8 Fact Part 4. Source: .. Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are 8 Fact Part 4 Source: Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are
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#39 - diablojoe
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are ********
Maybe if these statements actually rhymed I wouldn't be thinking that most of them are ********
#111 to #39 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
don't assume I jest or mock, you can cure any ailment by sucking my cock.
#251 to #39 - nalkir
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#65 to #39 - sonoriti
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Most?
#136 to #39 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(06/18/2013) [-]
1 - The equal sign couldn't be another because one line looks like each other;
2 - Complain of boredom is dope, you are more likely to die of a heart attack or a stroke;
3 - You can drop the "F" word anywhere, just as you can buy anything you want if you are a millionare;
4 - When I make my rhymes I gain your trust, should have thought about that first;
5 - I spend most on my day on vidya', it gets me to another world, just like says the media.
#219 to #136 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
"Dope" and "stroke" don't rhyme.
"Trust" and "first" don't rhyme.
"Vidya" and "media" don't rhyme unless you pronounce "vidya" as "vee-dee-ya" or "media" as "mid-ya."
"Another" and "each other" don't rhyme because they both end in "other." It's like trying to rhyme "Share Bear" with "Care Bear."

Project Party Pooper: Initiated
#233 to #219 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(06/18/2013) [-]
You don't know **** about rap.
#222 to #219 - cshp
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(06/18/2013) [-]
With different pronunciation you can make words like papaya, bronchitis and hybrid all rhyme. Also, care bear rhymes with share bear.
#241 to #222 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
"Care" rhymes with "share." "Bear" doesn't rhyme with "bear."

I see no way to make papaya, bronchitis, and hybrid rhyme with each other.
#244 to #241 - cshp
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(06/18/2013) [-]
The last word doesn't have to be the one that rhymes. It's not unheard of to have the second words rhyme and use the same last word.

Also, first three lines. I don't care if you don't like the song, that is irrelevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uUk691o8BI
#248 to #244 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
He's using syllables in the middle or beginning of a word to make them rhyme. If you can do that, then "dime" and "rhino" should rhyme because they both make that "i" sound in the first syllable of each word.

That's closer to alliteration than rhyming.
#257 to #248 - cshp
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Making words that don't rhyme rhyme is a pretty large part of rapping. It's not hard to accept that you can make words that don't normally rhyme rhyme. It's still rhyming. So if you added a word that started with the same "o" sound as rhino after dime, you could make dime and rhino rhyme. Or you can use words that don't fully rhyme to just transition easily. Dime-rhino-rhinestone-fishbone-dome-own-cloned-jones-bro-clothes-supposed to-shoe. Part of rhyming is rhyming **** that doesn't rhyme.
#259 to #257 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any sense.
#25 - whatshouldibenamed
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Equal to ********.
Equal to ********.
#28 to #25 - wacemindu
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(06/18/2013) [-]
How is this a mind ****?
#29 to #28 - KevinPutt
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(06/18/2013) [-]
The bottom line is meant to look shorter than the top line. But both lines are really the same length.
#32 to #29 - wacemindu
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#36 to #32 - whatshouldibenamed
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#145 to #36 - trivdiego
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(06/18/2013) [-]
oh damn you got him
oh damn you got him
#258 to #145 - invalidcupcake
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(06/18/2013) [-]
That gif... Is freakin' amazing
#78 to #32 - lordhasta
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(06/18/2013) [-]
further away usually makes things look smaller not bigger...
#202 to #78 - uzerc
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(06/18/2013) [-]
And why did this get thumbed down?
#268 to #202 - whatshouldibenamed
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Because it didn't make sense to what I posted.
#278 to #268 - lordhasta
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(06/19/2013) [-]
It was a response to wacemindu (#32)
#280 to #278 - whatshouldibenamed
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(06/20/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb down, but since he didn't reply, I did.
#269 to #78 - diverdee
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(06/19/2013) [-]
Well because the one further away is crossing the rails instead of being inside them, it seems to look bigger
#148 to #25 - danniegurl ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
to me they looked equal from the start since i didn't pay attention to the tracks
#164 to #162 - danniegurl ONLINE
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(06/18/2013) [-]
how is that trying to be a badass at all?
i simply din't notice the tracks, so i saw they were equal from the start
#167 to #148 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Same here
#46 - anomsssssss
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(06/18/2013) [-]
complain about boredom. die from a heart attack?
#236 to #46 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
didn't he die from getting shot though?
#243 to #236 - anomsssssss
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Ryuk wrote Light's name in his note book before he died
#253 to #243 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
why did he ?
#265 to #253 - anomsssssss
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(06/18/2013) [-]
he told light from the start that he would be the one to kill him in the end. and when he saw that hes time was running out (shinigami eyes can see the time humans have left to live) he just wrote light name before he died from the gun wound
#240 to #46 - arstya
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(06/18/2013) [-]
How boring...
#76 - SuperCookie
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#161 to #76 - antisocialtwilight
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Because gorillas don't quite have the temperament for it.

3001: The Final Odyssey
#175 to #161 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
>dinosaurs
>antisocialtwilight says 'gorillas'

wat?
#181 to #175 - antisocialtwilight
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(06/18/2013) [-]
No, see, in the book, 3001: The Final Odyssey, people use genetically engineered dinosaurs as servants, with velociraptors as babysitters. They go on to say that they tried gorillas and they didn't have the temperament for it.
See:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/TheSpaceOdysseySeries?from=Main.TheSpaceOdysseySeries
"Everything is Better With Dinosaurs": In 3001, humans are able to clone raptors who are used for labor, and excellent babysitters. They tried using great apes (like gorillas), but as Frank learned, the apes "don't have the patience for it".
#62 - internist
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(06/18/2013) [-]
>mfw i read the first "fact"    
what the **** is that even supposed to mean? how is something more equal than something else?! it either is equal or it's not. there are no increments in equality, ffs.
>mfw i read the first "fact"
what the **** is that even supposed to mean? how is something more equal than something else?! it either is equal or it's not. there are no increments in equality, ffs.
#160 to #62 - emperorguy
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(06/18/2013) [-]
It's something like everyone used to write "showing that the the previous statements are equivalent to" after equations so someone started using parallel lines so he didn't have to write it out every time, since everyone would understand the two lines were equal.
#187 to #62 - Kaamraan
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Tell that to feminists

Ba dum tss <_<
#218 to #62 - comandante
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(06/18/2013) [-]
there is a triple equal sign i believe...
#237 to #218 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I think that means "equals by definition."
#179 to #62 - nickypickle
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(06/18/2013) [-]
hehehehehehe
#63 to #62 - themastertroller
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(06/18/2013) [-]
i guess it means that the parallel lines are the simplest form of representing equality?
#75 to #62 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Commandment 7 of Animalism: All Animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
#37 - Crusader
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(06/18/2013) [-]
******** What the *******. ****. Who the **** ****** this *******... How did you two ******* *****...
#114 to #37 - byodensbeard
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#38 to #37 - Crusader
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Certainly shows the diversity of the word
#110 - toastableduckling
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(06/18/2013) [-]
If the fact about the "=" sign is true, why don't they look like this?
#159 to #110 - wtfduud
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(06/18/2013) [-]
What would we have for a pause button then?
#112 to #110 - dekyrptonian
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(06/18/2013) [-]
that is the symbol for parallel lines i guess. i guess mathematicians just chose thtat at random
#144 to #112 - ledneustadt
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The first mathematician to use the equals sign used it because he thought that nothing could be more equal than two parallel lines. I disagree, and think that nothing is more equal than 2 isomorphic groups.
#115 to #110 - spoccifi
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Never Forget
#255 to #115 - kgfsjholis
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I C wut u did thar
#117 to #115 - toastableduckling
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I knew that comment was bound to happen.
#3 - konradkurze
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(06/17/2013) [-]
believe a statement if it rhymes?

so thats why obama's so bad, he should be rapping his speeches like other ******* then people might believe him
#9 to #3 - originialname
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#10 to #9 - konradkurze
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#1 - kirbyphanphan
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(06/17/2013) [-]
That last one explains so much.
That last one explains so much.
#16 to #1 - ayumu
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#30 to #1 - daentraya
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I had a stressful dream, and i thought '**** this *****, pressed f5 in my mind to save, stood in a corner, and woke up. I dont know if that was part of the dream, or if i lucidly decided to just wake the **** up already
#209 to #30 - toosexyforyou
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Sounds like a lucid dream to me except you decided to end it instead of continuing and doing whatever you wanted.
#128 - GnRNoD
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(06/18/2013) [-]
**** the ******* *******
#130 to #128 - uistorlingme **User deleted account**
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#132 to #130 - GnRNoD
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(06/18/2013) [-]
DAT GIF.
I want the outline of my country in cocaine as well!
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#141 to #135 - GnRNoD
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For some reason (I believe it's because I'm hyperactive, even tho I'm a lazy cunt, I can't stay put) Those things almost never work with me.
Yeah I was making a joke, I don't really like cocaine...
My favorite drug is weed, and LSD is a close second, third would be ecstasy and popper would be fourth (tho pure MDMA is also fantastic).
I like drugs... Apparently.
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#151 to #142 - GnRNoD
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when I'm on acid I can drink as much alcohol as I want... And I never breakdown, as long as you drink good stuff and not cheap **** it doesn't hurt you that much.