A bear and a rabbit are constantly fighting until one day the Flying Spaghetti Monster has had enough. "Okay guys, I'll grant you two wishes if you stop fighting, once and for all. Any two wishes you want."
The bear thinks for a little while and says "I'd like to have the biggest dick of all the bears," and BAM, his wish is granted.
"I'd like a motorcycle," the rabbit says, and POOF, suddenly a motorcycle appears.
"I'd also like to be the only male bear in the entire forest," says the bear, and BAM, only female bears are left.
"I'd like this bear to be gay," says the rabbit as he speeds out on his bike.