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#6 - Hightower (11/01/2013) [-]
Teens who showed up at my house without a costume on got a trick. Usually a water balloon. It's called "Trick or Treat" for a reason.
User avatar #99 to #6 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
It's called "Trick or Treat" because it's a threat from kids, saying if you don't treat us we're going to "trick" you **** up your house/car
User avatar #9 - wertgf (11/01/2013) [-]
"What are you dressed as?"
"A paedophile"
"But you're not dressed up"
#101 to #9 - asdzx (11/01/2013) [-]
I find you get a similar response with necrophiliac.
User avatar #5 - tombobbusama (11/01/2013) [-]
"trick or treat!"
"what are you supposed to be? You're just wearing normal clothes!"
"Crippling disappointment"
User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/01/2013) [-]
I actually don't like the "too old for candy" thing. I think if you're in a costume, regardless of your age, you get candy
User avatar #1 - fatalkill (11/01/2013) [-]
I was a nudist on strike, I promise.
User avatar #46 - casval (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't mind if they're teenagers (I for one Trick or Treated until I was 16) as long as they're wearing a costume. But if they're obviously the obnoxious, ****** kids there just abusing the system, I don't give them **** .

This year a few trashy kids whom I rejected thought it would be hilarious if they egged my house. I let out my German Shepherds when I heard them outside being the little ***** they are and yelled out GO FOR THE NECK! (the dogs have no idea what this means mind you)

The teens took off running scared ******** while my dogs barked and chased them to the end of my fence.

No costume, no candy mother ******* .
#56 to #46 - mrblueftw (11/01/2013) [-]
I applaud you my good sir.
I applaud you my good sir.
User avatar #94 to #46 - ruebezahl (11/01/2013) [-]
Good one. But my advice is: Next time, shout "Go for the balls! Remember your training! Maul the ball! Maul the ball!"

I think that has a bigger chance of entering the kids' nightmares.

#88 - sventrain (11/01/2013) [-]
"No costume, no candy" <- Say that to the entitled pricks
User avatar #20 - tatsuichiyo (11/01/2013) [-]
I turned them all down except one who when I answered said "I'm dressed as the scariest thing possible, the future of America." He earned that goddamned candy.
#31 - hueyfreeman (11/01/2013) [-]
Me and my friends last night.

I'm the unicorn.
#107 - Moosoulja ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Just got a house and decided for the first time in a decade i'd hand out candy. Went down bought like thirty bags of snickers, twix, m&m's, kitkats and only had 7 kids show up. Now i'm sitting on $120 worth of candy. So i'll probably be dead by the end of the month.
User avatar #111 to #107 - carbohydrates ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I wish you luck good sir. Hopefully you don't lose your foot.
User avatar #118 to #107 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
What you do is, put it in a bowl, and say "Take 1" on a sign. Just set in on the street corner. Everybody will come and take it.
User avatar #93 - itrinx (11/01/2013) [-]
Okay, i'm 18now. I knocked at peoples doors to get candies etc. They gave me cigarettes and beers. And a condom. Why.
User avatar #100 to #93 - Leopard (11/01/2013) [-]
Because you should be at a party.
User avatar #102 to #100 - itrinx (11/01/2013) [-]
I only celebrate things that have a sense to me. I don't give a **** about ded ppl. They ded.
#45 - doctornick (11/01/2013) [-]
All that kept comming to my house were 			*******		 stoners
All that kept comming to my house were ******* stoners
User avatar #3 - Rezcall (11/01/2013) [-]
I really wish more teens would atleast have better manners while out treat collecting. I was walking my little one up the stairs and witnessed a boy push a three year old off of a porch and into a bush. I swear his mommy was going to shove a shoe up ... well you know.
User avatar #2 - stupidffff (11/01/2013) [-]
My entire highschool chemistry class seems to have gone trick or treating. I was most ashamed.
User avatar #4 - sporkus (11/01/2013) [-]
My mom actually makes me go XD
But I at least take the time to paint my face.
#119 to #4 - docvolto ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #74 to #4 - kaboozle123 ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]

**** you
User avatar #10 to #4 - deathblossomfour (11/01/2013) [-]
I painted face is not a costume. You don't deserve your candy.
User avatar #39 to #10 - manyourefugly (11/01/2013) [-]
I painted my face as a really detailed skull and put on my cloak, people ask me if I was wearing a mask. They didn't believe me so I had to take off my hood. People love my painted face, I got handfuls of candy I didn't even have to trick-or-treat that long. I scared a bunch of kids and adults.
I earned my candy with all the climbing I did, I don't even know what people were thinking with super long flights of stairs to their door they probably have an elevator in there garage.
#121 - plaidparadise (11/02/2013) [-]
There was a pack of full grown adults trick or treating in my neighborhood last night. I was tickled.
#120 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
Not a single ******* kid this year.

But I had kids come into the store this year with no costumes on expecting candy. ******* ******* .
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