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#45 - youareohsowrong (06/15/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it ended more like this.
Im pretty sure it ended more like this.
User avatar #234 to #45 - sodaberg (06/15/2013) [-]
he says "pop"
#151 to #45 - fullofgoodshitt (06/15/2013) [-]
+ 2x Points
+ 2x Points
User avatar #9 - turian (06/14/2013) [-]
he would be living long enough to become the villian

BÄM

new Book
The Potter Strikes back!
#28 to #9 - urapooper (06/14/2013) [-]
sorry dude already countless fanfictions of that happening. and also one where they fear him because they fear him becoming a villian so they back stab him and **** happens. I've been reading HP fanfictions since I was 10 I have no life.
User avatar #46 to #28 - linktheherooftime (06/15/2013) [-]
Do you have a link the the fanfic where he gets stabbed?
#210 to #9 - lomtura (06/15/2013) [-]
what if Voldemort IS harry potter and traveled back in time to have himself be killed by his younger version to finally join his family and friends...
#227 to #210 - goldenglimmer (06/15/2013) [-]
Alright, alright, one step at a time, Mr. Shyamalan.
#258 to #227 - shyamalan (06/17/2013) [-]
He is not Mr. shyamalan.



He is not the batman.
#5 - ironkiwi (06/14/2013) [-]
FETCH ME JK ROWLING

WE'VE GOT A STORY TO WRITE
User avatar #256 to #5 - daentraya (06/15/2013) [-]
Fetch yourself LessWrong, give him a buttload of money, and he may make another absolutely brilliant spinoff ending to this series
#259 to #5 - ironkiwi (06/17/2013) [-]
WTF look at them thumbs
#56 to #5 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
Rowling didn't write this part into the story in the first place because she's not a very good writer. I wouldn't trust her to do it right a second time.
#148 to #56 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
**** YOU!



Srsly, I grew up with harry, don't **** with my childhood you ****** .
#73 to #5 - clydeninetyseven (06/15/2013) [-]
k brb
k brb
#40 to #5 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
rewrite*
#2 - cazabrow ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
This would actually be the coolest 			*******		 thing ever..
This would actually be the coolest ******* thing ever..
#3 - amybumble (06/14/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
#228 to #3 - butterisgood (06/15/2013) [-]
How did this get 270 thumbs?
How did this get 270 thumbs?
User avatar #239 to #228 - masterboll (06/15/2013) [-]
its funnyjunk logic,
it doesnt need to make sense
User avatar #255 to #228 - amybumble (06/15/2013) [-]
I have no ******* idea, but hey, I'm not complaining
#230 to #228 - aaronventura (06/15/2013) [-]
Because it was a good comment matched with a relevant, yet comical, gif.
User avatar #242 to #230 - Dairycow (06/15/2013) [-]
yeah thats **** tons of those, why does this one get 300+ thumbs...
User avatar #253 to #242 - fuzzypickles (06/15/2013) [-]
they're green pixels, stop bitching
User avatar #254 to #253 - Dairycow (06/15/2013) [-]
they're not green pixels this is my ******* life you think this is a joke? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#24 - Rascal (06/14/2013) [-]
I'm a hundred and eight years old Elaine...
I was seventeen the year that Tom Riddle walked the green mile...
#41 to #24 - ICEDgrunge (06/15/2013) [-]
I can't find anything more relevant than this.
#214 to #41 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
Oh I've lived to see some... amazing things Ellie,magicians and muggles working together!
But I've... I've had to see my friends and loved ones die of through the years. Hermionie and Ron, Neville Longbottom, Ginny and my children... and you Elaine, you will die to.
#190 - josieabby (06/15/2013) [-]
So, you're a big Harry Potter fan?   
This didn't turn out like I wanted, but I hope you like it anyway.
So, you're a big Harry Potter fan?
This didn't turn out like I wanted, but I hope you like it anyway.
#74 - albertjester (06/15/2013) [-]
you magnificent fan fiction son of a bitch.
you magnificent fan fiction son of a bitch.
#39 - emppilaf (06/15/2013) [-]
We never seen an actual end to Harry, so yeah could be....
We never seen an actual end to Harry, so yeah could be....
#13 - sirhyden (06/14/2013) [-]
Later still...
#64 to #13 - tariv (06/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - Rascal (06/14/2013) [-]
Frontpage, go!
User avatar #37 to #1 - jonajon (06/15/2013) [-]
Again...
#29 - sparkieemae (06/14/2013) [-]
But Harry DID die once. By all accounts Harry should have died when Voldemort bestowed the killing curse upon him, his mother threw herself into the curse intended for her son, and with that blocking his soul from leaving his body, however this curse was so powerful that it did not stay maintained on the unintended target of Lily Potter it exploded back and also destroyed the physical body of what was then Voldemort, however Voldemort had taken precautions against his own demise for years and created many horocruxes of his soul, and then his tiny fragment of what was left of his soul took refuge within the only living thing in the room, Harry. In the scene in the deathly hallows Voldemort unwittingly kills himself, by for a second time bestowing the avada kedavra curse. Harry Potters soul then had the option of running its course in his own body or of staying there, being dead.
But Harry DID die once. By all accounts Harry should have died when Voldemort bestowed the killing curse upon him, his mother threw herself into the curse intended for her son, and with that blocking his soul from leaving his body, however this curse was so powerful that it did not stay maintained on the unintended target of Lily Potter it exploded back and also destroyed the physical body of what was then Voldemort, however Voldemort had taken precautions against his own demise for years and created many horocruxes of his soul, and then his tiny fragment of what was left of his soul took refuge within the only living thing in the room, Harry. In the scene in the deathly hallows Voldemort unwittingly kills himself, by for a second time bestowing the avada kedavra curse. Harry Potters soul then had the option of running its course in his own body or of staying there, being dead.
#225 - GoldenLotus ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - Tatou (06/14/2013) [-]
That's a pretty sad ending. Living forever.
User avatar #197 to #6 - deathcake (06/15/2013) [-]
but it wouldn't be the end because it is forever
User avatar #7 - mrwatcher (06/14/2013) [-]
this is awesome im a huge fan of the books too and you sir just blew my mind for the rest off the day
#200 - detsgudaarne (06/15/2013) [-]
My ending - hermione strips and get naked
#63 - urghseventysix (06/15/2013) [-]
Nice work there Satan.
Nice work there Satan.
#196 to #63 - dawdawdwa (06/15/2013) [-]
It`s pronounce Satine.
#98 - esmebuffay (06/15/2013) [-]
How can something awesome be so sad?
How can something awesome be so sad?
#157 to #98 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
Because you're a pussy.
#216 to #98 - powellrebecca (06/15/2013) [-]
oh Sammy
oh Sammy
User avatar #31 - foelkera (06/14/2013) [-]
Epilogue: Herry's spirit lives forever, but his body dies. He regenerates multiple times, always with a different body. He begins inventing spells out of boredom and eventually discovers a way to move backwards and forwards in time. He decides to test the new spell by using it to enchant a police call box...
#117 to #31 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
Or he decides to find a way to give up his cape,wand and magical stone so he comes back in time and act as The Death to scare the by who made a magical bridge over a river
User avatar #208 to #117 - crazyhindu (06/15/2013) [-]
Meaning, that he would have HAD to have won so that he can go back in time to give the cape, wand and stone to the three guys, otherwise if he had not voldemort would not have been looking for the wand therefore everything would have been much different.
User avatar #43 to #31 - anomorphous (06/15/2013) [-]
:|
User avatar #244 to #31 - dreaddune (06/15/2013) [-]
Another ending:
Harry's spirit lives forever, but his body dies. He regenerates multiple times, always with a different body, but since he cannot be with the ones he love, he become eager to try to find other ways to be with them. Harry gets the elder wand from Dumbledore's grave, and since it is rightfully his, he use this to do very powerful magic, to try and get his loved ones back to life. Later he figures out this is utterly impossible, so his mind becomes more and more wicked from the sheer pain.
In the end he becomes the new Lord Voldemort, except this time he actually succeeds in becoming immortal.
#49 to #31 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for forcing Dr. Who into yet another thing, dick cheese.
This site has a time lords dick way too far up it's ass.
#215 to #49 - powellrebecca (06/15/2013) [-]
i dont understand the Dr.Who obsession, thank you for your comment.   
   
   
bring the red thumbs
i dont understand the Dr.Who obsession, thank you for your comment.


bring the red thumbs
#55 to #54 - Rascal (06/15/2013) [-]
You are honestly worse than the MLP fandom.
User avatar #137 to #55 - ilovehitler (06/15/2013) [-]
Same rule applies for any fandom. if you don't like it, you should just ignore it. I, for instance, don't really like the korra fandom or league of legend fandom, but I just ignore them. It doesn't effect me, so why should I care? Why should you care?
User avatar #57 to #55 - skilletpanhead (06/15/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #27 - brettd (06/14/2013) [-]
My alternative ending

>Harry gives himself up to voldemort
>doesn't raise a wand to defend himself, dies without anyone defeating him, elder wand's power is broken
>Malfoy takes nevil's place, makes a speech and kills nagini
>Turns out Nevil was the chosen one after all
>Nevil is able to kill voldemort because harry bestowed the same protection his mother gave him on everyone else by sacrificing himself

User avatar #59 to #27 - hhhghhg (06/15/2013) [-]
that would be pretty ******* cool
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