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#18 - teevanator
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
#38 to #18 - thesuttenburger
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Really? Becuase if i can't helium them or curium them I rape them
#20 to #18 - stafflessmoses
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Heimerdinger.
#86 to #20 - cudlefish
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Lol I was just playing him and noticed that
#39 - redclover
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(07/23/2012) [-]
#107 to #39 - tonyspinners
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Interesting, that's how I use the bathroom
#29 - andyashes
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(07/23/2012) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says "For you... NO CHARGE"
#44 - mikhailovych
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(07/23/2012) [-]
There are 2 types of people in this world: People who can extrapolate from incomplete data
#90 to #44 - silentmaximko **User deleted account**
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#120 to #90 - theoriginaluser
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(07/24/2012) [-]
2) Don't misspell success.
#122 to #120 - silentmaximko **User deleted account**
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#22 - foreseeker
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Okay all the chemisty jokes, barium

pic is too ************* relevant
#23 to #22 - eleanortook
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(07/23/2012) [-]
I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then i thought, "Na."
#136 to #23 - foreseeker
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(07/26/2012) [-]
Oxygen and Potassium. O K

MFW you dont tell the joke
#48 - letmetellyouastory
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Two men walk into a bar. One asks for H2O the other asks for H2O too.
The second man dies.
#91 to #48 - okemanresu
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(07/23/2012) [-]
inb412 year olds don't get it.
h2o = water
h2o2 (h2o too) = hydrogen peroxide
#27 - KFCownz
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(07/23/2012) [-]
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the **** outta here.
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the **** outta here.
#76 - youngcatlady
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(07/23/2012) [-]
#114 to #76 - ekkeerr
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 - forevertrombone
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(07/23/2012) [-]
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon and all the ones about noble gases never get a reaction.
#1 - deviousman
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Fizzle.
#2 to #1 - progg
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(07/23/2012) [-]
the shizzle
#19 to #2 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Fo' rizzle
#43 to #19 - dabobyjoeson
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(07/23/2012) [-]
Mah nizzle
#46 to #43 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
ingnizzle da sizzle
#54 to #46 - zehutit
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(07/23/2012) [-]
aint no rizzle on my dizzle
#57 to #54 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
fo rizzle ma bizzle-nizzle
#61 to #57 - zehutit
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(07/23/2012) [-]
is u my wizzle-nizzle?
#62 to #61 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
yes, i'm your wizzle-nizzle, ma bizzle-nizzle
now jus ignizzle da sizzle wit fizzle (the shizzle) so there's rizzle on ya dizzle
#66 to #62 - zehutit
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(07/23/2012) [-]
fo so wizzle-nizzle? cuzzle last tizzle I got rizzle on ma dizzle some snizzle call da fuzzle on myzzle azzle
#68 to #66 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
oh ****

I got a Snoop Dogg overload
#71 to #68 - zehutit
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(07/23/2012) [-]
I felt like I was talking to him, your profile pic made it 10x funnier though
#63 to #62 - kampi ONLINE
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(07/23/2012) [-]
(Don't ask what I said there, because I have no clue whatsoever myself.)