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#4 - heafi (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - TheStranger (04/04/2013) [-]
>911, what's your emergency?

>Yeah I'm in a bit of a jam
#72 to #69 - josieabby (04/04/2013) [-]
Good one.
#73 to #69 - friendbarrier (04/04/2013) [-]
brilliant
brilliant
User avatar #3 - zekeon ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
That's jesus.

Why is jesus is a strawberry costume?
User avatar #11 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (04/03/2013) [-]
Because he came to die for our sins.
And then they berryed him in a tomb.


Yeah I don't know.
User avatar #40 to #3 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
You've obviously never watched Passionfruit of the Christ, or you would know that he is in the Strawberry suit because he berry bravely died for our sins! You should be grapeful! It's because of Strawberry Jesus that you are alive, you should cherrysh that! You are alive, orange you? We should thank him every day for being such a peachy guy and sacrificing himself for us. Such a subLime guy, it's a shame the Juice killed him.
Too bad his book is the reason gays cantaloupe and whatnot, but in general Strawberry Jesus himself was a sweet, sweet ************ .
#41 to #40 - zekeon ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Sun for Jesus 2013
User avatar #57 to #40 - meganinja (04/04/2013) [-]
that's... not a copypasta, is it? If it's not, then good job, I give you the Carlos award.
User avatar #81 to #57 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
It's not copypasta. Thank you!
User avatar #17 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
You'd have to be bananas to report such a thing.
User avatar #43 to #17 - Dwarf (04/04/2013) [-]
I like pie.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
Of course he'll report it! It will take weeks to rePear the damage!
User avatar #19 to #18 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I bet his spirit was squash-ed after that incident
User avatar #21 to #19 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
Well, those stolen possessions were the apple of his eye.
User avatar #22 to #21 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
this has been a berry interesting thread
User avatar #23 to #22 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
Yes, I am grapeFul for your interest in speaking with me
User avatar #24 to #23 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
To be honest, I did it out of pear pressure
User avatar #25 to #24 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
Well, at least some good came out of it. Now we have these memories to cherrySh.
User avatar #26 to #25 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
it was indeed subLime
User avatar #27 to #26 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
We are a great pear, orange we?
User avatar #28 to #27 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Don't get sentimental, people will start thinking we're fruity
User avatar #30 to #28 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
I suppose you're right, we just met. We cantaloupe so soon.
User avatar #31 to #30 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
pineapple
User avatar #32 to #31 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
It has been peachy meeting you, sir!
User avatar #33 to #32 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm gonna grape you one day for this
User avatar #34 to #33 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
I will await you! I have over time learned to never let a good mango
User avatar #35 to #34 - payseht ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
aww, that's sweet
User avatar #36 to #35 - bladebites (04/04/2013) [-]
Until then, I will never forget juice!
#42 to #36 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
OMG GUYS! I'M SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE!!!
#61 - josieabby (04/04/2013) [-]
This reminds me of how much I hate it when people say LIBERRY instead of LIBRARY.
User avatar #64 to #61 - cormy (04/04/2013) [-]
Supposably.
User avatar #65 to #64 - josieabby (04/04/2013) [-]
bob wire
athalete
expresso
User avatar #66 to #65 - cormy (04/04/2013) [-]
Bob wire? Wassat?
Duck Tape.
User avatar #67 to #66 - josieabby (04/04/2013) [-]
*Barbed wire.
foilage
irregardless
a whole nother
nucular
I could go on forever...
#71 to #67 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
this thread is making me irrationally angry
User avatar #76 to #71 - happypancake (04/04/2013) [-]
What is it pacifically that's making you angry?
#79 to #76 - josieabby (04/04/2013) [-]
My mom says "pacifically."  Thanks for laugh.  It was just the perscription I needed.     
Hey!  You think they'll give me some sherbert before my prostrate exam?  Never take your prostrate for granite.
My mom says "pacifically." Thanks for laugh. It was just the perscription I needed.
Hey! You think they'll give me some sherbert before my prostrate exam? Never take your prostrate for granite.
User avatar #78 to #61 - markertemp (04/04/2013) [-]
Febuerry.
#12 - nvdoverlord (04/03/2013) [-]
Why'd I read it as 9/11?
Why'd I read it as 9/11?
#52 to #12 - anon (04/04/2013) [-]
you are tearing me apart
#5 - sidathon (04/03/2013) [-]
ffs I read it as 9/11 again...
#70 - lostdagame (04/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 - rstickman (04/04/2013) [-]
I just watched downtown as fruits yesterday
#45 - ghostoftrolling (04/04/2013) [-]
**ghostoftrolling rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at biggest threat of all **berry cute
#51 - intrepidy (04/04/2013) [-]
Goddam it Renly, every time.
#50 - itsfreecola (04/04/2013) [-]
lawl
lawl
User avatar #14 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [-]
This guy looks to fruity to commit a crime.
#16 - messier (04/04/2013) [-]
**messier rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Embarresing Baby Picture **
User avatar #15 - zomaru (04/04/2013) [-]
An LCPD peace keeper will be with you momentarily, thank you and have a nice day.
User avatar #13 - dildoes (04/03/2013) [-]
He stole some berry expensive items.
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