Two men are at a bar towards the top of the Empire State Building. They've been up there a while, downing drinks and sharing stories. Normal ************.
After they've each become fairly drunk, the first guy pats the second guy on the shoulder. "Hey, did you know that if you were to jump out the window on this floor, by the time you reach the tenth floor, the winds will be so intense that they'll push you right back in."
The second guy gives a short laugh, shaking his head. "That is complete ********, man. Complete ********."
"No, man. Watch, I'll prove it." The first guy finishes his glass and walks to the window. Slightly worried that he's going to actually jump out, the second guy gets up to follow. But, before he can reach him, the first guy opens the window and leaps.
The second guy hurries to look out the window, watching the first guy freefall towards the sidewalk below. And lo and behold, when he reaches about where the tenth floor would be, the first guy suddenly disappears. A few minutes later, the elevator opens to reveal the first guy with a huge grin on his face. "Well? What'd I tell ya?"
The second guy is stunned. "I saw it...but I don't believe it..." The first guy shrugs...and leaps out again. And again, he disappears right about the tenth floor.
When he returns to the bar again, the second guy has a grin. "Well hell, if you can do it, so can I." And at that, he leaps out as well. He falls towards the tenth floor...past the tenth floor...and winds up as street pizza.
At this point, the bartender lets out a loud sigh, shaking his head. "You know, Superman, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk."