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#4 - heafi
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(04/03/2013) [-]
#29 to #4 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/04/2013) [-]
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#20 - Wumbologist
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(04/04/2013) [-]
#3 - zekeon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
That's jesus.

Why is jesus is a strawberry costume?
#11 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Because he came to die for our sins.
And then they berryed him in a tomb.


Yeah I don't know.
#40 to #3 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You've obviously never watched Passionfruit of the Christ, or you would know that he is in the Strawberry suit because he berry bravely died for our sins! You should be grapeful! It's because of Strawberry Jesus that you are alive, you should cherrysh that! You are alive, orange you? We should thank him every day for being such a peachy guy and sacrificing himself for us. Such a subLime guy, it's a shame the Juice killed him.
Too bad his book is the reason gays cantaloupe and whatnot, but in general Strawberry Jesus himself was a sweet, sweet ************.
#41 to #40 - zekeon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Sun for Jesus 2013
#57 to #40 - meganinja
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(04/04/2013) [-]
that's... not a copypasta, is it? If it's not, then good job, I give you the Carlos award.
#81 to #57 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
It's not copypasta. Thank you!
#17 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
You'd have to be bananas to report such a thing.
#43 to #17 - Dwarf
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I like pie.
#18 to #17 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Of course he'll report it! It will take weeks to rePear the damage!
#19 to #18 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I bet his spirit was squash-ed after that incident
#21 to #19 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Well, those stolen possessions were the apple of his eye.
#22 to #21 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
this has been a berry interesting thread
#23 to #22 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Yes, I am grapeFul for your interest in speaking with me
#24 to #23 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
To be honest, I did it out of pear pressure
#25 to #24 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Well, at least some good came out of it. Now we have these memories to cherrySh.
#26 to #25 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
it was indeed subLime
#27 to #26 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
We are a great pear, orange we?
#28 to #27 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Don't get sentimental, people will start thinking we're fruity
#30 to #28 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I suppose you're right, we just met. We cantaloupe so soon.
#31 to #30 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
pineapple
#32 to #31 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
It has been peachy meeting you, sir!
#33 to #32 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm gonna grape you one day for this
#34 to #33 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I will await you! I have over time learned to never let a good mango
#35 to #34 - payseht
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(04/04/2013) [-]
aww, that's sweet
#36 to #35 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Until then, I will never forget juice!
#42 to #36 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
OMG GUYS! I'M SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE!!!
#69 - TheStranger
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(04/04/2013) [-]
>911, what's your emergency?

>Yeah I'm in a bit of a jam
#72 to #69 - josieabby
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Good one.
#73 to #69 - friendbarrier [OP]
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(04/04/2013) [-]
brilliant
brilliant
#12 - nvdoverlord
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Why'd I read it as 9/11?
Why'd I read it as 9/11?
#52 to #12 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
you are tearing me apart
#61 - josieabby
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(04/04/2013) [-]
This reminds me of how much I hate it when people say LIBERRY instead of LIBRARY.
#64 to #61 - cormy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Supposably.
#65 to #64 - josieabby
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(04/04/2013) [-]
bob wire
athalete
expresso
#66 to #65 - cormy
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Bob wire? Wassat?
Duck Tape.
#67 to #66 - josieabby
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(04/04/2013) [-]
*Barbed wire.
foilage
irregardless
a whole nother
nucular
I could go on forever...
#71 to #67 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
this thread is making me irrationally angry
#76 to #71 - happypancake
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(04/04/2013) [-]
What is it pacifically that's making you angry?
#79 to #76 - josieabby
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(04/04/2013) [-]
My mom says "pacifically."  Thanks for laugh.  It was just the perscription I needed.     
Hey!  You think they'll give me some sherbert before my prostrate exam?  Never take your prostrate for granite.
My mom says "pacifically." Thanks for laugh. It was just the perscription I needed.
Hey! You think they'll give me some sherbert before my prostrate exam? Never take your prostrate for granite.
#78 to #61 - markertemp
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Febuerry.
#5 - sidathon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
ffs I read it as 9/11 again...
#1 - thelexingtoneffect
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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#45 - ghostoftrolling
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(04/04/2013) [-]
**ghostoftrolling rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at biggest threat of all **berry cute