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#18 - teevanator (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
#39 - redclover (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#29 - andyashes (07/23/2012) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says "For you... NO CHARGE"
#44 - mikhailovych ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
There are 2 types of people in this world: People who can extrapolate from incomplete data
#22 - foreseeker (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Okay all the chemisty jokes, barium

pic is too ************* relevant
#23 to #22 - eleanortook (07/23/2012) [-]
I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then i thought, "Na."
#48 - letmetellyouastory (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Two men walk into a bar. One asks for H2O the other asks for H2O too.
The second man dies.
#27 - KFCownz (07/23/2012) [-]
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the 						****					 outta here.
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the **** outta here.
#76 - youngcatlady (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - forevertrombone (07/23/2012) [-]
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon and all the ones about noble gases never get a reaction.
User avatar #1 - deviousman (07/23/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Fizzle.
#64 - zuflux ONLINE (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#69 to #64 - ismellnewfag (07/23/2012) [-]
Don't even think about making a bad joke.
#115 - rueqeal (07/24/2012) [-]
Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes, and barium.
User avatar #97 - jimbobji (07/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.
#105 to #101 - Rhinocerilla (07/23/2012) [-]
No thanks. I'm quite large enough.
#50 - mvtjets (07/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Post this in 						***************					 OP...........
Post this in *************** OP...........
User avatar #53 to #50 - theugandanhero (07/23/2012) [-]
You know, there is a reason as to why OP posted it to the Jokes-And-Puns channel.
#49 - axry (07/23/2012) [-]
#111 - yoh **User deleted account** (07/24/2012) [-]
#56 - lefish (07/23/2012) [-]
Be wary if you try to make a chemistry joke, because all the good ones Argon.
#14 - Claegel (07/23/2012) [-]
When someone asked me if I knew jokes about Sodium Bromate.. I said NaBrO.
When someone asked me if I knew jokes about Sodium Bromate.. I said NaBrO.
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