It' s runny now science hound universes so
often treat humans as a boring.
memo species or even the weakest and
I wantto see a sci it universe where were
actually considered one or the more hideous
and terrifying species
How do we know our saliva and skin oils
wouldn' t be to most other
sapient races? What it we actually have the
strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill
the in habitants or other worlds lust
screaming at them‘? it most sentient the In
the universe toms out to be and
lives In tear or us rare "animal" races who can
move so quickly and chew shit up with our
Like that old story "theate made of ideal." only
we' re scarier.
HOLY SHIT THEY EAT FOR FUN
YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN
A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN
AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
humans are a proud motor race with a pantheon
or moody gods named. Schwarzenegger, etc
A LIME WILL NOT FATALLY
HUMANS. ALWAYS DESTROY THE
WARNING: CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT
BY TRACKING THROUGH THE
WARNING: HUMANS CAN ATA
RATE OF 1 PER FFACE" r' EAR DESTROY
hla) N LY
THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY
OUTCROPS CF BONE AND POWERFUL JAIN
HUMAN SITES CAN BE FAHNAY INFECTIOUS
EVEN TO OTHER Hist MANS
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE
WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA
LABELED J. CHAN.
HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM
ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR SOD? DO
OH GOD THE HUMANS OUT DOOR
HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD
More women. humans do have a number or
advantages even among Terrestrial lire our endurance-
shock resistance- and ability to recover imm injury is
absurdly high compared to almost any other animal We
oiled use the phrase as a horse" to condom
hes moses - but compared to a human. a horse is as
fragile as spun glass There' s mounting evidence that
our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by
motioning it at a walking pace. without sleep or rest until
it died or exhaustion: it' s called pursuit predation.
Basically. we' re the .
The only other animal that can sort or Keep up with us’?
Dogs That' s why we use their tor hunting. Ana even
new extrapolate that to a ( in which most sapient
the did not evolve from : -ac Eliseo pursuit
o Our strength and speed is nothing to write home
about. but we don' t need ta overpower or button
you. we Just need to outlast you - and by any
other species' standards. we we plain don' t get
o Where a simple broken leg will ca use most
species to go into shock and die. we can recover
from virtually any Injury that' s not Immediately
fatty. Even traumatic isn' t
Home my a "injury for a human
o We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity,
recovering in weeks both wounds that would take
others months or years to heat. The results aren' t
pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue.
among our other traits - but
they' re highly
p speaking or scarring. look at our medical science.
We developed surgery centuries below
developing even the most rudimentary
anesthetics or the support in ammo. humans
have been known to whom surgery on
themselves - and survive. Thanks to our
extreme Jeanine's. we regard as routine medical
proceed res what most other species would regard
as inventive lends or murder We even personn
radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic
In essence. we' d be some ores.
I do hope you realize no going to be pic king up this stud and
running with it right?
outlaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way
to HELD METAL To OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN
OUR JAW ta restructure over the course or years to fit them back
into shape. and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to
keep than in place.
We harmed cohabitation relationships with tiny mammals and
insects we keep at tray hem bothering us try death. often using
little analog traps.
Add by god. we will eat .
o We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.
a We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the
pursuit or darkening our skin
it We oak headdy loss tor the opponents to see our ravange
o We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area
and hit each other until time runs bottom or them pass out
in We willingly lump out oi planes with only at l' piece dictum
to prever us mam against the ground.
o our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings
in the exact same places
a We climb mountains and risk freezing to death tor bragging
it We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and
completely domesticated them
o on a planet full or lions. tigers and bears. we managed to
advance timber and taster than any other species on the
Gleams and Hinged and ores ain' t got shit on us
can we talk about how pursuit predation is tucking terrifying
it' s one thing to face down a cheetah. which will slam into you at so mph
and break your deck
it' s another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing. only to have
it just kind of
to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the tor and
leather you' tell behind. your and piss and shit. and than you
think you' lost it and you bed down tor the night but THERE IT is
WHEN YOU WAKE JP
and you split! again! but it keeps tattooing you. always in the comer or
your eye. until you just
we are scary kers