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#1 - puremadmentalged (11/04/2013) [-]
According to lightbulb, Voldemort wasn't an airgun.
Well thanks for that.
User avatar #9 to #1 - redtooth (11/04/2013) [-]
Who's Voldemort? Don't you mean Valdemar?
User avatar #11 - excitedllama (11/04/2013) [-]
Can you imagine Voldemort having kinky sex with someone?
Voldemort: Oh! Say my name! Say my name!
Unfortunate partner: Uh....UHHHH.....................
#3 - dcj (11/04/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be great if Voldy knocked up Bellatrix before the final confrontation?

We could have a whole 'nother series from his perspective, as the child seeks vengeance for the death of his/her father.

GET ON IT ROWLING.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Furubatsu (11/04/2013) [-]
Since Voldimort was incapable of love, since he was born under the effects of a love potion, would his demon spawn feel love, or is it too, immune?
#5 to #4 - badpony ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
It may only feel half feelings, so probably would be an apathetic little blighter. That reminds me of someone but I can't think who.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (11/04/2013) [-]
That hellspawn from the Omen?
#7 to #6 - badpony ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #10 to #4 - godofal (11/04/2013) [-]
iirc, that was just a theory of dumbledore
might have just been bad luck that he was born as a psycho
User avatar #23 to #10 - Furubatsu (11/04/2013) [-]
I think J.K confirmed it though
User avatar #29 to #23 - godofal (11/05/2013) [-]
she actually confirmed it was symbolic
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Rowling also stated that Voldemort's conception by influence of Amortentia — a love potion administered by the witch Merope Gaunt to the Muggle Tom Riddle — is related to his inability to understand love; it is "a symbolic way of showing that he came from a loveless union – but of course, everything would have changed if Merope had survived and raised him herself and loved him._

as taken from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Voldemort
User avatar #8 to #3 - lilkitty (11/04/2013) [-]
Bellatrix died too
#12 - liamdurf (11/04/2013) [-]
Well Voldemort couldn't love, and he only really cared about being a powerful wizard. So he probably was a virgin.   
Semi-relevant gif.
Well Voldemort couldn't love, and he only really cared about being a powerful wizard. So he probably was a virgin.
Semi-relevant gif.
#18 to #12 - Rascal (11/04/2013) [-]
>> Implying sex is directly a product of love
>> Implying charismatic teenage boy wouldn't be interested
>> Implying nothing goes on in an isolated boarding school in the middle of nowhere with students outnumbering faculty dozens to one in a castle way too huge to actual monitor
>> Implying the psychopathic little bastard didn't rape someone and magic away the memories
>> Implying
User avatar #2 - quotes ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
doing the do with you know who
-iteasytoremember

i feel like this quote will benifit me one day
User avatar #22 to #2 - nyxeos (11/04/2013) [-]
I hadn't read the name in the post, and so I started trying to read it now, and I had to keep repeating "I teasy tore member" for a solid minute before I figured it out.
User avatar #24 to #22 - quotes ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
username quotes are less fun because they are less associated with the person and because they are generally words or phrases it can be confusing if you dont know that users
User avatar #15 to #2 - teleamachus (11/04/2013) [-]
itseasytoremember, actually.
User avatar #16 to #15 - quotes ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
woops messed it up
User avatar #17 to #16 - teleamachus (11/04/2013) [-]
No problem, just glad I could point it out.
User avatar #26 - theexplodingcheez (11/05/2013) [-]
"doing you know what with You Know Who"
User avatar #21 - snerus (11/04/2013) [-]
Getting shamed with he-who-must-not-be-named.
User avatar #13 - markeriksen (11/04/2013) [-]
he did the do
User avatar #14 to #13 - forcequest (11/04/2013) [-]
I think you mean the shady-nasty
User avatar #19 - roodypoohero (11/04/2013) [-]
Whats with the ******* hashtagging? Why do people continue to upload tumblr garbage?
#20 to #19 - Rascal (11/04/2013) [-]
I believe the hash tags being used there are actually giving credit to the unseen tags someone attached to it that someone else found funny enough to deserve to be part of the conversation. The hashtag links it back to the one who originally said it.
User avatar #25 to #19 - quotes ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
id believe because 315 people enjoyed seeing this post
would be why its posted
#27 - atma (11/05/2013) [-]
Oh man, I love Bob's Burgers, too.
Oh man, I love Bob's Burgers, too.
#30 - ayehateyawrflaws (11/05/2013) [-]
unrelated, but can someone post that picture of Dumbledore saying" But you will never know what that feels like" to harry? I need that picture, but I can't find it anywhere.
User avatar #28 - mrgoodlove (11/05/2013) [-]
I wanna do the you know what with you know who in my you know what.
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