True questions. . Professer Snape =. §;'_ Snape_ JR the Weasley twins have the Marketeer' s Map and never questioned why Ron was sleeping with a man named Peter
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True questions

Professer Snape =. §;'_ Snape_ JR
the Weasley twins have the Marketeer' s Map
and never questioned why Ron was sleeping with a man named Peter
every night.
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#12 - steelplatypus (06/18/2014) [-]
Because they were understanding family members who accepted the fact that Ron craved dong.
Because they were understanding family members who accepted the fact that Ron craved dong.
User avatar #25 to #12 - therealtjthemedic (06/18/2014) [-]
At age 12?
User avatar #41 to #12 - thorstoned (06/18/2014) [-]
He said no homo
User avatar #14 to #12 - makhan (06/18/2014) [-]
He was 11
#29 to #12 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
craved dong

my family is staring at me, ive been laughing for about 10 minutes now
#24 to #12 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
I literally laughed for about an hour at the mere crass wording of this statement._
#13 to #12 - darcabyss (06/18/2014) [-]
Just got this, might as well share.
Just got this, might as well share.
#19 - Steinwolf (06/18/2014) [-]
Alternatively - those two pricks stood by and watched their 11 year old brother get molested by an unknown man for years.
Alternatively - those two pricks stood by and watched their 11 year old brother get molested by an unknown man for years.
User avatar #20 - xSASSITx (06/18/2014) [-]
That kinda blew my mind a little.....
#2 - pipeworks (06/18/2014) [-]
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#1 - zafak (06/17/2014) [-]
#34 - mcmental (06/18/2014) [-]
Ron! Why didnt you ever tell me that you're Gay?!
#35 to #34 - mcmental (06/18/2014) [-]
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#36 to #35 - mcmental (06/18/2014) [-]
Harry, I gay. And I really like you...Alot...I think I might even love you...
#37 to #36 - mcmental (06/18/2014) [-]
Huh? What? Oh, that's great Ron. What the **** is up this screaming egg **** ?
#3 - chintok (06/18/2014) [-]
Can someone explain this to me please?
User avatar #4 to #3 - deathklokiller (06/18/2014) [-]
rons rat was a human
User avatar #5 to #3 - Namezone ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
the "Marauder's Map" stated above shows the position and corresponding names of everyone on the grounds of Hogwarts Castle.

Ron Weasly, brother to the Weasley Twins, had a rat he named Scabbers. the rat was an animagus (a type of wizard which can turn totally into an animal) named Peter, or Wormtooth. and the twins (should/might have) noticed his name on the map, next to Ron every night.
User avatar #8 to #5 - babyweasel (06/18/2014) [-]
I thought it was Wormtail
User avatar #9 to #8 - Namezone ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
open up the spoiler, if you don't mind spoilers.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Namezone ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
craaap, oops. yeah, that's what you meant. I think it was wormtail, actually.
User avatar #11 to #9 - babyweasel (06/18/2014) [-]
I meant that I thought is nickname was wormtail instead of wormtooth
#21 to #5 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
wormtail not wormtooth
#6 to #5 - chintok (06/18/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #7 to #6 - Namezone ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
no problem, full and thorough answers are a passion of mine. It's my dream to one day have everything perfectly formatted: well-organized, easily read, comprehensive, and informational...except things intended for humor. And arousal. But the perfect formatting arouses me, so i guess that's a bit of a digression.

anyway, glad i could help.
User avatar #18 to #7 - garin (06/18/2014) [-]
Didn't capitalize your "I"'s, I am not impressed nor aroused. Shame on you.
User avatar #22 to #18 - Namezone ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
"i" capitalization is absolutely arbitrary and totally meaningless. Capitalization in general isn't very important, except to notify which part begins a sentence. I don't see a use in it, honestly.
#23 to #22 - tsukaza (06/18/2014) [-]
Spoiler: It's a part of how you use the English language. Just like how the a in "and" and the b in "but" should NEVER be capitalized, or be the start of a sentence for that matter.
#31 to #23 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
The capitilization of and and but are used in the beginning of a sentence regularly by professional authors and writes. It is a perfectly acceptable art of writing as long as the idea is different than the previous idea.
#33 to #31 - tsukaza (06/18/2014) [-]
The problem is... Simply put, it's wrong. Maybe it's a new thing out recently, but everything I've researched about it before and every teacher of every level for nglish has said it NEVER happens. (which is what caused the research)
#40 - pridefulmatthew (06/18/2014) [-]
Best gif I could find    
   
It's because they were too busy spying on this 			****		.
Best gif I could find

It's because they were too busy spying on this **** .
#26 - europe (06/18/2014) [-]
I don't get the ridiculously small amount of interesting magical objects in the universe of Harry Potter anyway. Centuries of wizardry and many great magicians yet defensive magical clothing (George and Fred's inventions) are practically unheard of
User avatar #27 to #26 - DeathKnight (06/18/2014) [-]
That's because these are fantasy books written by a children's author.
User avatar #28 to #27 - europe (06/18/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
#39 - milenium ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
First, who the hell uses a magical map to spy on their brother in bed(The map is quite large)?
Second, harry got the map from them because they didn't use it anymore. They had memorized all the pathways anyway, so why use it?
third: Peter is a normal name and no one would look at it twice.
Not sure when they got the map. But they could have had it 4 years before giving it away.
#43 to #39 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
So the one about Peter being a normal name is ******** by the way, the map shows a person's full name. Y'know, meaning both first and last? Ron wouldn't be sleeping with a man named Peter, he'd be sleeping with a man named Peter Pettigrew. Significant difference there, considering the first is just a guy and the second was a supposed war hero who was killed by Sirius Black.

Ronnie isn't just gay, he's a gay necrophiliac.
#42 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
Because Peter/Scabbers was lost for like half the book. Ron and Hermione fought because because he thought Crookshanks had eaten Scabbers but really it was just Peter running around the castle doing evil **** .
Also, why would they even feel the need to use the map to check the Boy's Dormitory?
User avatar #38 - insertsfunnyname (06/18/2014) [-]
He was like 12.
#32 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
Wasn't Peter pretty much always in Rons pocket ?
#15 - christinarose (06/18/2014) [-]
It is real simple! By time the Weasley twins got the Marauders Map Scabbers ran away from Ron. So he was simply not around Ron for them to know he was sleeping with a man named Peter.
User avatar #17 to #15 - pipeworks (06/18/2014) [-]
According to them, they stole the map from Filch in their first year, meaning they had it for two years before Ron came to Hogwarts. By the time Scabbers ran away from Ron, they had the map for almost five years.
#30 to #15 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
no no, my faggot friend, by the time we, the readers, heard about the map, scabbers had run away. JK rowling's favorite thing to do is change the world's perspective on things while harry's changes. example 2, dementors. everyone calls them 'azkaban guards' until he learns they're actually called dementors, and then you never ever hear 'azkaban guards' again
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