about my junk, never ******* say the word inject
#122 to #42 - SirFail
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(07/12/2014) [-]
i think its more, rather than getting your tubes cut and tied up  Ouch  they instead just inject that and then if you decide you want kids rather than having to get them reattached, which is unlikely to work , or having surgery to extract your sperm directly from your jewels  ouch again  they can just remove the gel. I'd never have it done but for those who do i know which id rather choose and there probably alot less likely to accidentally sterilize you with a needle than a scalpel  ouch again again .
i think its more, rather than getting your tubes cut and tied up Ouch they instead just inject that and then if you decide you want kids rather than having to get them reattached, which is unlikely to work , or having surgery to extract your sperm directly from your jewels ouch again they can just remove the gel. I'd never have it done but for those who do i know which id rather choose and there probably alot less likely to accidentally sterilize you with a needle than a scalpel ouch again again .
#129 to #42 - anon
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Also, it won't stop you from getting HIV. It's safest to just stick to condoms.
#99 to #42 - Sethorein
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(07/11/2014) [-]
That's interesting. Your vas deferens is were your spermatozoa are stored... Proteins there stop your sperm from moving... my guess is this simulated the effects of those proteins...
#118 to #42 - goodcheese
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(07/12/2014) [-]
it won't protect from sti's so you might want to do condoms anyways. unless you're sure your partner is clean.
#100 - toppone
Reply +26
(07/11/2014) [-]
Dont worry Sofia, nobody is looking at your hair anyway.
Dont worry Sofia, nobody is looking at your hair anyway.
#126 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Yup

I find her face most attractive.
#125 - sonicsyndicate
Reply +22
(07/12/2014) [-]
>wrestled a shark for 10 minutes then pried it open and retrieved his nephews arm

damn son
pic related i think it may be him