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you try being clever before dawn

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m Elizabeth 21
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ciivil you don' t have fist, your roots might be from a tree,
EEO because you' d have stumps. Get it? 5114- Orwhatever,
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#1 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
according to this i am greek, this may explain why i am unemployed and broke
#2 to #1 - zachariaseverlivin (01/14/2014) [-]
Faggot Anon gonna get all the thumbs. **** you Anon. **** you
#40 to #2 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
why so mad?
do you have germanic feet? if you do, do you have some change? i need to buy a soda
User avatar #26 to #1 - goldenrodent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
According to this Im roman, this may explain why I want to go bowling.
#44 to #26 - acksl (01/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** that took me by surprise
User avatar #32 - icameheretotroll (01/15/2014) [-]
Apparently I'm Roman
User avatar #7 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
Greek, interesting considering i am from Italian decent, but then again orgies in the streets can cause a bit of confusion on who the father is.
User avatar #9 to #7 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
You know those "Roman orgy" stories are just myths, right? They never happened.
User avatar #10 to #9 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
just take all the ******* fun out of story time, why don't ya. have to ruin a perfectly good explanation of why i have by this post a line descended through Greece, and considering my line most likely comes from the middle east, and found its way across the sea yo Greece, and then then took another boat to Italy after a few generations, see doesn't sound as good as, big public **** fest, now does it?
User avatar #11 to #10 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
Just trying to save you the mental image of your great great *etc* grandmother being banged by two dudes at a time on the temple steps, my man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
you really think with all the inbreeding that occurred, and still does occur around the world i would have a problem imagining someone i am barely related to (really think about it, how much of our dna could we really share with them anymore)? but i still think i prefer the banged on the temple steps image, more fun, kind of like what i would like an afterlife to be like.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
Eh. I like to think of it as "Without that drunken night three thousand years ago, fifty million people alive today wouldn't even exist".
User avatar #14 to #13 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
i prefer putting on a XXX show for a big gold statue
User avatar #15 to #14 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
This is quickly becoming what is easily the weirdest conversation I've had in several weeks, and one of the front runners was whether I'd bang Dark Magician Girl or Harpy Lady first.
User avatar #16 to #15 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
magician girl hands down, but if i had to go with harpies, i would go with the full set, girl, lady, and sisters, me and orgies guess it is a part of my fetish list now.
#30 to #16 - OctopusPrime (01/15/2014) [-]
don't go with the harpies she might give you herpies
User avatar #17 to #16 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
Yup, this is definitely the weirdest so far.
User avatar #19 to #17 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
so how is your day going?
User avatar #20 to #19 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
Well, I've been awake for nearly 30 hours, on my third pot of coffee in that time frame. Watching a Leverage marathon on my laptop. Talkin about orgies with a totally random dude. My Shih Tzu is laying on my lap.

I'd say I'm doing pretty damn good today, all things considered. You?
User avatar #21 to #20 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
i have been awake for 13 hours, 4 mini-monsters, 1 rehab monster, 1 season of "god only knows" and a few LoL matches in, on McDonald's wi-fi. i don't have work until Saturday, so i'm doing good.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
You get MickeyD's wifi that lets you game? Damn, the one near here barely lets me get on with a smartphone.
User avatar #23 to #22 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
it is better than the wi-fi at the hotel i work at, i had a 5 gb download that i was told would take me 18 hours to finish at the hotel. here it would only take me 20 min, and at my fathers house it would take me 5 min at most.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
I hear that. Started downloading Leverage yesterday, got up to go piss. Came back, it was about 80% complete. I'm now on episode 11 of 13.
User avatar #25 to #24 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
i abuse the downloads i have, i micromanage them beyond belief
User avatar #18 to #17 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
this doesn't even make it in to my top 100
#42 - wthree ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - ROFL (01/15/2014) [-]
#46 - budva (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah that chart is ******** . I have pure Germanic roots traceable back hundreds of years.
#47 to #46 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
My Grandfather had a "Ariernachweis", and It says im greek.
Also, noone I know has toes like the german from the chart.
User avatar #45 - SirVladimir ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I'm Egyptian. And here I thought I was Russian.
#41 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
Greek, although I'm from Asia.
User avatar #39 - angelious (01/15/2014) [-]
according to this my roots are in egypt...and i live in fennos skandinavia...something smells fishy
User avatar #38 - foromil (01/15/2014) [-]
Mine just do a sort-of exponential curve, like they start off Roman, then turn Egyptian.
#37 - gaybananaman (01/15/2014) [-]
Roman master race
User avatar #36 - dremnus (01/15/2014) [-]
#34 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm either: none of these, Roman/Egyptian or Greek/Germanic.
Greek/Germanic would explain my joblessness and liking for mead.
User avatar #33 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - loonquawl (01/15/2014) [-]
None of the above.
User avatar #29 - justanotherzombie (01/15/2014) [-]
Roman celtic
User avatar #28 - scoobi (01/15/2014) [-]
#27 - slias (01/15/2014) [-]
Celtic or Greek, kind of hard to tell.
#3 - quitethedelicacy (01/14/2014) [-]
I must be a tree then.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
You know, if I was a brony, I might make a Fluttershy joke here or something. Meh.
User avatar #5 to #4 - quitethedelicacy (01/14/2014) [-]
I was thinking about putting a picture of Fluttershy up there, but my fingers don't allow me to post anything brony.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kanatana (01/14/2014) [-]
Understandable. Their obsession with a child's cartoon notwithstanding, I can dig their whole "tolerance" bit.
User avatar #8 to #6 - silverzepher (01/14/2014) [-]
same with how most people like religion, up until "cut the skin on your dick off" comes up.
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